David Lettermans a dad.

[JohnnyCash]

His girlfriend gave birth to a baby boy last night. Congratulations Mr. Letterman.

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[Tall_James]

In a related story, Jay Leno stuck a chair leg up his own ass.


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[Fallon]

Yeah, so I guess thats why Paul was hosting last night. Hopefully they got someone good for tonight.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

My, oh my!

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[shamus mcfitzy]

Jay Leno stuck a chair leg up his own ass.


haha it's funny cause its true

[ChrisTheCop]

Yeah, so I guess thats why Paul was hosting last night. Hopefully they got someone good for tonight
They did. It's your old pal DAVE!!! He's talking about his really late night last night. Congrats to him and his...baby mama.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]When I was a kid, and the Letterman show was still on NBC, both my brother and my dad would occasionally appear. My brother, even had a recurring role. So I'd be up in the studio fairly often, and got to know the staff fairly well.

When news broke of the pregnancy, I sent this is as a possible Top ten list. To the best of my knowledge, they didn't use the list or even reply.

So, congrats to Dave and a big fuck you to esalzhauer@cbs.com. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

And now from the home office in Yonkers, New York... <b>The Top Ten Reasons Letterman Shouldn't Be A Dad</b>

10) Can Rupert Jee really be trusted around children?

9) Changing diapers can't be good for his ailing heart.

8) "Uma, Oprah - Oprah, Uma" is NOT a lullabye and can damage a child for life.

7) Poor Bif Henderson will be forced to give up his hopes of adoption.

6) I can see it now, "The Top Ten Reasons To Clean Your Room," "The Top Ten Reasons To Finish Your Vegetables"... no good can come of this.

5) 1st the Heart, then Shingles and NOW Maternity Leave? Does this guy ever work??

4) Seriously, KEEP RUPERT JEE AWAY FROM THE CHILD!!!!

3) Regis will be suicidal if he's not picked as Godfather.

2) If he won't stop harassing us for gum, just think how bad it's gonna be for the kid.

And the number one reason why Letterman Shouldn't Be A Dad... Do we really wanna give Leno any incentive to reproduce?


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