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Fallon
11-05-2003, 04:49 AM
I heard about this on Howard Stern this morning. They were interviewing some dude that works for a magazine and was sent clips of the tape from the internet site that plans to release it and said it's pretty hardcore.
I can't wait to see it, Paris is smoking hot.
Shannen's ex in Paris-ian skin flick
It's a hell of a way to see Paris: A sex video allegedly featuring hotel heiress Paris Hilton may soon be available on the Internet.
Sources say a porn site plans to show footage of the then-19-year-old having sex with a man who later married Shannen Doherty.
Seattle-based Internet pornographer Roger Vadocz told Us magazine that the man in the video is Rick Solomon, 33, who split from the "Charmed" actress. Separate sources confirmed to us the tape is authentic.
"It's hard-core," reports our video voyeur.
"It was shot around three years ago in Rick's Hollywood Hills home," says another source. "I think it was about a year before he met Shannen."
Solomon recently launched a clothing and video venture, Beverly Hills Pimps and Hos, which calls itself "an A-list 'Girls Gone Wild.'" G-rated clips of women frolicking at Hollywood parties - including Paris - can be seen on the company's Web site.
But a rep for Solomon insisted he had nothing to do with Vadocz's product. A spokeswoman told us, "Rick is not profiting from this tape."
Vadocz did not respond to requests for comment.
Hilton, 22, is in Australia and was unavailable to comment. But a spokeswoman for the Hilton family told us, "her lawyers are definitely involved."
Doherty and Solomon split last October after nine months of marriage but are said to have made up. Hilton and Doherty engaged in an infamous catfight over the steamy Solomon. New York Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/133868p-119314c.html)
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Furtherman
11-05-2003, 05:45 AM
I can't stand either of those sister and I do not think they're hot at all. Too skinny and lanky and just not that attractive.
But I'll watch that tape!
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Tenbatsuzen
11-05-2003, 05:59 AM
Nicky's not that hot, but Paris is incredible. I'd hit it like Derek Jeter.
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JustJon
11-05-2003, 06:31 AM
Not only am I not surprised Fallon was the one to post this, but I know he'll also be the one to find a copy...
Fallon, you know how to contact me when you do :)
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mothershucker
11-05-2003, 06:53 AM
I can't stand either of those sister and I do not think they're hot at all.
I have to see what your are banging bro.
I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
silera
11-05-2003, 07:47 AM
I'll agree, really boyish looking bodies. Not really attractive at all.
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CrazyClare
11-05-2003, 07:58 AM
I also heard a paparizzi (i cant spell) took a picture of her getting out of a car in a miniskirt and she had no underwear on.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-05-2003, 08:04 AM
It kills me how they're famous just for being famous.
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Furtherman
11-05-2003, 10:03 AM
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JohnnyCash
11-05-2003, 10:10 AM
I dont see anything attractive about her. Shes got the body of a 13 year old boy.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-05-2003, 10:34 AM
I dont see anything attractive about her. Shes got the body of a 13 year old boy.
There are a lot of porn stars like that.
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FMJeff
11-05-2003, 11:47 AM
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im sorry guys, but she's a fuck-hotty....
cant wait to see this video
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SatCam
11-05-2003, 11:59 AM
I dont see anything attractive about her. Shes got the body of a 13 year old boy.
If I'd hit myself, I'd hit her.
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schmega
11-05-2003, 12:15 PM
i'd have to watch just to see how billionaire hosebags do it.
Se7en
11-05-2003, 01:19 PM
I want this.
Badly.
I dont see anything attractive about her. Shes got the body of a 13 year old boy.
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
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This message was edited by WWFallon on 11-5-03 @ 6:34 PM
She's hot. Dumb anorexic chicks are always hot.
PS, I'd lose that picture If I were you.
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Tall_James
11-05-2003, 01:54 PM
She'd better get some Bactine on that cut.
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schmega
11-05-2003, 02:21 PM
something looks terribly wrong down there. and i think it violates the board rules.
walking joint
11-05-2003, 02:35 PM
at least i got to see the picture before it was edited out.
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CaptClown
11-05-2003, 02:42 PM
Just let me get the head in and I'll be happy.
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Reephdweller
11-05-2003, 03:53 PM
Goddammit why isn't this thing on Kazaa yet!!!!
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mdr55
11-05-2003, 03:55 PM
Damn....what pic did you have FXS?
PM it to me so I can check it out.
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Reephdweller
11-05-2003, 03:57 PM
Damn....what pic did you have FXS?
PM it to me so I can check it out.
agreed, if there's a pic of it i gotta see it
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Hottub
11-05-2003, 04:15 PM
PM ME THE DAMN PIC
Please...
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high fly
11-05-2003, 04:23 PM
Me too!
Me too!
If the video doesn't have a soundtrack, I'd like to suggest one song: "She Creatures Of Hollywood Hills" by Iggy Pop.
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JimBeam
11-05-2003, 04:31 PM
I admit they are kinda hot in that dirty blonde way, but the bodies arent all that.
I need some titties you know ?
I'm hoping there's a nice over-dose waiting around the corner for the two of them and Brittney.
Well maybe after some sick, incestuous lesbo scene.
I have balls !!!
Go to fark and look in the comments section about this story. You can see the pic there.
It's not really a big deal. If you've seen one vag, you've seen them all.
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JustJon
11-05-2003, 05:26 PM
Just a policy reminder:
Due to the number of members viewing the board from work, there is no posting nudity on the board. You may link to it if you include a Not Safe For Work warning.
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ozzie
11-05-2003, 05:31 PM
The Paris Pic... NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (http://www.billyk.com/kpnt/Paris02.jpg)
Done and done.
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Reephdweller
11-05-2003, 05:35 PM
NICE! I just got the same image from someone else. Nice work!
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JPMNICK
11-05-2003, 06:01 PM
Do you think that is a real pic? Something looks wierd about it to me.
sorry about not just linking to the pic. I should've thought that people might be at work viewing. Won't happen again.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-05-2003, 08:08 PM
I'm sorry, the chick needs to eat a sandwich.
