Captionizer for the week of 11/10/03

[FMJeff]

<center><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/capt-11-17-03.jpg"><br>He's seen a million faces...and he's rocked them all. <p>Pic courtesy <a href="http://www.richstillwell.com" target="_blank">RichStillwell.com</a></center>

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It made my heart sing.

This message was edited by FMJeff on 11-24-03 @ 1:43 PM

[A.J.]

"Waiting on A Friend"

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[ADF]

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I can blow bubbles if I use my <i>imagination!</i>

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[Furtherman]

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Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

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[MHasegawa]

"It's midnight in Montana and I could fuck me a cow right about now."

Defeat leads me to anger...anger that leads me to victory!
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[Tenbatsuzen]

Dude, check out all the shit I found in this couch!



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[GaryWyze]

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[color=purple]I'm a cowboy, on a plaid sofa I ride, and I'm wanted, waaanted, dead or aliiive.

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Much thanks to CZM for the killer, yet not currently working, sig pic

[HBox]

I really should do something with that table leaning against the wall, mmm-hmm.

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[FUNKMAN]

man! that guy next door really does have a nice ass!

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[SatCam]

give peace a chance!

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[saveopieanthony.net]

Hey mr mailman..please don't stop me.....please don't stop...

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

Back in the day it was Al Dukes ...to Rory....now El Jefe?

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez

"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

Ronnie and Fezzie - Radio's Funniest Secret Couple......of radio guys

[Yerdaddy]

"Everything you see here was bought and paid for by the chrystal meth lab in the garage."

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Hosp]

"Okay, I got the pucker down, now should I close my eyes and which way do I tlt my head?"

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[JerseyRich]

Man, if this sofa could talk...

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[SatCam]

Hmmm... is this coke still good?

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[ChickenHawk]

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Who's with Busey? Somebody put Adam De La Pena/Harry Elvis next to him on that couch.

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 11-10-03 @ 7:25 PM

[Zipgun]

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I don't like the looks of those teenagers.




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Member #57 REPRESENTIN'!
big ups mikeyboy

[walking joint]

Desperado

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finally a sig...SatCam rules

[AppleBoy]

The kindly old gentleman sat at the local garage sale and reminisced about his life's adventures.

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[high fly]

As soon as my dog gets here, we can start making the country music video.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[DJEvelEd]

(("I got asswerms - oh assworms"))
(("I got 'em from a sheep"))
(("Asswerms - oh assworms"))
((Damn! What rhymes with sheep? Where's that dang geetarr))

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May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

[FUNKMAN]

Maybe one day I'll move the furniture inside the house...

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[jocefus]

lemme tell ya sumtin

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fulff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[Tall_James]

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"Hey! Who shaved Dickey Betts?"


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[Death Metal Moe]

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"OH SHIT! No RVD! I didn't steal your shirt! It was a present!"

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

I was just eliminated from Boy Meets Boy
my ass is puckered just like my lips

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH

[Steels]

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Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut "LP" called simply "Whitney Houston" had four number one singles on it ?

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[DreamWeaver]

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"Would you care to look at my coffee table books? I mean phone book"?

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[TheMojoPin]

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"I like them french-fried 'taters, mmmmmm-hmmmmm."

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[SatCam]

My next song shall be entitled "I kissed the wind last night"

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[EQ]

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After our engagement, Gvac insisted on choosing the stores for the Wedding Gift Registry.

Here are some of the places he picked out:

* 'Smokin' Hank's Tobacco and Fine China Emporium'

* 'The Pancake and Banjo Shoppe'

* ' Van Gogh's "The Yellow Pages"
( a lovely coffee table book- thanks, Tall James! )

Our faboulous designer calls this style, 'Early Uncomfortable'.

... Notice how great he looks trying on his albeit rented , Wedding Tux! All I'm saying is..inseam!!!

This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 11-11-03 @ 3:32 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

Not so much a quote, but I couldn't resist... too much open space to work with.




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[SatCam]

I decided to add to Matty's design...
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It'd only be complete if someone added Jeff to the left of the guy on the couch.

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[TheMojoPin]

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Fashionable ying-yang t-shirt bought after drunkenly deciding "Karate Kid" was "way cool": $18.00

PC African mask bought after a marathon session of watching "Roots" and harsh, harsh guilt: $125.00

Being old enough to remember Prohibition firsthand: Priceless.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tenbatsuzen]

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....

