little oolong's campaign against sex [Archive]

girl germs

08-23-2001, 05:20 AM

little oolong, headperformer extraordinaire, knows what it feels like to be pressured into having sex. he has been there and done that and now he is here for you. won't you open your heart to him? open your heart. oolong is wise.

oolong says, "sex is dirty and therefore you should save it for somebody you truly love. god has given you a very special gift and you should use it wisely."

so, when you and your partner are spooning, but you don't feel like doing the big nasty right there and then...just say "no"!

here are some of little oolong's different ways of saying "no" to sex:

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/virgin.jpg">

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/values.jpg">

This message was edited by girl germs on 8-25-01 @ 11:21 PM

girl germs

08-23-2001, 05:22 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/otherways.jpg">

"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."

girl germs

08-23-2001, 05:23 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/school.jpg">

"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."

girl germs

08-23-2001, 05:24 AM

is my post count getting higher?

"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."

girl germs

08-23-2001, 05:25 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/tell.jpg">

"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."

girl germs

08-23-2001, 05:26 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/hairdone.jpg">

"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."

girl germs

08-23-2001, 05:28 AM

i feel sad now because i don't think my pictures are showing up.

"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."

EffMeBoobs

08-23-2001, 05:41 AM

I see cute bunny pictures. My fav is the Baby Got Back one. :)

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JustJon

08-23-2001, 10:45 PM

Little oolong wants it, that's just a public facade. Just like Brittany Spears.

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Pootertoot

08-23-2001, 10:55 PM

I feel so weak finding these pictures so fucking funny.

Ms. Germs is a goddamned genius. That's all you'll get out of me!

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IkeaBoy

08-23-2001, 10:58 PM

I am laughing uncontrollably for some reason in the post pot laughter and I haven't done any tonight. I think it's the "school comes before sex" one that put me over the edge.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

barry williams

08-23-2001, 11:26 PM

oolong says, "sex is dirty and therefore you should save it for somebody you truly love. god has given you a very special gift and you should use it wisely."

girlgerms?...babe...is that your opinion too??

That rocks!

Will real the Greg Brady please stand up

This message was edited by barry williams on 8-24-01 @ 3:32 AM

skullcrush

08-24-2001, 12:22 PM

, "sex is dirty and therefore you should save it for somebody you truly love.
pampers are dirty also.but give that too somebody you love and then its a whole different story.

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pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:21 AM

"girlgerms?...babe...is that your opinion too??"

no, i think the world should be one big non-stop orgy.

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/useme.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:23 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/diseases.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:24 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/easy.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:25 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/bathroom.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:26 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/beyotch.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:27 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/toosmall.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:29 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/career.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:30 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/weener.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 02:31 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/wchs.jpg">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 03:00 AM

p.s. little oolong is not a jehovah's witness. little oolong just cares about every single one of you. open your heart to him, he will not fail you.

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 03:04 AM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/justsayno.jpg" alt="little oolong hopes foundrymusicjeff doesn't delete little oolong's wonderful thread">

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 04:53 AM

little oolong, headperformer extraordinaire, says, "girl germs, you need help!"

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

erinmoran

08-25-2001, 04:56 AM

Girl Germs....uhh..have you chopped off any weenies?

I dig orgies

<img src="http://digilander.iol.it/happydays/FotoHD/JOANIE.gif"height=100 width=100> <img src="http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit2.gif"
<img src="http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.gif">

girl germs

08-25-2001, 05:17 AM

"Girl Germs....uhh..have you chopped off any weenies?"

hmm, no...why would i? wait, why would you even have any...nevermind!

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 08:08 AM

hey, look! it's little oolong, headperformer extraordinaire!

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 08:10 AM

i need help. this rabbit is taking over my life.

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

The Blowhard

08-25-2001, 09:47 AM

"Old school" reference: Whenever I read GG's posts Janice Ian pops into my head.;)

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Gvac

08-25-2001, 09:55 AM

The "At Seventeen" chick?

Steamrolling toward 1,000 posts

Pootertoot

08-25-2001, 10:34 AM

I'll miss you, Oolong! Think of me when you touch your naughty rabbit bits!

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JustJon

08-26-2001, 09:22 AM

no, i think the world should be one big non-stop orgy.

What time do we start?

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girl germs

08-26-2001, 09:31 AM

as soon as little oolong gets tested for herpes.

even though little oolong is anti-sex, he is still a little whore that humps everything that moves.

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-26-2001, 09:33 AM

...and anything that doesn't move. heck, he'll hump anything.

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

erinmoran

08-26-2001, 06:10 PM

In that case...Oolong...im coming you way...*hee hee*

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I touched Scott Baios junk....

sunndoggy8

08-27-2001, 05:50 PM

Is oolong still around, or is he on vacation? I miss you oolong!

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~~"You let life get in your way"-Love Spit Love~~

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-27-2001, 05:56 PM

little oolong has convinced me
to TAKE BACK MY VIRGINITY.
Does little oolong have any
advice for those of us who are
no longer pure of heart?

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-27-01 @ 9:57 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-27-2001, 05:59 PM

I am obsessed with this
rabbit. Someone, please, I
think I need an intervention.

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girl germs

08-28-2001, 02:32 AM

"Is oolong still around, or is he on vacation? I miss you oolong!"

sunny, little oolong, headperformer extraordinaire, never goes on vacation. little oolong is a hard worker. by the way, little oolong misses you too!

"little oolong has convinced me to TAKE BACK MY VIRGINITY. Does little oolong have any advice for those of us who are no longer pure of heart?"

alice s. fuzzybutt, i have some good and bad news.

this is what little oolong had to say:

"alice s. fuzzybutt, i'm happy that you want to take back your virginity, but once you've lost it...it's gone. you should feel ashamed of yourself. nonetheless, i still love you."

"I am obsessed with this
rabbit. Someone, please, I
think I need an intervention."

alice s. fuzzybutt! join the club! this rabbit is all i think about now.

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

HordeKing1

08-28-2001, 03:51 PM

At 17 was a good song. Seinfeld at 17 was a GREAT song.

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mark

08-28-2001, 04:30 PM

BMB

SEE YA DONT WANNA BE YA

babychanel

08-29-2001, 07:54 PM

aww; if I had a second choice at Virginity I would have givin it to skull (oops did I really say that?) Sex is only best when you love someone.
TEE HHHEEE

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babychanel

08-29-2001, 07:54 PM

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This message was edited by babychanel on 8-30-01 @ 12:01 AM

little oolong

08-29-2001, 09:30 PM

babychanel, you should have waited until you were married. i hope you feel ashamed. i still love you, though.

girl germs

09-01-2001, 05:39 PM

you know, i really like this thread.

"the first time i saw little weevil he was on the western plain. next time i saw the weevil he was riding a memphis train. he was looking for a home, just looking for a home."