Preferably, not roast beef.
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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 11-6-03 @ 12:09 AM
If there are any young impressionable girls reading this board....
Paris Hilton is what you need to look like.
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JustJon
11-06-2003, 05:19 AM
sorry about not just linking to the pic. I should've thought that people might be at work viewing. Won't happen again.
peace
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Tall_James
11-06-2003, 05:20 AM
Her sister Nicki is hotter.
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high fly
11-06-2003, 10:32 AM
I likes a little more fur, but don't get me wrong, I ain't complaining!
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Doogie
11-06-2003, 11:22 AM
I'm sorry, the chick needs to eat a sandwich.
Preferably, not roast beef.
Alice...I couldnt have of said it any better myself
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FMJeff
11-06-2003, 11:32 AM
someone needs to perform a little maintenance down below there....
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jocefus
11-06-2003, 11:42 AM
looks like she sat on a chainsaw
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-06-2003, 02:41 PM
The carpet don't match the drapes.
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high fly
11-06-2003, 02:41 PM
Why is my right arm suddenly, absentmindedly, going through the motions of shifting a gearshift lever?
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walking joint
11-07-2003, 05:50 AM
so has anyone seen the video yet? and if so can you send me it.
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shamus mcfitzy
11-07-2003, 05:55 AM
i guess her parents are saying that she's unconcious during the thing and that her eyes are rolled into the back of her head. But they still aren't bringing rape charges or anything. So I don't know what the deal is, but Nikki is definitely hotter.
Fallon
11-07-2003, 01:40 PM
so has anyone seen the video yet? and if so can you send me it.
A lot of fake files on KazaA. :(
i guess her parents are saying that she's unconcious during the thing and that her eyes are rolled into the back of her head. But they still aren't bringing rape charges or anything.
From what the guy from US Weekly said on Stern that's totally not true and she was talking and smiling to the camera.
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grlNIN
11-07-2003, 03:09 PM
Preferably, not roast beef.
Cold Cut Cunt.
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TheGameHHH
11-07-2003, 11:09 PM
I need to see this ASAP
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zathrus
11-08-2003, 04:46 AM
well, i guess you can get away with about anything when you have loads of money. Wish we were all the lucky and she is not that hot.
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fiestygal
11-08-2003, 05:51 AM
Her vag looks like a mixture of a slice of roast beef and a head wound. I owuld have to concur that she is very pretty- i dunno what facinates everyone though BUT it seems to work
My very good friend from ALLENDALE, NJ has twin sisters who i nicknamed Paris adn Nikki- they look like them, have the same whiney voice like them, are materialistic like the
HOWEVER i am mighty curious to see this tape in question
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nycenice
11-08-2003, 08:10 AM
tape countdown starts on monday if it's not released then it'll probably be wednesday when most sites update thier crap bet on it being on kzaa the next day....but i hate kazaa so i would recommend getting it off irc faster and more reliable
jocefus
11-10-2003, 12:37 PM
anyone find the movie or is it just a bunch of fakes out?
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TheGameHHH
11-10-2003, 12:46 PM
so far i've found nothing but a bunch of fake files on Kazaa, I'm really looking hard for this one. If anyone gets a hold of it, please let me know
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Hoojibs
11-10-2003, 03:54 PM
I think I found it (the vid is a little dark and I'm not even sure this is the whole thing). I'm not sure how long it will vid will be up for.
If this isn't it I'm sorry in advance.
Here's the website. Just click on the highlighted file on the website.
Click here (http://thatsjustnotright.com/seriously/archives/00000952.html#comments)
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Reephdweller
11-10-2003, 04:07 PM
Nice job. Not very good quality but I can tell it's her when it gets towards the end of the tape. Thanks for posting it.
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Reephdweller
11-10-2003, 04:14 PM
BTW If anyone is having trouble downloading or viewing this, i found the very same video with the same filename on usenet in the newsgroup alt.binaries.multimedia.nude.celebrities
There's a few fakes in there, but look for the post with the file parissexmovie_256k.wmv
There's also a mention of the full sized high quality version of the video going to be posted there soon.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-10-2003, 04:26 PM
Why was it filmed as if it was through "night vision" goggles.
Creepy and crappy. Not hot. At all.
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Melrapuo
11-10-2003, 05:01 PM
Creepy and crappy. Not hot. At all.
Agreed. It looks like she's completely out of it. She looks like she's off somewhere else during the whole thing. I hope the full length one makes up for that.
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monsterone
11-10-2003, 05:35 PM
i have seen a million dollar vagina. hoojibs, you have done a great service to humanity. on behalf of humanity, i thank you.
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shellcreatives
11-10-2003, 05:47 PM
As soon as I heard about this, I went to Kazaa and downloaded over 100 matching files.
I doubt any were correct...
I think the preview on alt.binaries.multimedia.nude.celebrities is, though!
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TheGameHHH
11-10-2003, 07:04 PM
It's not working, what the fuck is going on? I NEED this tape
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Fallon
11-10-2003, 07:44 PM
Yeah one of you sick fucks needs to send me the vid.
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JPMNICK
11-10-2003, 07:55 PM
PM me and I can send it to someone via AIM transfer
Fallon
11-10-2003, 07:58 PM
Its like it was shot by msnbc during the bombing of Iraq, very dark, but still fun to watch.
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monsterone
11-10-2003, 08:01 PM
what!?! i thought it was heraldo rivera banging her in osama's cave after a night out clubbing in baghdad...
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TheGameHHH
11-10-2003, 10:20 PM
i loved every second of that
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JustJon
11-11-2003, 05:39 AM
The page linked above kinda died, but there are links on that page to get you the vid.
All I can say is... it just proves she's a whore, one that costs alot more, but a whore all the same. So when does the full length tape come out? ;)
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Reephdweller
11-11-2003, 06:01 AM
I saw a post in the newsgroup by the person who posted that version that said the full length version would be coming out soon. I'll check for it after I get home.
