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Next to the obvious, the second best feeling has got to be when you put your hand in a pocket of a jacket you haven't worn in a while and find some dollar beels. Yeehaw, I'm eatin' breakfast!
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Mike Teacher
11-07-2003, 06:03 AM
Or walking into your college class, broke, as always, and spotting a Twenski on the ground and scooping it up and pocketing it without so much as breaking stride or looking around...
Cause in the late 80s; that bought you the makings for a pretty good weekend.
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Furtherman
11-07-2003, 09:17 AM
Or walking down the street, accidently tripping and your penis falls into a glory hole. Oh wait. That is the 2nd worst feeling. Yes it is.
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Next to the obvious, the second best feeling has got to be
masturbation?
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SatCam
11-07-2003, 09:21 AM
2nd best feeling is standing next to ADF on the bus and reaching into his pocket to find a few dollar bills.
THATS FOR LAST NIGHT!
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Jennitalia
11-07-2003, 09:22 AM
fuzzy, warm socks
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Doogie
11-07-2003, 09:22 AM
The second best feeling has to be picking up a girl at a club, and realizing that you are pushing in on sloppy seconds
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TheMojoPin
11-07-2003, 09:30 AM
THE best feeling is reaching into ADF's pocket...and that's it.
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reeshy
11-07-2003, 10:03 AM
A good healthy dump!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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JustJon
11-07-2003, 10:03 AM
Yeehaw, I'm eatin' breakfast!
Waffles? With syrup drenched in every hole?
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furie
11-07-2003, 10:05 AM
Next to the obvious
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Death Metal Moe
11-07-2003, 10:21 AM
How about when you finally beat that one part of a video game that's been messing with you for days?
Yea, not even I can get behind that one.
How about that 1st meal of the day around 8PM when you had to miss breakfast and lunch?
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Snoogans
11-07-2003, 10:41 AM
How about when you finally beat that one part of a video game that's been messing with you for days?
i dont care about you moe, i can get behind that one as third best. second best being beating a part of the game you were stuck on while a spliff is hangin outta yer mouth
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phixion
11-07-2003, 01:45 PM
its a toss up between a fat sack of hydroponically enhanced marijuana, or sleep.
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Arienette
11-07-2003, 03:31 PM
i hope you keep finding more money, to make up for the lack of that 1st best feeling.
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walking joint
11-07-2003, 03:53 PM
A good healthy dump!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
no, he said 2nd best feeling...not the obvious best feeling.
i love when i find money in a jacket i havent' worn in a while. i then usually go through all my jackets and clothes hoping to find more...worst feeling is finding none and realizing i'm still poor.
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Gmann
11-07-2003, 03:57 PM
Finding money in clothes is one of life's lil pleasures. Its like that money never existed untill you found it
DJEvelEd
11-07-2003, 04:15 PM
Having pinecones stuffed up my ass by a gang of Catholic School girls, all hopped up on X and Meth, while my penis gets sucked by a Spanish hooker, and my balls cupped by an Asian massage girl, holding a Dutchie.
For the first best feeling: take away the pinecones.
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Wormwood
11-07-2003, 05:14 PM
Making all the traffic lights on the way home from work.
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Steels
11-07-2003, 05:18 PM
Blowin' your first fat rail on a Friday night.
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