View Full Version : Playboy TV - Better then porn?
Heavy
11-08-2003, 03:11 PM
I knew there would be nothing but naked chicks 24/7, but this channel is very entertaining.
I'll touch slightly on the new series that I've only seen one time, "Lex In The City" with your host, Lexington Steel. Now I'm not super into black chicks but his, I believe, co-host is some big fat tittied fat assed chick named Veronica or betty or something, and I want to bang her. It was the Halloween show, and Lex was a pimp. I'll just say it was good and leave it at that. Very funny.
Then you have "Naughty amatuer Home Videos". It is what it is. Home porn. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but i'll always watch it and be entertained.
Then theres 7 Lives Exposed. I've mentioned this show on the board before. Playboys own Reality show hosted by the big tittied Devon Lane. I think. Anyway I now have determined beyond a reasonable doubt that there is a chance it might be fake, but who gives a fuck, theres 4 bi chicks and some guys and they all fuck at one time or another.
Night Calls With Julie Ashton and Tiffany whatever is a classic. Its has its highs and its lows, depending on the topic. I dont know why Julie has all these specials on the channel, shes older and not really so hot, but whatever, i wish her luck in whatever she does.
I only caught a few minutes of this next show, but its advertised all the time so it must be a new regular show. "Private calls" I think is the name, with your host, Auroura Snow, or whoever. This is for all you phone sex freaks, peeps call up and have phone sex but seeing the chicks fucking themselves, I imagine, makes it much better then the regular "oh baby fuck my pussy" bullshit.
Best show according to Wadd is "Totally Busted", the Playboy channels own Hidden camera show. Fucking hysterical. They bring in some guy for a temp job usually and in no time the hijinx begin. It always ends up with 2 girls being really mad at him, but tempers settle and the girls tend to dike out infront of him. The guy is in shock and then the boss comes in and the girls say he made us do it. When he is obviously had enough, they tell him hes totally busted. Theyve gotten guys to blows dildos when he thinks its just the 2 of them and also had them say they would suck a real dick since it turns the girl on to watch that. Very akward feeling when I see that.
Let not forget Steve-O, who appears on the show in every episode. He "accidently" set off the fire alarm in a very upscale hotel somewhere in England, and he had to walk all the way out in his boxers with 3 naked chicks with him. The looks from the rich old snobby british folks was Priceless!!! Another time he had some chick pump up his dick in one of those penis pump contraptions and we got to here him exclaim to the cab driver, "Dude, look at how big my dick is..hu..huhuhu"
These are just a few observations and I thought you could all learn something from this
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How do you get this on stolen cable. Did you get someone to help you steal the Playboy channel from your stolen cable?
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TheMojoPin
11-08-2003, 08:05 PM
Shocker that the capper to wadd's story is a dude showing off his pumped penis.
And no, it's not better than porn. Not even close. I watch porn to jerk off. If I want anything more, I'll watch idiots that DON'T have to fuck to make a living.
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Heavy
11-09-2003, 07:55 AM
I dont steal my cable.
And Mojos a fag
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Snoogans
11-09-2003, 08:56 AM
playboy is porn dick head, and bad porn at that. like mojo said, you dont watch porn for the story. we had baywatch if we wanted a story
hahaha
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TheMojoPin
11-09-2003, 09:31 AM
And Mojos a fag
Only if it makes you feel more comfortable, sweetcheeks.
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
11-09-2003, 04:14 PM
No the Playboy Channel is not better than porn. THey have some good ideas but they have a major flaw. NO MONEY SHOT!!!!!
Heavy
11-09-2003, 05:06 PM
You people are totally missing the point
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TheMojoPin
11-09-2003, 05:23 PM
You're totally wasting your time.
Begins his tale with Lexington Steel, ends it with Steve-O's pumped penis.
*Wink-wink*
*Nudge-nudge*
Fairy.
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If I stole cable and then stole the Playboy channel I would TOTALLY watch it. Because I like chicks just like everyone else in this thread. WE REALLY LIKE WOMEN.