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LordJezo
11-11-2003, 06:26 AM
I got a hold of the video last night..
It stinks. Its real dark, you cant see a thing, Paris wanders off for her cell phone at one point, you can hear the TV in the background.
It's pretty much a waste of time.
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sexy bastard
11-11-2003, 08:57 AM
i guess its not working anymore
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Furtherman
11-11-2003, 10:02 AM
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SatCam
11-11-2003, 10:07 AM
I own a nightvision camera.
The part where she goes off to check her cell phone accually gave me a little chuckle.
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11-11-2003, 10:24 AM
cant say how long it will be up but:
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11-11-2003, 10:55 AM
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CaptClown
11-11-2003, 11:06 AM
You da man FMJeff!!! Love the Eddie Griffin in the background.
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JustJon
11-11-2003, 12:32 PM
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Hottub
11-11-2003, 05:21 PM
Note to self:
when starting a message board, please make sure administrartor works in the porn biz.
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nice job, Jeff!!
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JustJon
11-11-2003, 05:55 PM
so, any links to the full length vid yet? :)
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TheGameHHH
11-11-2003, 07:27 PM
oh man, when that full length video hits i dont think im gonna leave my room for a few days
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Why does he say something that sounds like "forget the fucking phone Nina." when it rings, he sure in hell doesn't say Paris. I'm still not convinced this is the real deal.
peace
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sexy bastard
11-12-2003, 06:12 AM
mayeb its my computer jeff...but um i only got audio no video
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same thing happened to me, I just downloaded the latest version of windows media player and it worked fine. I run osx (Mac) I was thinking it was a mac prob.
peace
FXS
FMJeff
11-12-2003, 07:55 AM
You need Windows MEdia Player 9 which downloads a codec to view this video.
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It made my heart sing.
Yerdaddy
11-12-2003, 01:00 PM
The first part of this thing looks like an alien autopsy necrophilia tape, which is hot. Then it's like a guy trying to bang his 14 year-old half-retart sister, which is hot. I give it a thumbs up. One of these Paris girls has finally done something useful.
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TEAR THE BITCH APART!
mdr55
11-12-2003, 03:04 PM
I can't wait to see her milking the cows on the new show that's coming out with her and some other rich chic. That shit going to be mad funny!
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Heavy
11-12-2003, 03:08 PM
What a lousy fuck. And blow
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Fallon
11-12-2003, 03:22 PM
I can't wait to see her milking the cows on the new show that's coming out with her and some other rich chic.
"The Simple Life" starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (Lionel's daughter).
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fiestygal
11-12-2003, 05:41 PM
man i tried downloading the movie adn it didnt work.. im slightly intrigued...
I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!
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stickyfingers
11-12-2003, 11:27 PM
yyyyyaaaaawwwwwnnnn.......if anybody wants this POS file you can have it....it plays for Realplayer so just tell me and its yourn
On a side note: her body resembles my girlfriend's quite a bit
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CrazyClare
11-13-2003, 10:56 AM
With Paris's show about to come onto TV does anyone think they did this on purpose, i mean its given her a lot of publicity, and the tape is old it could have been released while ago.
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I wanna see it!!! I wanna see it!!!!
Hook a sister up people!!!!!!
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shamus mcfitzy
11-13-2003, 11:17 AM
has anyone found a mpeg version of it? I got a Mac and can't download Windows Media Player.
Fallon
11-13-2003, 12:15 PM
I heard that their might be even more paris sex tapes. Colin Quinn said 25 (which seems high) and Howard Stern said maybe 10.
The guy who was gonna sell the one we've been talking about isn't going to after Paris' lawyers got to him. Hopefully the full tape(s) will still leak out to the net.
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TooCute
11-13-2003, 01:09 PM
has anyone found a mpeg version of it? I got a Mac and can't download Windows Media Player.
Yes you can.
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shamus mcfitzy
11-13-2003, 01:13 PM
no. I said that because I can't. Hunter technically owns the computer and did something that prevents me from being able to update the software or download new software.
Furtherman
11-13-2003, 01:25 PM
Hunter technically owns the computer
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/6/8/14-2069-sm.jpg
Stay the hell away from my computer!
(couldn't help it!)
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Doctor Manhattan
11-13-2003, 01:45 PM
has anyone found a mpeg version of it? I got a Mac
and can't download Windows Media Player.
Yes you can. I am using Mac (OS 10.2.8) and have
Windows Media Player version 9 running on it.
Get it here, select "Player 9 for Mac OSX" under the drop
down box for Version (If you're running OS9 or lower you
might be out of luck, I think you need WMP 9 to see it):
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/
windowsmedia/download/default.asp (http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/
download/default.asp)
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Doctor Manhattan
11-13-2003, 02:52 PM
Just finished watching it.
http://www.q106.fm/timages/page/tommy_lee_2.jpg
Where's Tommy Lee when you need him? You'd think with her money she'd be able to get some better lighting, especially if she's so into being in front of the camera. Dumbass!
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filthyme
11-13-2003, 03:03 PM
send me that pos file, kazaa is killing me thanks
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-13-2003, 03:13 PM
Consider it done!
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CaptClown
11-13-2003, 03:34 PM
shamus you need to get Hunter to update it for you since he has some sort of block on it.
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Johnny Fontane
11-13-2003, 04:52 PM
Howard Stern said her ass is pretty flat.
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CrazyClare
11-13-2003, 06:42 PM
I found it mildly amusing. She doesnt have an ass but neither do I so who am I to judge
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Justice4all
11-13-2003, 07:26 PM
Well for one Claire your ass look fine from where I stand <and methinks alot of other male board members also>
As the day was winding down at work the guys at the office (about 5 of em..most married) were skipping around the office to watch the video. All giggling and laughing....(I work for a VERY small company!) I was working so I did not watch (I saw it already anyway) so me and the lady who was still there were laughing our asses off at how for the whole time all the guys were trying to see what computer would find the right link.
