A Guy at Work Touched My Boob [Archive]

Jennitalia

11-12-2003, 12:45 PM

yeah, i know...who hasn't touched my boobs?
i was talking to one of my co-workers in my department, and he was describing something and "accidentally" grazed my left one. you could tell he was really embarrassed by it (he's also married). he apologized, and jokingly said that's the most action he's had in a long time. he cant make eye contact with me now. poor thing.

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 12:48 PM

you should go over to him and flash him. if he is that embarrased, if you do that, maybe itll show him it wasnt that big a deal and he'll be a little more at ease

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Justice4all

11-12-2003, 12:48 PM

See Jenn...you boobs are mezmirizing to all types of men! You make even the married ones stray...if even for a second...those nice round..succulent...perky...*drools*....Anyway...wh ere was I????
oh yes....well ask him if you can squeeze his ballswill that make you even???

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Jennitalia

11-12-2003, 12:54 PM

i feel so bad for this guy. we're pretty friendly and stuff, but no hanky-panky type stuff. apparently he doesnt get it at all from his wife. she doesnt suck his dick, and when she does fuck him, she just lays there. she also doesnt know where her clit is.
and i'd grab his balls, but he only has one.

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serVice

11-12-2003, 01:08 PM

she also doesnt know where her clit is

If i had any real skill i'd post the picture of the South Park kid talking to the clit from the movie.
I think i found it for her (http://www.the-clitoris.com)

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11-12-2003, 01:08 PM

You work with Tom Green?

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 01:09 PM

how could a chick not know where her clit is. and if this guy is so shy and embarrased, how the hell did you find all this stuff out about his wife??

and one ball damn, thats heart breaking.
Jenn, you should ask Jon for a reprieve just so you can give this guy a hand job. he NEEDS one. maybe use a library like someone else i know

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Tenbatsuzen

11-12-2003, 01:32 PM

"accidentally" grazed my left one.

Do you know Sergio?

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 01:39 PM

Do you know Sergio?

Sergio from Rio? ya know, darkish lightish hair

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JohnnyCash

11-12-2003, 01:42 PM

How did you find out all this info on his sex life?
Did he tell you?

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11-12-2003, 01:45 PM

just come into work naked, goddammit.

Besides, everyone's doing it.

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11-12-2003, 03:10 PM

Call a lawyer! You could sue the company. I see mad money coming to you in the future. A case of sexual harassment if you ask me- he "accendentally" touched your boob (according to him), he tells you about his sex life with his wife, sexual innuenedos ("that's the most action I've gotten in a long time")----Ka Ching......You just hit the jackpot!!!

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walking joint

11-12-2003, 03:14 PM

i feel so bad for this guy. we're pretty friendly and stuff, but no hanky-panky type stuff. apparently he doesnt get it at all from his wife. she doesnt suck his dick, and when she does fuck him, she just lays there. she also doesnt know where her clit is.

i didn't know we worked together or that i touched your boob today. i have to start paying closer attention.

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11-12-2003, 05:27 PM

apparently he doesnt get it at all from his wife. she doesnt suck his dick, and when she does fuck him, she just lays there. she also doesnt know where her clit is.
and i'd grab his balls, but he only has one.

O.K...this is a little too much info for us.

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FUNKMAN

11-12-2003, 06:19 PM

apparently he doesnt get it at all from his wife. she doesnt suck his dick, and when she does fuck him, she just lays there. she also doesnt know where her clit is.

that's the lamest line of shit i heard in a long time... i say he wants to F you and is trying the 'sympathy' method...

not that you shouldn't be flattered...

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 06:24 PM

thats a pretty good point funk, i didnt even think about that. what the fuck woman wouldnt know where her clit is, that doesnt make any sence. shit even aquabenz knows where his clit is

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Heavy

11-12-2003, 06:35 PM

thats a pretty good point funk, i didnt even think about that. what the fuck woman wouldnt know where her clit is, that doesnt make any sence.

Newsflash: Alot of chick dont know where their clit is.

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 06:38 PM

what. thats gotta be BS Johnee, how the hell. even i know where their shit is

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FUNKMAN

11-12-2003, 06:44 PM

even i know where their shit is

I thought you said you didn't do anal? liar...
;p

it is hard to believe that there is any woman who would not know where their clit is. i would imagine there are VERY FEW who might not know...

this guys wife probably fucks his brains out, sucks his cock, balls, and asshole, loves anal, whips, chains, peacocks, and he's just looking for strange...

