I tried crack for the first time today [Archive]

Mothball

11-11-2003, 08:27 PM

Yuck, it tasted like chemicals! The high only lasted a few minutes. Why do people like this crap? At least heroin makes you sleep well.
Anybody else ever smoke crack?

ChickenHawk

11-11-2003, 08:31 PM

Whatta you fuckin' homeless? Why would you do that shit?

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FUNKMAN

11-11-2003, 08:32 PM

honestly!

take better care of yourself, don't get into that stuff...

be strong!

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JohnnyCash

11-11-2003, 08:33 PM

Really, why the hell would you do crack?That just seems like you hit bottom when you start smoking crack.

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Death Metal Moe

11-11-2003, 08:33 PM

I tried crack for the first time today

And with any luck, it won't be your last.

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ChickenHawk

11-11-2003, 08:34 PM

Seriously dude, unless you're homeless and/or a prostitute, you have no excuse to be doing crack... If you had any self respect at all, you'd be doing cocaine.

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monsterone

11-11-2003, 08:42 PM

nobody smokes crack anymore, jackass. now you dissolve it in lemon juice and mainline it. get with the times slappy.

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Death Metal Moe

11-11-2003, 08:46 PM

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Who needs punchlines when you have the word 'CRACKWHORE"?

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FUNKMAN

11-11-2003, 08:48 PM

Oprah Winfrey got arrested today... they lifted her skirt and found 10 pounds of crack...

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Steels

11-11-2003, 08:51 PM

Is smoking "rock" the same thing as smoking crack?

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monsterone

11-11-2003, 08:55 PM

rock is straight up and crack is mixed with baking soda.

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East Side Dave

11-11-2003, 08:57 PM

Yuck, it tasted like chemicals!

Mothball, this is JustJon. RonFez.net does not sponsor drug-related discussion; especially that of crack-coacaine. Consider yourself warned and please try to clean it up.

Just kidding, Mothy! I was just dressed up like JustJon. Gotcha! It's really East Side Dave; I have the real JustJon stirring the meatballs at gunpoint in my kitchen! *Keep a-stirrin', Jonny, they look-a-like they stickin'!* I says you don't listen to these guys; now go ahead and have fun and fuck your life up, you silly little potatoe-head, because as my diseased neighbor, Pillsy, says:

Crack's for Winners :)!

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Steels

11-11-2003, 08:59 PM

O.K then, I smoked "rock" a couple times and had a blast! I particularly remember being fond of how much it enhanced the tunes.

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mikeyboy

11-11-2003, 09:00 PM

Just kidding, Mothy! I was just dressed up like JustJon.

OH...MY...GOD. He made a JustJon suit. Now he's dancing with his dink tucked between his legs.

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Mothball

11-11-2003, 09:04 PM

wow, crack is that bad huh? I guess I learned something from you guys. Thanks! I'll stick to Tylenol PM for now.
Besides, crack is so ghetto, or so I'm told. I'm white!

monsterone

11-11-2003, 09:05 PM

RonFez.net does not sponsor drug-related discussion

snoogans would be screwed. ;)

OH...MY...GOD. He made a JustJon suit. Now he's dancing with his dink tucked between his legs.

too fucking good.

for any further info regarding crack, please consult:

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/covers/170/180/184867.jpg

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East Side Dave

11-11-2003, 09:11 PM

I learned something from you guys

Well, now you know. And knowing.................is.....................hal f..............
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-whoa! Sorry, the crack was putting me to sleep.

Crack is poopy.

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Steels

11-11-2003, 09:12 PM

Monster One:

And the sound drops used on that CD are from what movie ?

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monsterone

11-11-2003, 09:15 PM

here's one:

http://www.movie-vent.com/images/usual.jpg

"THERE'S NO COKE!!!"
"WHAT DO YA ME, THERE'S NO COKE..."
(ronnie would be proud)

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Steels

11-11-2003, 09:23 PM

You ROCK Monster One!!!!!

You hit that outta the ball park!

That CD was released 8 years ago. Wow how time flies!

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TheMojoPin

11-11-2003, 09:52 PM

OH...MY...GOD. He made a JustJon suit. Now he's dancing with his dink tucked between his legs.