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blancostupido
11-13-2003, 07:54 PM
Wow.
106 replies to this thread and 19 to the 'Art Carny Dead' page.
Guess they really didn't know anything about 'taping live' back then
*nor do I about splelling
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Can someone send this to me??? I cannot get it from any links and my BF would love to see it...oh...well I wouldnt mind either...please someone....anyone??? my reg. e-mail is rfgaia@hotmail.com
thanks...even though no one will send it to me... :(
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monsterone
11-13-2003, 08:53 PM
does anyone have the full length version?
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I hear Jenna Jameson made a few tapes as well. Does anyone have links to those? Full length only please. :)
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monsterone
11-13-2003, 09:04 PM
no bama, i wouldn't be interested in cosmokramer's- in front of the mirror, vol. 1-5. STOP PM ME!!!
:)
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I'm sorry. That was for your "friend" - I forgot
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Doctor Manhattan
11-14-2003, 04:02 AM
She's going to be on Letterman in a couple weeks, at least she's supposed to, Letterman said "her people" said something about her not showing up if he talks about the tape a lot.
What does she need people for? what does she do? Why would she be on a talk show if not for this sex-tape(s) what else could anyone talk to her about?
The Daily Show had a still image from the tape stuck into some Night Vision video from Iraq. Man, this tape is just all over the internet. I only went here and fark and found 5 links to the file without trying.
She should just go into porn, what else can she do?
And do her parents even care? what a bunch of pricks!
And Ladies. Don't run to answer your fucking cell phone in the middle of sex. WTF? What else is so important? some party you want to go to? so other dude? way to ruin the mood!
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scorpion
11-14-2003, 04:36 AM
Accroding to Stern today there is a new tape making its way with Paris and some other girl in it.
:) :)
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Fallon
11-14-2003, 05:03 AM
What does she need people for? what does she do? Why would she be on a talk show if not for this sex-tape(s) what else could anyone talk to her about?
Fox reality show starting soon.
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Arienette
11-14-2003, 05:36 AM
And Ladies. Don't run to answer your fucking cell phone in the middle of sex. WTF? What else is so important? some party you want to go to? so other dude? way to ruin the mood!it seems perfectly reasonable that since some inordinately wealthy, drugged-up nineteen year old twat ran for her cell phone while making a sex tape with someone else's husband we should all get this admonishment.
i've never once answered my phone during sex.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-14-2003, 05:40 AM
oh, she's on a reality show too? Well, at least it's a job. better than just posing for paparazi because you're rich.
So this sex tape is fake(a set up) then to get press for the show, which I guess is about to start any day now.
Forgive me for being out of the loop on Paris Hilton's career :p
Is this the one with Linonel Richie's daughter on it?
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Doctor Manhattan
11-14-2003, 05:46 AM
it seems perfectly reasonable that since some inordinately wealthy, drugged-up nineteen year old twat ran for her cell phone while making a sex tape with someone else's husband we should all get this admonishment.
i've never once answered my phone during sex.
Well, I'm sure she's not the first girl to do this. My statement was directed at the ladies who do things like this.
That dude in the tape was married? I though it was Shanen Douerty's ex. Again, forgive me for not being up on my Paris Hilton Facts, I'm just catching up now. :p
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angrymissy
11-14-2003, 05:51 AM
question for everyone...
do you think paris hilton is famous because
1. she's rich
or
2. she's so pretty that even if she wasn't rich, she'd still be on the cover of magazines.
I say the only reason shes in magazines and doing catwalk shows is because she's been a paparazzi target (because shes so rich) since she was younger. Personally I think she's kind of wierd looking.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-14-2003, 05:57 AM
I thikn it's a combo of being rich and not being totally ugly along with her behavior:
She's rich enough to get close to "real celebs" (i.e. people who have done something even if they didn't have talent, have had a job in show buisness, not just being the spawn of a celeb or in paris' case: the spawn of rich people, how pathetic.) and since she openly poses for pics while the real celebs either hide or just don't care enough to stop and pose, she gets her face in magazines.
Her face in magazines is her career (well now it's really bad amateur porn)
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do you think paris hilton is famous because
1. she's rich
If she didn't have the Hilton name and money she'd be another stripper named "Destiny".
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Teenweek
11-14-2003, 06:11 AM
Paris' lesbian Playmate (http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/10809.htm)
NATRONE_MEANS
11-14-2003, 06:15 AM
SHE'S JUST ANOTHER WHITE BITCH!!! WHO WOULD WANT TO WATCH HER SKINNY ASS FUCKING ON TAPE!!! CALL ME WHEN SHE EATS A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING
Tall_James
11-14-2003, 06:18 AM
Personally I think she's kind of wierd looking.
I totally agree. Her sister Nicki is much cuter. And hopefully smarter too.
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shamus mcfitzy
11-14-2003, 06:21 AM
He is a great guy, from a good family
great guy? good family? His ex-girlfriend's a hooker!!! :)
so nice i dids it twice...
Doctor Manhattan
11-14-2003, 07:00 AM
Now I'd pay BIG money for the Tina Fey sex video. Now that's a woman!
http://snlibc.jt.org/tinafeysrollingstonepicture.gif
Fallon is dead right, She's hot as hell!
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Fallon
11-14-2003, 07:19 AM
Now I'd pay BIG money for the Tina Fey sex video. Now that's a woman!
Weekend Sexdate with Tina Fey and Bobby Fallon!
Yeah!!!
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Now I'd pay BIG money for the Tina Fey sex video. Now that's a woman!
Indeed.
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shamus mcfitzy
11-14-2003, 07:28 AM
indubidibly
Doctor Manhattan
11-14-2003, 08:25 AM
Great, we all agree. it's now offical!
Tina Fey is HOT.
I shall personally bring Tina her reward. Which is located in my pants...
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I don't want to see a Tina Fey sex tape. If I wanted jokes and laughter I'd have sex myself.