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 06:46 PM

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!

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Arienette

11-12-2003, 06:47 PM

what the fuck woman wouldnt know where her clit is, that doesnt make any senceit's true... one of my close friends had this very problem. she's a smart girl and a great person, but she just didn't understand her anatomy at all. she wasn't into masturbating, and so i guess she just never really checked herself out before. but i helped. i took her to the sex store and she got herself a toy (i may have gotten one for myself, too). then i explained to her where everything was in relation to each other (using my hands... to represent body parts, not on her..)

so anyway, yeah. it's true.

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 06:58 PM

but come on, even if you dont know exactly, any one on the planet should know generally well enough to be able to find it if they needed to.

like i said, even i always manage to find it

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PanterA

11-12-2003, 07:03 PM

yeah, i know...who hasn't touched my boobs?Jon still has to ask permission.

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TheGameHHH

11-12-2003, 09:39 PM

i wish i knew where my penis was

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11-12-2003, 09:44 PM

monsterone

11-12-2003, 10:22 PM

i wish i knew where my penis was

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sexy bastard

11-12-2003, 11:06 PM

yeah, i know...who hasn't touched my boobs?

hey i havent touched your boobs *hangs head in disapointement*

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Jennitalia

11-13-2003, 06:37 AM

he's not the typical male pig. he's very pathetic sounding. maybe that's why we get along. anyway, he's too old for me and not my type. i kinda felt like i did him a service, given his horrible sex life and one testicle

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Tall_James

11-13-2003, 06:41 AM

he's very pathetic sounding. maybe that's why we get along. anyway, he's too old for me and not my type. i kinda felt like i did him a service, given his horrible sex life and one testicle

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Jennitalia

11-13-2003, 06:50 AM

LMMFAO!!! Dude, his hair looks EXACTLY like that.

his wife should be shot. what kind of woman refuses to suck his guy's weenie? then again... he does only have one ball...maybe she's frightened by it.

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FUNKMAN

11-13-2003, 07:12 AM

the reason he has one ball is probably because his wife sucked his cock so hard she sucked one of his balls right out through the pee-pee hole...

then again maybe not, just felt like saying that...

they don't call me the "American Perv" for nuthin'

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wilee

11-13-2003, 07:26 AM

the reason he has one ball is probably because his wife sucked his cock so hard she sucked one of his balls right out through the pee-pee hole...

That's an image I didn't need, Funk. Excuse me while I scrub my brain with brillo.

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Bama

11-13-2003, 10:53 AM

Haha, nothing beats the old "accidental" boob touch.

Ooops. :)

Hope it was worth it for him. It'll be hard to pull that off many more times.

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Jennitalia

11-13-2003, 10:59 AM

HA HA HA...anytime he comes to see me regarding something he's working on for me, he bows. I guess that means he likes my rack!

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Hosp

11-13-2003, 11:04 AM

Wow, you must have spectacular tits to deserve bows after just his hand grazing them.

Or did you forget to mention he was japanese?

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11-13-2003, 11:21 AM

i think they're just specatacular, Hospie :)
another guy at work kept begging for me to show them to him at the company party this summer. then again, he was bombed off his ass. i wasnt too offended at the time, being just at drunk and thinking he was cute.
don't i work with a bunch of stand up guys?

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blakjeezis

11-13-2003, 11:28 AM

Yeah, I'm uhhhhhh *snicker* real errrrrrrrrr *snicker* *snicker* sorry about that. *snicker* It'll *snicker* never ermmmmmmm happen again *snicker*.

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Bama

11-13-2003, 11:44 AM

With a great rack comes great responsibility. I hope you use your powers for good and not evil.

At first I thought the bow thing was a show of respect but now I think he's just trying to get a better view.

Next he'll probably accidently trip and fall into you. No telling what he'll grab to break his fall. These kind of guys have no shame I tell ya.

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11-13-2003, 03:51 PM

Did he use his hands or his junk?

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11-13-2003, 04:29 PM

she also doesnt know where her clit is.

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sr71blackbird

11-13-2003, 04:33 PM

but i helped. i took her to the sex store and she got herself a toy

Has she been giving you the "knowing smile with head nod" ?

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