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Furtherman

11-10-2003, 09:30 AM

Ladies and gentelmen, I give you - Tommaco!

Simpsons Plant Seeds Of Invention (http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,61091,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_3)

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DarkHippie

11-10-2003, 11:16 AM

this can only be used for evil . . . isn't Kraft Foods owned by Phillip Morris?

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Bill From Yorktown

11-10-2003, 11:34 AM

man now I'm starvin for a Bacon Lettuce and Tomaco sandwich
- it's like they're addictive :-)
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furie

11-10-2003, 03:07 PM

why didn't the tobato work?

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SatCam

11-10-2003, 03:14 PM

No all we need are the wiggums.

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FUNKMAN

11-10-2003, 03:14 PM

now people don't have to leave the restaurant to get their nicotine fix... all they have to do is order something with the tomacco sauce...

linguine w/tomacco sauce...

people will be chompin on tomaccos after sex...

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SatCam

11-10-2003, 03:16 PM

The safer alternative to weed brownies!

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DJEvelEd

11-10-2003, 03:54 PM

Lickcockisha: "If you puts that Tomacco Ball in yo' ass, will it help clear up yo' Assworms?"

Cuntstenchia: "Sho' 'nuff Lickcockisha"

Lickcockisha: "Lookie Lookie Cuntstenchia, why you don't use da Tomacco Ball?"

Cuntstenchia: "I kinda likes da Assworms, I gots a BIG one wrapped around my G-Spot! GLORY GLORY! HALLELUYA"

Lickcockisha: That sounds like fun, let's rub our brillo pads together so I can have some Assworms too."

Cuntstenchia & Lickcockisha together: "OWOGGOWOGGOWOGGOOOWOOOOO" (squish)

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sr71blackbird

11-10-2003, 04:02 PM

so much for my idea of a "marajuanamelon"

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high fly

11-10-2003, 04:39 PM

I always wanted to smoke some spaghetti sauce.

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FUNKMAN

11-10-2003, 04:41 PM

now you can get a jar of Ragu Menthol...

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Melrapuo

11-10-2003, 05:05 PM

I wonder if cigarrette companies would actually persue buying the formula from this guy.

Although I do hear that it's actually pretty toxic.

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Fallon

11-10-2003, 07:40 PM

I wonder if cigarrette companies would actually persue buying the formula from this guy.
They did, but unfortunatly their helicopter crashed.

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shellcreatives

11-11-2003, 10:07 PM

Hmm... Skittlebrau?

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TheMojoPin

11-11-2003, 10:14 PM

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I DEMAND NUTS 'N GUM.

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