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UnknownPD
11-10-2003, 09:36 AM
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PanterA
11-10-2003, 10:00 AM
uhhh who?

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Teenweek
11-10-2003, 10:02 AM
the old bitch who kept calling the fan and coughed after every 5 words she said. What is the countdown to when Jerome from manhattan (greatest caller ever in the history of sportstalk radio) dies of a heart attack.

JustJon
11-10-2003, 10:35 AM
And posting a direct link (http://musicradio.computer.net/wwwboard/messages/217378.html) to this on the nyrmb would be too hard?

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phixion
11-10-2003, 10:49 AM
another mets fan is gone, truly sad news.

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SatCam
11-10-2003, 10:56 AM
OH SHIT NO! I am serious here, this is really sad. Doris calling ALWAYS put a smile on my face, weather it was 10 at night with Jody or Steve, or 3am with Joe Benningo.

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PanterA
11-10-2003, 10:59 AM
another mets fan is gone, truly sad news.What's the count now 6...7 fans?

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Crippler
11-10-2003, 11:16 AM
...she must still have been heartbroken over missing her shot at fame...wasn't there something this season where she & Jerome were supposed to represent Mets & Yankees fans at one of the Subway Series games?

RIP, Doris...there's no good reason why I should know you just by the sound of your voice, but that fact never made me dislike you.

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ChickenHawk
11-10-2003, 11:36 AM
Aww man... That really sucks. I used to love hearing this lady on the FAN. She's a legendary caller in NY and will be missed.
Three coughs for Doris!

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CruelCircus
11-10-2003, 11:45 AM
Sheesh, I only wanted her to stop calling in to radio shows.
I didn't want her DEAD...

Rest In Peace Doris.

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McNabbShouldDie
11-10-2003, 11:58 AM
This is pretty sad, I always liked hearing her on Beningo late at night.

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Heavy
11-10-2003, 12:06 PM
Doris, cough cough is dead


Youre an asshole.

RIP Doris

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UnknownPD
11-10-2003, 01:17 PM
Youre an asshole

Once again I admire the class and thoughtfulness of your posts.

Heavy
11-10-2003, 03:33 PM
Fuck You

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Steels
11-10-2003, 03:54 PM
Don't waste your time with him Wadd. What an absolutely classless and distasteful way to report a person's death. What a complete jerk Teenweek is also, makes me wonder how could people be so rotten.

Doris from Regal park was a great, loyal fan and caller who will surely be missed.


...she must still have been heartbroken over missing her shot at fame...wasn't there something this season where she & Jerome were supposed to represent Mets & Yankees fans at one of the Subway Series games?

Yes Crippler, her and Jerome from Manhattan were supposed to read the lineups for both teams. Doris reading off the Met's card and Jerome reading the Yankees. Fox 5 was also going to cover it on T.v but unfortunately she was to ill to make it. I been listening to her calls since 1994.

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Johnny Fontane
11-10-2003, 04:24 PM
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Lenny Dykstra, one of Doris' favorites.

Rest in peace, Doris. And thank you for your time and courtesy.

The Nature Boy
11-10-2003, 04:25 PM
I PM'ed Ronnie hoping to see if he can get long lost sister "Iris from Queens" on to give a shout out Doris' way.

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FUNKMAN
11-10-2003, 04:39 PM
i aways felt guilty that she annoyed the heck out of me because she was a sick woman but
i always changed the station when she was on...

Joe Bonigno(sp?) was a real trooper...

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Mike Teacher
11-10-2003, 05:28 PM
I remember her! Wow, I didn;t know she called all those other radio shows.

By default if I can't find something I try the AM talk stations, and on Sunday morning WABC has that religion on the line, which is usually boring, but sometimes theres a good topic and it gets some good discussion.

And she'd call in all the time. I'm sure there were other shows I heard her on, and yes, I too must admit getting frustrated by her coughing but she was a dear sweet lady who, if this thread is evidence, was pretty frigging famous.

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Reephdweller
11-10-2003, 05:35 PM
I haven't really listened to sports radio as often as I used to, but I do remember Doris.

R.I.P.

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UnknownPD
11-10-2003, 05:42 PM
Fuck You

Thanks for proving my point! You make this too easy

Heavy
11-10-2003, 06:49 PM
Shut the fuck up!

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SatCam
11-10-2003, 06:54 PM
LETS JUST DO IT THIS WAY...
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck and double fuck. That should amount for 7 posts, so pick-up from there, and act as if those 7 posts were simulated.

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shamus mcfitzy
11-11-2003, 12:41 AM
Wow i've only been listening to the fan for about 8 months now, but I still felt really bad when I heard she died a couple hours ago. She was one of about a dozen people who have called in to the station and not been a complete moron and asshole. If nothing else, that makes her tops in my book. RIP

and once again I am forced to side with Wadd {vomit} and say that UnknownPD is an asshole. To even argue with Wadd over you being an asshole is stupid because its quite apparent you are one. Hang yourself with a poorly knitted blanket deekface.

Tenbatsuzen
11-11-2003, 08:59 AM
I think the worst part about this is two things...

After Mac and Sid announced that she died, they IMMEDIATELY segued into the Hi/Lo game.

The other thing was hearing dumb-ass tributes on Beningo's show last night, including some idiot reading the worst poem I've ever heard.

Yeah yeah yeah, people want closure. But if I want bad poems, I'll go to open mic night at Starbucks or read some emo girl's blog.



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TheMojoPin
11-11-2003, 10:01 AM
Pants, the opening for jokes here is wider than the Grand Canyon.

read some emo girl's blog

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11-11-2003, 10:53 AM
read some emo girl's blog

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SuperClerk
11-11-2003, 11:43 AM
What a shame. She always made me smile whenever she called the 'FAN. At least she won't suffer anymore (Health-wise and by having to watch the Mets). Rest in Peace Doris!

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Heavy
11-11-2003, 12:12 PM
Did Summers even get on air last night? I dont think he was on before the Knicks. If he took only 3 calls before a game, she was one of them.

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East Side Dave
11-11-2003, 12:36 PM
I liked Doris, too. Here's a gold star for you, honey bunny, even if you were a crazy Mets' fan.

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DJEvelEd
11-11-2003, 01:01 PM
R.I.P. sweet lady. She WAS famous. NEVER boring. She actually called Ferrall's show once. (I think it was her)

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Heavy
11-11-2003, 01:07 PM
Ferrall said he got cancelled from his FAN stint back in the day. He said that he had said that he said he hopes she dies of throat cancer, then he mentioned it was Doris from Rego Park.

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Johnny4
11-11-2003, 04:55 PM
Doris from Rego Park. Dead. Vinny from Queens. Dead.That old dude from Sandy Hook. Dead. Look out Jerome. The FAN jinx is coming your way.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

mothershucker
11-11-2003, 05:04 PM
aways felt guilty that she annoyed the heck out of me because she was a sick woman but


Funk, I could not agree with you anymore. When I would hear the host say "Doris from Rego Park..........." I would rush to turn the dial before I had to hear her tourettes filled ramble. I did not want her dead, but I guess it was the only way to gurantee that I will not hear her.

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Marist Mike
11-16-2003, 04:23 PM
Man that sucks...even though she was a Met fan she was real nice...anytime of the year..whether the Jets were doing great or the Knicks were the talk of the town she still called to talk Mets baseball..she'll be missed