CRANKCASE VERSION 2!!



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[Gvac]

We've got some funny, funny sons of bitches here on this board.

Seriously, you guys are cracking me up.

Just a little background info on the pic so you guys don't think I'm too white trash:

1) The picture was taken in my breezeway, a screened in porch that connects my house to my garage. Even though I'm a smoker, I don't like my house smelling like an ashtray so it's the only place I'll smoke.

2) The tiki mask on the wall was stolen one drunken night from the outside of a Polynesian restaurant my friends and I used to frequent. They served the meanest drinks this side of hell.

3) JerseyRich snapped the photo of me before we headed into the city for our weekly jam. He just told me to hang out and do whatever I normally do and he snapped away. I think he took a damn good pic.

OK, carry on you wise asses.

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[TheMojoPin]

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"You call THAT a knife?!?"

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Reephdweller]

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I'm a glass is half empty guy myself.

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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[high fly]

Why do them other cowboys look at me funny when I smoke my regular cigarettes- Virginia Slims?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[TheMojoPin]

"Daddy loves Froggy...Froggy loves Daddy?"

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"I heard CCR is getting back together."


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[fiestygal]

I used to love her, but i had to kill her..

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENB

[EQ]

" For the last time, both MY Ass and MY Guitar seem to be ..er..somehow... STUCK to the sofa. Oh, for chrissakes. Stop laughing, and help me out here, alright?

... NO!! NO PHOTOS of this. I'd be mortified if this wound up on a messageboard. "

[Justice4all]

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DAMN! And I thought ANY guy with a totem pole and a guitar would get girls to come over his parents basement!

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Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[FUNKMAN]

1) The picture was taken in my breezeway, a screened in porch that connects my house to my garage. Even though I'm a smoker, I don't like my house smelling like an ashtray so it's the only place I'll smoke.


i thought so... that's what i meant by 'moving the furniture 'inside' the house...

you're a good sport!

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[Spank Daddy]

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Man, I'm so smokin' cool, even I'd do me.

[Jackie Sloan]

Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding...ghosts' crowd the young childs fragile eggshell mind...

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Huge thanks to Aggie n' Silent

[Sheeplovr]

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"At least Rich let me Keep my Cloths on this time.. I really needed the money but now he wont let me leave the band... What would Jessica lynch do? "

number 333 its the way to be
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This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 11-13-03 @ 3:12 PM

[StupidGirlllll]

Flick My Bic

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[Hosp]

Maybe if I do these fishlips on stage no one will notice our naked drummer.

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[EQ]

" I told the Doctor, Make me look just like Jagger.. and he injected about three quarts of collagen.


I just wish I could stop thinking about our naked drummer........"

[Hosp]

:Snif: :Snif: Damn, i guess all of that poi I had at the luau turned my stomach.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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EY YOUS! I'M SMOKIN OVER ERE!!!!!!!

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[Defcon4Dan]

Where the f**k did my guitar go?

-Dan

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Comic of the week:
http://www.geocities.com/defcon4bandsite/Comic12.JPG (copy and paste)

[golfcourseguy]

On the other side of town a boy is waiting, with starry eyes and a house full of Eagles brick-a-brack.

" editing posts since day one"

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 11-15-03 @ 6:14 PM

[mikeyboy]

One more week of practice kissing my fist, and I think I'll be ready for a girl.

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Thanks to Pantera, Yerdaddy, fluffernutter, Tall_James, and Skidmark for new sigs
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
Subscriber to Dignan's 40 year plan
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[HAMMERHEAD]

damn my upper lip smells like ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thanks ToDd EvF
"I'll kill

[Zushi]

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Hmmm country music free style hmm
and a 1... 2... 3.....
howdy howdy here we come
we are lame and we are dumb
ho hum ho hum
yeeeaaaa haaaaw hoe down

[NEWrefugee]

Fez, Darling...Sweetie, Light of My Life, This is the last time Im gonna tell you this. STOP STRIPPING WHILE I'M WATCHING QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY!!

[Ralphy Ramone]

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"You mean a whole Universe could actually be right here in my fingernail!?"

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It's T.V.'s fault I am this way