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Furtherman
11-14-2003, 10:41 AM
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TheGameHHH
11-14-2003, 10:58 AM
so.......wheres the full length version of the Paris tape? and wheres the lesbian tape? these are basic human neccessities at this point.
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Do you really need either of those? I thought the little clip was sad enough.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-14-2003, 11:02 AM
Back on topic (Although I don't think tina is really that funny, she's just hot! DAMN. oh yeah, I said "back on topic": Rick Solomon sues over sex tape (http://www.msnbc.com/news/993449.asp?cp1=1)
"Hilton, her family and at least one of her publicists have ... embarked on a cold, calculated and malicious campaign to portray Salomon as a rapist who took advantage of a sweet and innocent girl who had no idea what happened to her," the lawsuit says.
From the 3 min version of the tape on the Net (And yes we do need to see the lesbo one. I don't want to see the full version of the tape we have all seen online unless the lighting gets better at some point. Hopefully the Lesbo tape is better, it was made this year, not 2001) it's plain to anyone with eyes that Paris is into the taping and isn't being raped at all. In fact she stops to answer the phone, I would think a rapist wouldn't allow that. All Rick says is "fuck the cell phone, baby" or something like that. Some rapist!
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CrazyClare
11-14-2003, 01:49 PM
I need the lesbian tape like i need water
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either love me or leave me alone.
JustJon
11-15-2003, 10:38 AM
I'm as thirsty as Clare. :)
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pennington
11-16-2003, 05:26 AM
Am I the only one who's getting as tired of Paris Hilton as of Ben & J. Lo?
high fly
11-16-2003, 01:00 PM
Hey CLARE!
I got the tape!
And a big screen t.v.!
And 50 gallons of water!
" and they ask me why I drink"
CrazyClare
11-16-2003, 10:51 PM
but im still thirsty
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either love me or leave me alone.
Doctor Manhattan
11-17-2003, 04:53 AM
From The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/paristapesuit1.html?yhnws)
"Towards the end of the videotape, Hilton is shown standing alone in a well-lit bathroom slowly scanning the camcorder all over her stomach, breasts and face to make sure that anyone who watched the video would clearly see her breasts in good lighting, as opposed to the less flattering light of the dark bedroom."
Now why didn't that part of the tape get on the net. If it is, let me know where.
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Where is this scar you speak of? I still havent seen the video....
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Where is this scar you speak of? I still havent seen the video....
Tina Fey is the one with the scar (on her cheek).
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Oh...ok..I knew that... I thought "Paris" had one...yes...I agree....I wonder where it came from as well.
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JustJon
11-17-2003, 06:58 AM
Gaia, if you're having probs dling the short vid, IM me and I'll help you
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Doctor Manhattan
11-17-2003, 07:18 AM
greatest Paris related eBay auction yet! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3156060594&category=348)
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Gringo Star
11-17-2003, 07:26 AM
That is some funny shit. I have to admit that I was never much of a Paris Hilton admirer (she annoys me only a little less than those 2 "Rich Girls" on MTV), but out of morbid curiosity I d/l'd the video.
I gotta say, I think I've seen enough.
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JustJon
11-17-2003, 09:07 AM
Am I the only one who never heard of her until E! did a special on the Hilton sisters this past summer?
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I bet a lot of people never heard of her until the tape came out. Pretty convienient considering her TV show is starting soon.
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TheMojoPin
11-17-2003, 10:29 AM
Am I the only one who never heard of her until E! did a special on the Hilton sisters this past summer?
Am I the only one horrified that Jon seems to be all up on and about the E! specials?
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JustJon
11-17-2003, 10:51 AM
Am I the only one horrified that Jon seems to be all up on and about the E! specials?
Just can't avoid the damn commercials. They played that one over and over.
"If the girls are dancing on top of a table, it's a safe bet mom and dad are sitting there watching"
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mikeyboy
11-17-2003, 11:35 AM
Am I the only one horrified that Jon seems to be all up on and about the E! specials?
But, really, who else can you depend on for the true Hollywood story?
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monsterone
11-17-2003, 05:53 PM
alright gang. who has the full and/ or lesbo versions? feel free to sent it my way.
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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 05:59 PM
So if anyone has this video and can E-mail it to me, pleae RF mail or E-mail me. I'd like to see it now that there's been SO MUCH talk about it.
Thanks.
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CrazyClare
11-17-2003, 09:44 PM
a year or so ago she and her sis were on the cover of maxim thats how i heard of them. they didnt really look good in it either.
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chandler1420
11-18-2003, 09:22 AM
The video is cool as hell. Paris looks hot as hell when shes drunk. And homeboy banged her like drum. She may look skinny on tv but she has a great body when shes naked.
Yeah, that kind of shocked me. Are we sure that this is the right girl? The one in the video had actual curves.
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Furtherman
11-20-2003, 06:47 AM
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Doctor Manhattan
11-20-2003, 06:54 AM
her show is on Fox?
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Bill From Yorktown
11-20-2003, 07:01 AM
... she annoys me only a little less than those 2 "Rich Girls" on MTV)
Dont
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JustJon
11-20-2003, 07:24 AM
When a Fox rep was asked if they were pushing back the series, they responded "no, this isn't that big an issue"
YEah, right, they'd put it on tomorrow if they could.
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Furtherman
11-20-2003, 07:33 AM
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Yerdaddy
11-20-2003, 07:47 AM
In case you don't want to download the whole video, here is a series of screen grabs:
http://www.greatdreams.com/crop/devilsnear1.jpg
http://www.greatdreams.com/crop/close-ship-sm.jpg
http://go.sciflicks.com/movies/close_encounters/close_encounters_07.jpg
http://www.greatdreams.com/crop/dreyfuss.jpg
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/parisinside.jpg
http://www.greatdreams.com/crop/dreyfuss.jpg
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/parishiltoninside44.jpg
http://www.greatdreams.com/crop/close2.jpg
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!
TheMojoPin
11-20-2003, 08:13 AM
Look at the twinkle in Dreyfuss' eyes.
He was in "Jaws", for God's sake.
