View Full Version : What animal can beat a grizzly bear?
WALRUS
08-23-2001, 01:35 PM
And no human with a gun doesn't count.
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Fallon
08-23-2001, 02:14 PM
A RhYno can!
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08-23-2001, 02:38 PM
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08-23-2001, 06:55 PM
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Lisa Croft
08-24-2001, 12:58 PM
I think a t-rex wearing armor and carrying a chainsaw would have a good sporting chance.
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CoptrDr
08-24-2001, 04:33 PM
The only animal that can beat a grizzly is a hippagator. What is a hippagator you might ask?? He's an animal with a hippo's head on one end and an alligator head on the other end. How dows he shit you might ask??? He can't and that's why he's so fucking mean and can whip a grizzly
IkeaBoy
08-24-2001, 04:39 PM
I bet an elephant can beat a bear. Remember that Barbar vs. the Beresteins Bears book that endd with Father, Mother, Sister and Brother all massacared as the Elephant Prince danced over their mutilated corpes? Sweet.
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Keatch
08-24-2001, 04:44 PM
I think an asparagus fed
skunk could hold its own.
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jerseyjoe
08-24-2001, 05:16 PM
The way this summer's been going, I'd have to say SHARK. But it's gotta be a great white, or some other big, big shark.But getting the two together is tricky. Bears don't like salt water.
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WALRUS
08-24-2001, 06:08 PM
Well to combat your replies First i ment real animals nothing that you make up like the hippagator anyway the grizzly will rip apart the hippo part with one paw as it holds the gator part with the other paw simotaniously breaking both their heads
2nd A shark any shark wouldn't have the chance unless it was a great white shark and in 3 feet of water but even then i think the grizzly would rip off the fins with it's teeth then that would render the shark helpless since it couldn't swim. 3rd yea maybe a t-rex fitted with a arsinal of landscaping equiptment
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Leadbottom
08-28-2001, 11:17 PM
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08-28-2001, 11:20 PM
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little oolong, headperformer extraordinaire, could beat a grizzly bear...no doubt. little oolong is a master at kung-fu.
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WALRUS
08-29-2001, 06:43 AM
Seeing your rabit post makes me think of a wonderfull movie called Monty Python and The holy grail
if fictional characters where alowed but they aren't then the bunny from the movie could kill a grizzlybear
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hyperspace
08-29-2001, 07:43 AM
the wolverine its like the joe pesci of the wilderness
How did i end up here??
Beer Bishop
08-29-2001, 09:16 AM
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Sunrisa
08-29-2001, 10:20 AM
salt water crocodile
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Thunderlips
08-29-2001, 10:23 AM
A lot of people are thinking about strength. Of course a bear is mighty strong.
But how about quickness? How about poison? I submit that a King Cobra can kill a damn bear before it even knows what hit it.
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Captain Rooster
08-30-2001, 09:45 AM
I think a t-rex wearing armor and carrying a chainsaw would have a good sporting chance.
LOL...I gotta go with the T-rex...
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redblastoff
08-30-2001, 09:48 AM
A Tigger with a gasmask filled with bong hits could kill a grizly, well maybe he thinks he can.
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HordeKing1
08-30-2001, 04:23 PM
2 Grizzly Bears.
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WALRUS
08-30-2001, 08:03 PM
Horde king with his unmatched intelegence hit the nail on the head two against one of the same species can always come out ahead this is proof that horde king does not have super strength but super intelegence
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EffMeBoobs
08-30-2001, 08:19 PM
A big fat ass Walrus.
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Captain Rooster
08-30-2001, 09:36 PM
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Numb Nuts...you twinkle toed cocksucker bear bitch...you look like the kinda a bear that would F' a man in the ass and not have the common decency to give him a reach around!
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reeshy
08-30-2001, 09:47 PM
LT,
you scared the shit out of me. I started to flashback to the old Boot days.
Now I got to clean out my skivvies!!!!
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barry williams
08-30-2001, 10:13 PM
How about Fezzy's mom after you starved her for a week. She would maul that bear...definetly
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