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marygrace
11-11-2003, 05:35 PM
Mine must have been when I was completely out from
coke and still looking for more. Thinking I'd dropped some
off the table onto the carpet I knelt down and found a few
kernels which I chopped and did. Later it seemed I
detected the smell of cat litter deoderant in my nostrils. I
had two cats at the time and anybody who owns cats and
does coke can guess. Assuming that I did snort litter, at
the time I think it worked for me, at least momentarily.

This message was edited by marygrace on 11-11-03 @ 9:49 PM

hyperspace
11-11-2003, 05:48 PM
i did coke in high school and smoked "crack joints" but it ended up making me sick rather than getting addicted. its good to be a light weight. alcohol and weed have the same effect on me.

Steels
11-11-2003, 06:00 PM
It always amazed me how people can fiend so much when the blow is done, it's never been that much of a big deal to myself.


I'm gonna say that MaryGrace is DEFINITELY NOT a drinker.




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Death Metal Moe
11-11-2003, 07:33 PM
I never did and will never do coke. I've seen what it does to people and will not be a part. I would suggest to any friends that they keep away from the shit.

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TheMojoPin
11-11-2003, 07:56 PM
Coke is easily and by far the worst illegal drug I've done. Being wired, my nose burning (And bleeding half the time) and feeling like my heart was going to hop out of my throat and onto the floor is NOT fun. Well, all that, and I've never had a more painful erection in my entire life. Pass.

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Mothball
11-11-2003, 08:20 PM
Snorting coke is dumb. You should shoot it up!

FUNKMAN
11-11-2003, 08:22 PM
just stay away from the crystalized boogers...

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Steels
11-11-2003, 08:32 PM
Coke is easily and by far the worst illegal drug I've done. Being wired, my nose burning (And bleeding half the time) and feeling like my heart was going to hop out of my throat and onto the floor is NOT fun. Well, all that, and I've never had a more painful erection in my entire life. Pass.

From those symptoms it sounds like you been snorting some seriously cut blow or most likely crystal meth. For those of you that aren't aware it is basically a concentrated form of speed which is a horrible (in my opinion) high. I'm not trying to be a smart-ass but it sounds like you got ripped off a few times.

By the way cocaine is the LAST thing that would cause a male to have such an erection. That wasn't coc going up your nose.





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JohnnyCash
11-11-2003, 08:37 PM
Im not into that. Ive never done it and never will. Pot is the only drug Ive tried and I dont really like it either.

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TheMojoPin
11-11-2003, 09:56 PM
From those symptoms it sounds like you been snorting some seriously cut blow or most likely crystal meth. For those of you that aren't aware it is basically a concentrated form of speed which is a horrible (in my opinion) high. I'm not trying to be a smart-ass but it sounds like you got ripped off a few times.

Like I'd pay for coke.

Or whatever the hell it was.

And to be fair, I did take a few too many uppers the night of the eteranl boner. C'est la vie.

Given that the three times I did it were in three different countries (And those symptoms are the sum total of my experiences, not all of them each time), I doubt I was getting the same rip off each time. Especially since the people around me were doing fine. I assumed (And probably correctly) that something inside of me just wasn't "clicking" with it and so I haven't done it again. Can someone be allergic to coke? 'Cuz it almost seemed like that was the case.

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monsterone
11-11-2003, 10:00 PM
Assuming that I did snort litter, at
the time I think it worked for me, at least momentarily.



hhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
the best part of the story is that you know she was fiending so hard that whatever residue was left over got rubbed on her gums. why not brush your teeth with a dogs ass?

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East Side Dave
11-11-2003, 10:09 PM
C'est la vie

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-12-03 @ 2:10 AM

TheMojoPin
11-11-2003, 10:13 PM
You've got Ewok blood in you, don't you?

I can SMELL it.

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Steels
11-11-2003, 10:15 PM
the best part of the story is that you know she was fiending so hard that whatever residue was left over got rubbed on her gums.