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JustJon
11-20-2003, 08:41 AM
You'd think Dreyfus could get into a higher production flick at this point in his career.
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Like a "Stakeout 3"? Lord knows Emilio Estevez and Rosie O'Donnell need the work too.
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A Skidmark production.
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Fallon
11-20-2003, 10:16 AM
Paris cancelled her Letterman appearence. What a bitch.
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Furtherman
11-20-2003, 10:18 AM
Well, they had "Monkey Cam" and now there is "Paris Cam". Who needs her.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-20-2003, 10:22 AM
Paris cancelled her Letterman appearence. What a bitch.
Like it would have been good? she wouldn't talk about the tape, and I don't care about her reality show. She's got nothing to say, she should just try to sign a big porn contract while she can command some big bucks.
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JustJon
11-20-2003, 11:54 AM
command some big bucks? she's worth $400 million. she just wants to be famous. she already has the money.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-20-2003, 03:03 PM
If she signs a HUGE contract for Vivid or some porn
company that will make news and get her the attention,
just what she wants.
Plus, even very rich people would like to make more
money.
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walking joint
11-20-2003, 03:10 PM
Plus, even very rich people would like to make more
he is right, we do like to make more. there is never enough. and porn is usually the route we go.
http://www.silentspic.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/RF.JPG
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Snoogans
11-20-2003, 03:17 PM
he is right, we do like to make more.
yo lemme get 50 bucks
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That song rips off Cut the Mullet
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Doctor Manhattan
11-20-2003, 03:24 PM
and porn is usually the route we go.
Well, if you have any other ideas for Paris, say it!
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walking joint
11-20-2003, 03:28 PM
Well, if you have any other ideas for Paris, say it!
i think she is doing okay on her own right now. i hear her name at least 5 times a day...that's more than i hear mine.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-20-2003, 03:35 PM
Her name's starting to fade, with Micheal Jackson's bust. She'll need something new. and that reality show isn't gonna cut it. You know she's loving the attention despite the "I don't want to party anymore" crap.
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JustJon
11-21-2003, 06:51 AM
the "I don't want to party anymore" was written for her by the advisor her parents hired.
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Furtherman
11-26-2003, 06:39 AM
This is a hilarious article that was in Rolling Stone about Paris and the world she lives in:
Princess Paris (http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=2156)
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JustJon
11-26-2003, 09:27 AM
"I never do drugs"
"Paris comes back 20 minutes later from doing coke in the bathroom"
ok, second quote is paraphrased...
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CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 06:59 PM
so has the full length of the video come out yet?
(im such a lesbian)
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either love me or leave me alone.
This message was edited by CrazyClare on 11-27-03 @ 1:39 AM
Doctor Manhattan
12-19-2003, 03:14 AM
So, has any more of the video appeared on the Net? I read a description of part of the full video where she's in the bathroom filming herself with the lights on. She's supposed to look a lot better in that part.
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JustJon
12-19-2003, 06:44 AM
Info about the bathroom came out a few days after the short vid, but no one seems to have the full length.
And where's the lesbian tape, too?
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high fly
12-19-2003, 12:30 PM
...She's tired. All day she's been doing interviews...
(from Furtherman's Rolling Stone article)
Yeah, all that talking must be grueling.
We all know her mouth doesn't get much of a workout...
" and they ask me why I drink"
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Doctor Manhattan
02-11-2004, 04:57 AM
Howard Stern said the full tape is on the net now. Anyone see it?
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FUNKMAN
02-11-2004, 06:29 AM
see what you made me do. i just downloaded a couple Hilton files off Kazaa. One turned out to be a Comedy Show thingy but the other had a couple of minutes of Paris in doggie and 'layontummy' position.
no big whoop, um after i came that is...
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JustJon
02-11-2004, 06:40 AM
I heard the same thing this morning, SFK. And they say this tape has good lighting and everything. Someone find a copy!
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Hottub
02-11-2004, 06:45 AM
Someone find a copy!
Where the hell is Jeff?
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FUNKMAN
02-11-2004, 11:34 AM
but the other had a couple of minutes of Paris in doggie and 'layontummy' position.
this one was absolutely 'clear as day'! and did i mention absolutely?
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Doctor Manhattan
02-12-2004, 04:35 AM
http://www.trustfundgirls.com
This is the site Howard was talking about yesterday, they guy who runs it was on this morning and basically said nothing but the url and that he "owned the rights to the tape" but didn't say how Soloman or Hilton were involved or how he ended up with the rights.
he's charging $50 for it (40 Euros!). I'll just wait for someone to hack their way in and post it somewhere else.
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JustJon
02-12-2004, 07:28 AM
Where the hell is Jeff?
We'll have copies passing around the board a day or two before he posts it :)
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Doctor Manhattan
02-13-2004, 07:55 AM
1 (http://home.comcast.net/~discipleofstern/ParisHiltonSexTape1.avi)
2 (http://home.comcast.net/~adiscipleofstern/ParisHiltonSexTape2.avi)
3 (http://home.comcast.net/~jeffthedrunk/ParisHiltonSexTape3.avi)
4 (http://home.comcast.net/~robinophelia/ParisHiltonSexTape4.avi)
5 (http://home.comcast.net/~bababooeyteeth/ParisHiltonSexTape5.avi)
These links are down and yes, the SEX TAPE was NSFW :p
Found these links on fark and they seem to be real. I can't really take a good look as I'm at work right now. Someone save them incase I can't get them when I get home. I could only save #5 but the others are too big for my web space...
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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 2-15-04 @ 4:05 PM
JustJon
02-13-2004, 11:37 AM
You forgot to mention those links are NSFW ;)
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Hottub
02-13-2004, 11:45 AM
Yeah, if my boss saw this, (http://home.comcast.net/~jeffthedrunk/ParisHiltonSexTape3.avi) he'd have a fit. :gasp:
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Tall_James
02-13-2004, 05:44 PM
Great. Those links are not working anymore. Did anyone save them?