Jesus.

You're a bit too fond of this one today.

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shellcreatives

11-11-2003, 09:57 PM

OH...MY...GOD. He made a JustJon suit. Now he's dancing with his dink tucked between his legs.
Anybody remember a classic section of the book "Silence of the Lambs," where Jame Gumb is essentially doing this exact thing?
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, IT DOES WHAT IS TOLD!"

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grlNIN

11-11-2003, 09:59 PM

Anybody remember a classic section of the book "Silence of the Lambs," where Jame Gumb is essentially doing this exact thing?
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, IT DOES WHAT IS TOLD!"

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reeshy

11-12-2003, 12:20 AM

I guess you won't be posting anymore after you have to sell your computer, huh?????

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Steels

11-12-2003, 12:37 AM

Drink sprite aiight....obey your thirst.

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DJEvelEd

11-12-2003, 01:25 AM

Crack is no good unless you have ALOT. At least enough for a 3 day bender.

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mikeyboy

11-12-2003, 06:24 AM

Jesus.

You're a bit too fond of this one today.

If it works, drive it into the ground until you kill the funny. That' my motto.

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TheCosmicCircus

11-12-2003, 07:15 AM

crack is good for the soul.
you are cool.

identical hearts are broken

Hoojibs

11-12-2003, 07:26 AM

Don't you watch tv?

Crack is whack!!!!

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zoom2457

11-12-2003, 08:04 AM

How'd it smell???

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East Side Dave

11-12-2003, 08:15 AM

He made a JustJon suit

I was just dressing up like Just Jon, not making a suit out of him. That would be fucking crazy!

*finishes making JustJon lunchbox and matching thermos*

Where should we go for lunch, Jon? AH-hahahahaha!

*laughes some more*

*cries*

*whistles "Theme to Bananza"*

*cries*

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JerseyRich

11-12-2003, 02:14 PM

Mothball,

May I suggest you smoke a pound of East Side Dave's fecal matter? If the drug content is anywhere to close to what it is when it goes in, you'll be swimming for days.

That guy knows how to party.

Ever try smoking a mothball?

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Snoogans

11-12-2003, 02:30 PM

everyone is gettin on him for crack. did we not realize that by saying heroin makes him sleep, that means he does heroin at least semi regularly.

dude, put down the hard and pick up a beer and a blunt. dont fuck with heavy shit

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sr71blackbird

11-12-2003, 02:30 PM

why not just snort a line of Drano?

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sr71blackbird

11-12-2003, 02:32 PM

The only kinda crack Id do...
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shamus mcfitzy

11-12-2003, 02:32 PM

for whoever said that no one does crack anymore has obviously never known someone from a black neighborhood. Crack is quite regularly done by people in East New York.

and East Side Dave is poster of the decade I say!!!!

Snoogans

11-12-2003, 02:34 PM

crack is quite regularly done alot of places. paterson has its heads, trust me

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Def Dave in SC

11-12-2003, 06:47 PM

Hey, mothball. You're awesome now!! Not because you smoked crack, but because you told all of us!!!!!!!! Not only did you not waste the collective time of all the members who looked at this thread, you also don't look like a dumbass. Cool people look for acceptance from a bunch of people on the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CRACK!!!!!

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11-12-2003, 07:57 PM

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11-12-2003, 08:42 PM

If I had an board savvy by now,which I don't, I'd post a pic of New Jack City.

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NATRONE_MEANS

11-14-2003, 06:34 AM

NATRON SMOKES CRACK ALL THE TIME NOW!!! I DON'T GOT THE MONEY FOR MY COKE HABIT ANYMORE!!!!

Bama

11-14-2003, 10:33 AM

DON'T SMOKE CRACK. IT WILL RUIN YOUR CAREER.

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high fly

11-14-2003, 10:56 AM

Don't do it, kid.

I've been there.

I know.

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Mothball

11-22-2003, 10:48 PM

I quit thinking about crack thanks to you guys, so thanks! My friend showed me how to get high with cleaning fluids. It seems safe and clears my sinuses.