favorite medicine for curing hangovers?

[shellcreatives]

I want to hear this... I know at least a few people here that make excellent drunks, so this should be a lively topic.
I myself prefer a brand of Fried Chicken, sold at Gristedes in a red box. You get 1&1/2 pounds of ultra-greasy, very spicy chicken bits that have been deep fried in zesty glue.
Very delicious! You have to micronuke it for three minutes, and then bake it in the oven without turning for 30. Let cool, but be careful to avoid draining the grease.
The pockets on the bottom make nice holders. You can bite in and get flooded with delicious fat.

[DJEvelEd]

Take Aspirin WHILE you're drinking. For headaches, smoke pot, sniff Methamphetemine, get blowjob from Spanish hooker, (Is there ANYTHING a Spanish hooker can't cure?) , drink coffee or green tea, take a nice diarrea, put a vibrator on your nose and make yourself sneeze, eat scrambled eggs w/ tabasco, drink plain water, Q-Tip your ears, take steroids, and if all else fails- 7AM TEQUILIA SHOTS!!!









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[Snoogans]

a fatty boom batty motherfuckin spliff man. the only cure

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[Reephdweller]

More beer actually does help...as unusual as that sounds.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

a LOT of water the night before, along with aspirin. The next day, more water, and a bacon egg and cheeze sandwich followed by a nap. Have a beer in the afternoon.

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[high fly]

No aspirin before.
That's just plain stupid.

Drink lots of water during the night (as much as you piss).
As you drink, chew up a coupla antacid tablets every now and then. When I go out, I put several in my pocket.
Before you crash, take a good long piss and shit, then stock up on water again.
Chew up more antacid tablets when you go to sleep, and put a tall glass of water, antacids and Ibuprofen on the night table.
When you wake up, chew up a coupla antacids, swig some water, drop a coupla ibuprofens, take another swig of water, stumble out of bed for a quick piss, then back to bed for an hour or so.

This may sound like a lot, but over my decades of drinking, I've got it down to a habit I hardly have to think about.

I also keep on hand a prescription drug suppository whose name I can't remember that is a real lifesaver for those times when I get the alcohol poisoning (a doctor in the fambly hooks me).

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