Me? A Neo Nazi? More School Problems. [Archive]

cozmokramer

11-06-2003, 06:07 PM

Today my sister (three years older than me) was called down in 7th period to answer some questions. But the questions weren't about her, they were about me. Such as "Is your brother, Shane, in any type of hate groups" They went on to ask her if anyone in my family was part of a white supremacy organization, or in any "hate groups".

The reason was apparently they have been getting complaints about me being "hateful towards minorities" and making "racial comments". I think it was this one Iraqi girl who whenever speaks I yell out Terriost...not being serious at all, Im actually making fun of people who are so dumb they think any middle-eastern is the enemy.

Anyways, I think I have to go to the principle's office tomorrow...Should I tell the truth and just say I was kidding around, OR should I have some fun with it? Any suggestions?

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mikeyboy

11-06-2003, 06:09 PM

The reason was apparently they have been getting complaints about me being "hateful towards minorities" and making "racial comments". I think it was this one Iraqi girl who whenever speaks I yell out Terriost...not being serious at all, Im actually making fun of people who are so dumb they think any middle-eastern is the enemy.

You're an idiot.

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Tall_James

11-06-2003, 06:10 PM

Are you aware of the term "Zero tolerance"? If not, learn it before your meeting tomorrow and act accordingly.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-06-2003, 06:11 PM

You're an idiot.

I concur.

I think it was this one Iraqi girl who whenever speaks I yell out Terriost...not being serious

What part of this is STUPID????

You're NOT helping any tensions. Trust me.

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ChickenHawk

11-06-2003, 06:11 PM

Just show them your porn tape and you'll be fine.

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Tall_James

11-06-2003, 06:16 PM

Just show them your porn tape and you'll be fine

Better yet, do a live show.

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Heavy

11-06-2003, 06:28 PM

Any suggestions?

Inject herion and Cocaine sy-mo-tain-iously.

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carcass

11-06-2003, 06:39 PM

....push freedom of speech all the way...

f em if they cant take a joke

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Death Metal Moe

11-06-2003, 08:37 PM

Bang a Nun in the pricipal's office.

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monsterone

11-06-2003, 09:04 PM

buckwheat yourself, but any of the suggestions above are equally as good.

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billyio

11-06-2003, 10:06 PM

You're shocking me. Stop shocking me!!!!

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reeshy

11-07-2003, 12:08 AM

Ahhh-you're such a nice guy,,,they'll know you were just kidding!!!!

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shamus mcfitzy

11-07-2003, 12:57 AM

man i'm glad I went to a school where I was actually with other smart people and didn't have to listen to nunsense about being sensitive towards minorities. I know that if i yelled "terrorist" at an arab girl in my high school people would know its a joke and not get their fucking panties in a bunch. Jesus christ. I probably would've been expelled from any other school for the amount of comments i made to Jewish kids. Like giving this kid a champagne glass that we got at prom and saying "Step on this. I hear that's what you Jews do."

DJEvelEd

11-07-2003, 03:30 AM

Hey Suga Shane, you should be nicer to terrorists. Maybe she'll kill you quick or even spare your life. I'm thinking of dating one. Seriously.

I think you have a secret crush on her. That's kool because most Arab women have great bodies. What a lucky girl.

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JustJon

11-07-2003, 05:36 AM

Go in black face like Al Joelson. Mammy....

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zoom2457

11-07-2003, 06:24 AM

Go in black face like Al Joelson. Mammy....

Now that is sure to get you out of any trouble with the A-Rabs. ;)

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East Side Dave

11-07-2003, 06:59 AM

Hot

bread
chicken-

-this, this isn't the sandwich thread, is it?

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A.J.

11-07-2003, 07:10 AM

Write a paper titled "American History X".

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SatCam

11-07-2003, 09:13 AM

I think everyone will understand when you plead insanity

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Furtherman

11-07-2003, 09:26 AM

I think it was this one Iraqi girl who whenever speaks I yell out Terriost...not being serious at all, Im actually making fun of people who are so dumb they think any middle-eastern is the enemy.

Thanks for clearing that up. Just allow her to yell out "Dickless!" whenever you speak and we can all go back to living better lives.

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SatCam

11-07-2003, 09:33 AM

Accually dickless, queer, homo, gay, fag, spic, and cockface are all interchangable

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JustJon

11-07-2003, 10:01 AM

what about pillow biter and butt pirate?