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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me
I have the full version that was on consumptionjunction.com, I'm pretty web-illiterate or else I'd put it up on a site somehow. I dunno if I can just email it, it took awhile just to DL. but I'm willin to try or if anyone wants to host it I'll do my best to send it.
The first half is still in that Irai nite-Vision, she does look better in the second half which is perfectly lit. and she does please him orally and he does get off the money shot.
peace
FXS
this is how I got it.
I first downloaded a bit torrent prog from here
http://bitconjurer.org/BitTorrent/download.html
then after that was downloaded I went to this site and clicked download (bottom page)
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/view_2164
I hope it works, wish i knew more about computers.
peace
FXS
TheKnicks23
02-13-2004, 06:26 PM
I just finished downloading and it works. Awesome job FXS.
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Crippler
02-13-2004, 07:46 PM
Damn, I knew that by the time I got to my home pc all the links wouuld be dead. :mad:
Oh well...keep updating as you find more sources, please.
SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
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Fallon
02-13-2004, 08:03 PM
Getting an error on the last link mentioned.
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Fallon
02-13-2004, 08:18 PM
This site (http://www.planetafamosas.com/planetafamosas/galeria2.php?id=3427) has vidcaps (NSFW).
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Fallon
02-13-2004, 09:39 PM
Okay, I saw the video and it was pretty darn good. Here (http://www.ludehawk.com/movies/naughty2.avi) is where I downloaded it from.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-13-2004, 09:48 PM
I dunno. Seemed like he did most of the work.
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hammersavage
02-13-2004, 10:17 PM
That last link downloaded but tried to open it with real player and it said the link couldn't work...anyone else have a suggestion?
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eat me
JPMNICK
02-13-2004, 11:04 PM
Didn;t work for me either in WMP 8 or 9
hammersavage
02-14-2004, 10:25 PM
Finally saw it and....wow....she knows how to blow...
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eat me
mdr55
02-15-2004, 03:50 AM
Finally saw it and....wow....she knows how to blow...
Yup, she's finally using her head to give head. Gotta love it.
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stickyfingers
02-15-2004, 05:01 AM
Finally saw it and....wow....she knows how to blow...
you seriously thought that was the makings of a good BJ? I must just be lucky.
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jrich is quite a guy
Doctor Manhattan
02-15-2004, 06:51 AM
Aside from biting it off or something, How would a girl give a bad blowjob?
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JPMNICK
02-15-2004, 06:54 AM
The wood chipper - constant teeth scraping
Doctor Manhattan
02-15-2004, 12:05 PM
removed this link, A newer one below.
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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 2-17-04 @ 9:13 AM
Arienette
02-15-2004, 05:36 PM
i saw it today, and all i have to say is, "eh." most of it was really boring. i fast forwarded (that's probably not the right term for watching video on the internet, but whatever) through most of it. nobody would want to watch this piece of crap if she wasn't famous.
Finally saw it and....wow....she knows how to blow...
you seriously thought that was the makings of a good BJ? I must just be lucky.agreed. she had a couple of moments but, in general, i'd have to say "eh" again.
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Doctor Manhattan
02-17-2004, 05:12 AM
removed
I took this down to put up the video of less Man Handling. Sorry guys, If you want to see 1.1 just ask and I'll email it to you.
I'd like to see a picture of who you guys are banging if you are saying "eh." Not that she's the hottest person in the world or even in most rooms she's in, but still very "bang-worthy"
But I do agree, if she wasn't "famous" then it would be a really lame porno.
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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 2-18-04 @ 8:30 AM
Furtherman
02-17-2004, 08:23 AM
This message was edited by Furtherman on 10-4-04 @ 12:38 PM
JustJon
02-17-2004, 09:26 AM
Bittorrent isn't a video player, it's a file sharing program. If the link isn't working to open bittorrent, save the file to your harddrive and double click it.
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Furtherman
02-17-2004, 09:36 AM
This message was edited by Furtherman on 10-4-04 @ 12:38 PM
TheMojoPin
02-17-2004, 10:05 AM
Out of a thirty minute video, SofaKing just provided us with what essentially amounts to two minutes of some dude playing with his junk.
BE AFRAID.
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Iamnotatool
02-17-2004, 10:11 AM
Fag.
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Doctor Manhattan
02-17-2004, 11:19 AM
Ha ha, I just put up the first part of the tape. I didn't even check it out (I am at work and not in a private location)
I'll find a better part and post it soon. Sorry, Homophobes!
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<b>"...I ended up having to whip his ass, man, you know, because, you know he would step across the line. Habitually! He's a habitual line-stepper!"</b>
Doctor Manhattan
02-17-2004, 11:25 AM
Okay, I checked a few points in this one and it doesn't look like Rick is even in it.
removed
And here is a BJ scene
removed
1.1 ,the other clip, started with Paris in the mirror in full light, I thought you guys would like that, guess rick played with himself right after what I saw. 1.1 is down now.
If anyone has the webspace I have the whole thing as one large file (I got the files as 5 parts but they were too big so I split it up into this stupid 1.1, 2.2 crap!) but it's around 95 MB and I don't have anywhere to host the damn thing.
And it's she was there when he was playing with it, so it's not gay. Fez told me so! Haaaaeeeey!
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<b>"...I ended up having to whip his ass, man, you know, because, you know he would step across the line. Habitually! He's a habitual line-stepper!"</b>
This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 2-18-04 @ 8:29 AM
Doctor Manhattan
02-17-2004, 01:55 PM
Holy Shit. I just watched the first thing I posted. 10-15 seconds of Paris looking at her boobs followed by 2 mins of rick "wacking it".
Stern said something about this tape being as good as TommyLee/PamAnderson. No way in hell. That tape was shot by someone who didn't think about looking at his own cock later on, and no tripods if I remember correctly. Rick seemed too into himself in this project. And he didn't drive anything with it. Rick sucks! Tommy is the man!