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East Side Dave
11-11-2003, 10:15 PM
You've got Ewok blood in you, don't you

.......yes :(


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IrishAlkey
11-11-2003, 11:25 PM
Yes, please.

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Patches
11-12-2003, 06:14 AM
I hate that shit. You feel good for maybe 20 minutes, and you spend the 12 hours just trying to get more. And forget about trying to get to sleep, you end up laying in bed wide awake till 10 am. The next day is very depressing and you feel like a huge loser.

I had enough of that shit awhile ago.

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Yerdaddy
11-12-2003, 01:10 PM
In my white trash high school days in Az we could only do trailer coke - crushed up Vivarin. Burns like a motherfucker and tastes like dehydraded cat piss when it drains. Eventually tried coke a couple times - overrated. Then tried crank - the high was so good I knew I could never do it again. And I knew why half the people in recovery with me were there for crank - good high, but a bad addiction. Now the nose is only used for finding my cleanest clothes to wear.

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11-12-2003, 01:14 PM
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SatCam
11-12-2003, 01:17 PM
I had some coke last week. What's so bad about it?

















































oh that.

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shamus mcfitzy
11-12-2003, 01:34 PM
why not brush your teeth with a dogs ass?


don't know why i found that to be the funniest thing i've read today, but I did. HAHA

marygrace
11-12-2003, 05:07 PM
Sorry I didn't preface my post by saying "20 years ago" . My era of degenerates is littered with crazy stories from "smoking oragano" to "bad acid". Just imagine what an aversion to Windex means to me today.

CrazyClare
11-12-2003, 07:50 PM
ive crushed crack up before and sniffed it. it hurt but kind worked so i crushed some more up (this was on my 16th birthday and i was really doing it up classy)

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FUNKMAN
11-12-2003, 07:54 PM
how many times can you lick the inside of a plastic bag...

when you're jonesin, obviously "not enough"...

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11-12-2003, 09:08 PM
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TheGameHHH
11-12-2003, 09:37 PM
i don't understand why everyone's making coke out to be so evil, it's really not bad in comparison.


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Steels
11-12-2003, 10:53 PM
I hate that shit. You feel good for maybe 20 minutes, and you spend the 12 hours just trying to get more. And forget about trying to get to sleep, you end up laying in bed wide awake till 10 am. The next day is very depressing and you feel like a huge loser.


Sure because people that do coc blow one line then start looking to score more for the rest of the night. All these stories sound terribly ghetto to me. No wonder you all seem to have awful posts regarding this drug.

Here's a few facts that a few of us play by.

How often and when?

1.) Couple times a year usually for special occasions like a wedding, bachelor party or even the Superbowl (I woke up the next day only to get in my car to hear the WNEW format flipped) which is the last time I was a bad boy.

How much do people get and what does it cost?

A night of partying will usually run 4 heads $35 each ($135 for an 8 ball) and SHOULD be plenty for the evening. It's not expensive if your not compulsive and ridiculous with the drug.

It's dangerous to break the law by buying and/or possessing drugs. Why take a chance?

Anytime your dealing with this sorta scene it's going to present dangers but there are ways to go about it that cut those dangers down to a bare minimum. The following is my own set of rules that are practiced by people who like to party (safely) on special occasions.

A hotel room is ALWAYS rented before hand and a late checkout is requested giving everyone ample time for sleep. The hotel room is heavily stocked beforehand with beer, hard liquor, plenty of cigarettes, playing cards, radio (not to big cause we don't need any noise complaints), CD's and some form of a sleeping aid that is usually Tylenol pm's. Having the room stocked is ESSENTIAL because it's silly shit like trying to score beer and butts at 4 a.m that get IDIOTS locked up. Taxi's or car services are the ONLY way to transport the "party" from whatever event to the hotel. Transportation services are usually arranged the night before. The "coc" is NEVER attained by the usual shady circumstances and/or neighborhoods. If you don't have a safe method of getting the "shit" DON'T do it. It's not worth the risk and as you can all see by the posts in this thread it seems everyone is getting ripped off. There ARE some of us that can have a little fun with it.