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JustJon
11-10-2003, 07:04 AM
I was flipping channels one night and saw Hawk for MTV/WWE's Tuff Enuff on Totally Busted. Took me a moment to figure out what it was. Took Hawk even longer to figure out he wasn't on a real casting call.
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Spoil-Sport
11-10-2003, 10:46 AM
I never had the Playboy Channel but God bless it. I was at Hedonism III a few years ago and the Playboy Channel was there taping a show (Night Calls?). There were nude Playmates EVERYWHERE!
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Def Dave in SC
11-10-2003, 01:32 PM
NO MONEY SHOT!!!!!
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Heavy
11-10-2003, 03:35 PM
We all no Mojos gay, Why would a staight man even want to see man cum hosing down some chick
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TheMojoPin
11-10-2003, 09:29 PM
I know I don't.
I also don't name myself after a man known only for the size of his junk.
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shamus mcfitzy
11-11-2003, 12:27 AM
Johnee it wasn't even Mojo who said anything about the money shot, it was RocOutWithYaCockOut. I do agree with you though. I do kinda like Playboy better than like the Hot Network (yes I stoles my cable for like 10 years of my life). I say the opposite of "I watch porn to jerk off. If I want anything more, I'll watch idiots that DON'T have to fuck to make a living." I could watch porn anytime I want, Playboy gives me something extra in that I can actually say I'm entertained by it as much as I am any sitcom that NBC can put out. It has some redeeming value.
And although I may agree with you Wadd, I still suspect you have some homogay feelings you should look into.
RocOutWithYACockOUT
11-11-2003, 12:40 AM
Playboy TV is more creative but they don't have that finality to the sex that I like.
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Heavy
11-11-2003, 12:17 PM
Johnee it wasn't even Mojo who said anything about the money shot, it was RocOutWithYaCockOut.
I know that, but Mojos still a fag.
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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
TheMojoPin
11-11-2003, 01:05 PM
Jesus, if you just wanted your underwear back just ASK ME next time.
Dick.
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So much gay talk in a thread about really hot chicks getting naked on TV.
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TheMojoPin
11-11-2003, 01:13 PM
Jealous.
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No. You two have something beautiful. I'm happy for you. I'll find happiness someday too. :sigh:
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Heavy
11-26-2003, 08:56 PM
Anybody catch 3 season 3 cast of 7 lives exposed? A black chick, A black guy thats acts white, a white guy that acts black, an asian chick, a white stipper from cali, a blonde chick for Idaho and either a philapino, light skinned black, or really tan chick that fakes a lousy orgasm
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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
Heavy
11-26-2003, 08:57 PM
lots of misspelling and typos but im drunk and dont vcare, deal with it
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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 09:38 PM
no but im intrigued.
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either love me or leave me alone.
Heavy
11-26-2003, 09:41 PM
I could tape and mail it.......
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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
Heavy
11-26-2003, 09:41 PM
GIVE ME YOUR ADDESS!!!
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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
newport king
11-27-2003, 07:58 AM
7 lives exposed might be one of the wors shows i've ever seen, whats good about it? the b movie actresses/strippers and a few unrecognizable porn stars? or the bad acting they bring with them. it's bad enough i can't escape reality tv, now when i'm flipping around i'm subjected to badly scripted reality tv. the only thing good on that channel was the helmetcam guy. andi used to like the english version of nightcalls, ony cause i like the accent. after that its mostly crap.
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JustJon
11-27-2003, 06:26 PM
GIVE ME YOUR ADDESS!!!
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Heavy
11-27-2003, 11:09 PM
NO JON I JUST WANT TO MAIL HER VIDEOS CAUSE SHE SAID SHE WAS INTRIGUED..YOU SAW HER SAY IT! YOU SAW IT!!!!!!
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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
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CaptClown
11-28-2003, 12:00 PM
Oh, Temptress Wit thy name is Crazy Clare.
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