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<b>"...I ended up having to whip his ass, man, you know, because, you know he would step across the line. Habitually! He's a habitual line-stepper!"</b>
This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 2-17-04 @ 5:56 PM
stickyfingers
02-17-2004, 04:19 PM
I'd like to see a picture of who you guys are banging if you are saying "eh." Not that she's the hottest person in the world or even in most rooms she's in, but still very "bang-worthy"
hey, i have to say that, in my eyes, my gf or should I say 'the girl im banging' is better...no contest...but the BJ wasn't all that great nonetheless
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jrich is quite a guy
This message was edited by stickyfingers on 2-17-04 @ 8:21 PM
mercury29
02-17-2004, 05:10 PM
this is how I got it.
I first downloaded a bit torrent prog from here
http://bitconjurer.org/BitTorrent/download.html
then after that was downloaded I went to this site and clicked download (bottom page)
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/view_2164
I hope it works, wish i knew more about computers.
peace
FXS
What The hell? I just did exactly that, and it won't work for me. I don't even really care about this damn movie, but now that I can't get it, I'm obsessed with it.
JustJon
02-17-2004, 06:14 PM
RonFez.Net Temporary Hosting (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mpeg/cj_32365.zip)
40 meg, same file as the bittorrent.
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Def Dave in SC
02-17-2004, 06:44 PM
Ok, when i go to download from this site
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/view_2164
i get this message saying it cant get response info, and that there is no such file or directory that it is trying to download to.
How do i fix this problem?
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ChickenHawk
02-17-2004, 06:46 PM
How does this thread still exist?
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FUNKMAN
02-17-2004, 06:48 PM
Ok, when i go to download from this site
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/view_2164
i get this message saying it cant get response info, and that there is no such file or directory that it is trying to download to.
How do i fix this problem?
pervert!
;)
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monsterone
02-17-2004, 06:48 PM
jon you rule, and hawk, you're gay. download the first 5 minutes and you'll love it.
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ChickenHawk
02-17-2004, 06:52 PM
Dude, I DOWNLOADED and BATCHED to this.... 6 weeks ago, when it was relevant.
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FUNKMAN
02-17-2004, 07:01 PM
i downloaded a Paris Hilton file today on Kazaa and it turned out it sent me to some porn site and it had a 3minute amateur flick. it was a guy and girl in an abandon house and he was hitting it while she sat on the sil of a busted out window, then they go to the concrete steps in front and lay down on their sides and he starts hitting it from behind/sideways...
i was like "what the fuck", a splintered up window frame and some rough concrete, talk about 'low budget'...
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ChickenHawk
02-17-2004, 11:05 PM
I wish this would happen with a hot, yet non-whore celebrity.
...Like how spectacular would it be to see a Natalie Portman or a Scarlett Johansen or a Jennifer Garner hobbing a knob like that?
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monsterone
02-17-2004, 11:07 PM
Dude, I DOWNLOADED and BATCHED to this.... 6 weeks ago, when it was relevant.
so the rest of us could have had this 6 WEEKS AGO!!! you bastard.
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ChickenHawk
02-17-2004, 11:09 PM
Oh, your sig just reminded me... How 'bout a Charlize Theron or a Christina Ricci sex tape?
THESE are the sex tapes I wanna see.
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monsterone
02-17-2004, 11:11 PM
i'd chop off my pinkie finger for a night with christina ricci.
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TooCute
02-18-2004, 03:24 AM
Dude, I DOWNLOADED and BATCHED to this.... 6 weeks ago, when it was relevant.
The full 39 minute clip? You could have shared.
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Doctor Manhattan
02-18-2004, 04:19 AM
I wish this would happen with a hot, yet non-whore celebrity.
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and again sorry for the Rock playing with himself video, but that was the first 2 mins of the damn tape. I feel like CBS apologizing for something I put out there...
This is Bullshit!
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Furtherman
02-18-2004, 05:33 AM
This message was edited by Furtherman on 10-4-04 @ 12:39 PM
JustJon
02-18-2004, 05:56 AM
Ok, when i go to download from this site
http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/view_2164
i get this message saying it cant get response info, and that there is no such file or directory that it is trying to download to.
How do i fix this problem?
By reading what I posted a half hour before you posted this.
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Def Dave in SC
02-19-2004, 01:03 PM
Sorry Jon, i thought you were offering it up as storage. i didnt know you had it up.
And now to batch!!
Done!!!!
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JustJon
02-20-2004, 07:06 AM
I'm leaving it on the RF.Net server till sunday. If you want it, get it while you can or you're on your own.
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Iamnotatool
02-20-2004, 07:13 AM
How/where on the RF.net server? JJ, I'm kinda dumb, help a horny brutha out
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mikeyboy
02-20-2004, 07:21 AM
How/where on the RF.net server? JJ, I'm kinda dumb, help a horny brutha out
From Jon's post on page 9 of this thread:
RonFez.Net Temporary Hosting (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mpeg/cj_32365.zip)
40 meg, same file as the bittorrent.
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Iamnotatool
03-10-2004, 10:20 AM
http://pub188.ezboard.com/fcrpfrm8.showMessage?topicID=51.topic
Take a look at this, its the full video, no downloading. Also, look at the message board, its got some fun stuff
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Hottub
03-10-2004, 10:43 AM
http://www.s94184780.onlinehome.us/spicons/unknown.jpg
That was HOT!!
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Iamnotatool
03-10-2004, 10:49 AM
go to the last post on the thread by Max Johnson, the vid is there
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Iamnotatool
03-10-2004, 01:45 PM
Any feedback?
How'd you like the message board? Has some great Jamie Pressley shots and the best emoticons ever...
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Johnny4
03-10-2004, 04:12 PM
UMMMM. HOLY SHIT! You the F'n man.
For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name
Iamnotatool
03-10-2004, 08:30 PM
I know, I know. And, I think I just reached my 1000th post.
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JustJon
03-11-2004, 06:40 AM
so basically you're using our board to be the only place you're promoting your board by finding a link to the movie.
Meanwhile, we actually hosted to movie.
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