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aquabenz

11-08-2003, 04:34 AM

If you yelled terrorist when a Middle Eastern, I would have risked going to the office by way of getting up and throwing a desk at you. I'm sure it would have been less offensive to everyone around, because it would have put an end to your hillbilly lowbrow humor.

CaptClown

11-08-2003, 04:52 AM

You forgot to add Rump wrangler JJ. Was all the trouble and unnecessary attention worth it cozmo?

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swiss miss

11-08-2003, 02:54 PM

ive never found myself in the middle of a cirlce of people yelling "aryan" or "white devil"......sorry, cant help you there.

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SatCam

11-08-2003, 02:59 PM

Today my sister (three years older than me)

is she hot, and do you two share the same hobbies/video camera?

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Heavy

11-08-2003, 03:35 PM

Good catch SatCam, I missed the sister part. This Cozmo might be alright after all. Picture?

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Melrapuo

11-08-2003, 04:24 PM

Go into the principal's office with "Kill Whitey" written across your forehead. At least then they won't think you're against any specific races.

And leave the Iraqi girl alone. It just makes it way too obvious if you bother the Iraqi girl.

People can be so dumb sometimes.

**EDIT** Actually, rethinking what I said, DON'T go in with the whole "Kill Whitey" thing. That would just make it much worse...

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monsterone

11-08-2003, 05:45 PM

remember that scene in die hard 3, when bruce willis has to go to harlem with the sandwich board on? give it a try- prove that the brothers have a sense of humor.

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Death Metal Moe

11-08-2003, 07:41 PM

Hey cosmo. My father came from a middle eastern country.

Why don't you shout terrorist at me and see where it gets you? I bet you'd be praying for 100 office visits to the principal.

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The Chairman

11-08-2003, 10:03 PM

If you can afford him, get Ron Kuby on the case.

I agree with mikeyboy, but them going to your sister and not you parent/guardian is totally fucked up.

Now, I'm not a lawyer, but if my daughter was asked by any school official anything about me as a parent other than something that had to do with abuse, like if she was showing up at school with bruises or something, I'd own that fucking place. School officials are one of the most fucked up bunch of politically correct morons there are. Most teachers know little more than your average high school student. I don't give a shit what anyone says, I went to the best schools after high school and it had nothing to do with any teacher. If anything teachers abused me by not challenging me and being lazy ass fuckers. It galls me to read about these people with sinecure jobs and summers off.

Just hope you get through school. If any teacher messes with you, tell your parent(s).

My opinion, talking in general, parent(s) are responsible for raising kids to be tolerant to other people. If you were my kid you would have been home schooled. That would have prevented the problem. But if I had a kid in the same situation as you are in right now (or were in) I would have punished your ass and had that person who talked to your sister on a plate. Probably a pederast.

Those stupid moron idiots.

This guy graduated Cornell law school my friend.

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11-08-2003, 11:01 PM

Doogie

11-09-2003, 06:12 AM

I think it was this one Iraqi girl who whenever speaks I yell out Terriost...not being serious at all, Im actually making fun of people who are so dumb they think any middle-eastern is the enemy

There is a better way to correct this situation to show that you are proving the idio-syncrocies of peoples hatred. Whenever an Irish person speaks shout "Mick!!", when an Italian one speaks shout "Wop!!", and so forth. Hell break out the 'N' word when black people speak. Because all those gropus like that... then we can show the world just how idiotic they are for hating...

There is an old saying kid I believe you should take to heart now. "Think before you speak..." Thank you, case closed.

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SatCam

11-09-2003, 10:03 AM

Now that I think of it, I've seen more of this kid than his mother has.

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high fly

11-09-2003, 12:36 PM

Tell the principal that you're a "shock student"
who likes to post "shock posts"
and wants to be a "shock jock"
and just needs "shock practice".

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shamus mcfitzy

11-09-2003, 05:29 PM

i'd just like to point out that I in the past have made sure that there was no problem with me being an asshole to them. I know I've been called a mick about a thousand times in the last 6 years (that's lowballing it). Faux racism is only cool between friends/people who can get jokes.

and I don't really understand the wit of yelling "terrorist" at an arab. it lacks really any redeeming qualities. But I don't think there should be any action taken over this.

This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 11-9-03 @ 9:30 PM

Death Metal Moe

11-09-2003, 05:31 PM

That's enough out of you. Go home and find another bottle to crawl into!

Am I kidding? WHO KNOWS! I'm in a mood tonight!

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