Who do I avoid?

There are a lot of people that simply can't handle this drug, they should NEVER be included in a night of partying.

These people:

1.) Overindulge themselves with the drug.
2.) They run out quick and make dangerous drug runs. This act alone is where most problems spawn.
3.) They aren't happy with just a night of partying, they will continue throughout the night, into the morning and right on into the next day (insert dangerous drug runs).
4.) Assholes, you know who they are....KEEP THEM OUT!

Do I recommend cocaine to anyone?

Absolutely not, like I said most people can't handle it and/or don't know how to "party" properly or should I say safely.

I've had some GREAT times with my friends while "partying" on the down low and intend on continuing to do so in the future.

Lastly, ever fuck on coc ? It's nice..

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stickyfingers
11-12-2003, 11:38 PM
crushed up xanex...not sure how i feel about it

coc is not that bad....it helps if everyone's doing it...having to hide it from others usually makes for a bad night cuz its so easy to get caught. But, those covert ops where 6 people huddle in a 1/2 bathroom are some of my best memories.

Lastly, ever fuck on coc ? It's nice..


yes. there is nothing like two c'd up naked idiots getting bloody noses at the same time....its really a romantic story

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Steels
11-12-2003, 11:51 PM
there is nothing like two c'd up naked idiots getting bloody noses at the same time....its really a romantic story


You couldn't be farther from the truth. Again, ghetto partying equals NO GOOD!

Who said anything about being romantic? If your nose starts to bleed you are either getting badly cut blow or your doing WAY too much.

As for the sex itself, I'd say wild and euphoric. That's for the guys that can actually get it up while high. A surprising amount report they cannot.



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stickyfingers
11-13-2003, 12:16 AM
You couldn't be farther from the truth. Again, ghetto partying equals NO GOOD!



I know what you mean but that did seriously happen...it was homecoming weekend and we just had a nonstop thing from thursday night through sunday...by the 4th day of it you'd crack too. And, to comment on your original query...Other than that one story, it is great. so great, in fact, that when I've realized I was getting lucky and I knew the girl was opposed that I would sneak it.....And i could get it up each time, it wasn't hard at all.
TIC

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Steels
11-13-2003, 12:43 AM
Who do I avoid?

There are a lot of people that simply can't handle this drug, they should NEVER be included in a night of partying.

These people:

1.) Overindulge themselves with the drug.
2.) They run out quick and make dangerous drug runs. This act alone is where most problems spawn.
3.) They aren't happy with just a night of partying, they will continue throughout the night, into the morning and right on into the next day (insert dangerous drug runs).

I know what you mean but that did seriously happen...it was homecoming weekend and we just had a nonstop thing from Thursday night through Sunday...by the 4th day of it you'd crack too.

Yes, and this is EXACTLY the reason you should NEVER do blow. That sounds more like a nightmare than a few friends having a blast till dawn. There is a big difference.

Way to break a stereotype "Toms River" Stickyfingers. ;)

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stickyfingers
11-13-2003, 12:49 AM
wow, you really think you know everything. I have never done it in Toms River at all. It was in college and it happened randomly during my sophomore year. No one other than myself that was there was from TR. They were all, all, from north jersey...Hopatcong and Jefferson. You make it seem like you are the Godfather of coc....when we all know ronnie is...sorry that I made a comment in a thread that you did. I will check with you from now on to see if my stories are worthwhile

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Steels
11-13-2003, 01:06 AM
I was actually trying to make you laugh with that, I didn't mean to come off like a jerk.

Is my "Toms River" sterotype unwarranted?

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stickyfingers
11-13-2003, 01:26 AM
i didn't see the smiley...whoops. The stereotype is probably warranted but I didn't do shit untill i left toms river so I hate to be thrown in that mix. I also hate that toms river=country club stereotype that I was definitely not a part of either. OH well, way to derail this thread....


Yeah so we once put a line of baby powder on the counter and my friend sniffed it...well, some of it

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