what happens after the 1000th post??? [Archive]

Mike Teacher

11-02-2003, 06:08 PM

did your life change?

people look at you different?

any new capabilities, like Mind Bullets?

i need to know NOW

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-02-2003, 06:10 PM

I became respected... but then I lost all that when I became a mod!

:p

998...

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furie

11-02-2003, 06:13 PM

each post gives me more of a reason to hide my secret life here.

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sr71blackbird

11-02-2003, 06:17 PM

I was able to walk around like my "shit didnt stink"

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TheMojoPin

11-02-2003, 06:30 PM

Lots of crying....masturbating...and more crying.

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JustJon

11-02-2003, 06:48 PM

you learn that post count questions belong in the Lounge. :p

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mikeyboy

11-02-2003, 06:52 PM

It's like virtual Enzyte.

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Mike Teacher

11-02-2003, 06:55 PM

you learn that post count questions belong in the Lounge.

[kenny allen voice]

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I'm the one who gets to make things up!!!!!!!

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Mike Teacher

11-02-2003, 07:02 PM

i feel so dirty now.

im so ashamed.

feel free to lock the thread.
like i have a say. Ha!

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Reephdweller

11-02-2003, 07:05 PM

im so ashamed.

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Tall_James

11-02-2003, 07:07 PM

Painful rectal bleeding.

Why do you think you're eventually called a "Big Ass Veteran"?

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Death Metal Moe

11-02-2003, 09:51 PM

1000 posts? Awwwwww! Isn't that cute!

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Bama

11-02-2003, 09:56 PM

there was a funny thread a long time ago on this subject but I can't (OK, I won't) go find it. Something about getting hand jobs or something like that.

Nevermind.

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monsterone

11-02-2003, 10:00 PM

did someone fail to send mike the t a memo on the human sacrifice requirement for reaching 1000?

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shamus mcfitzy

11-02-2003, 11:08 PM

fuck. I knew Mike would beat me to a 1000. I've been watching your post count for a week now and really tried to post whore my way to a 1000. Now I can't start a thread because now its stupid. I'm not ever leaving my computer now. Thanx Mike, you've ruined my life. I will never be "Shamus The Teacher" now, you selfish fuck. "Super Poster" indeed.

Mike Teacher

11-02-2003, 11:11 PM

bummer!

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JustJon

11-03-2003, 05:28 AM

i feel so dirty now.

im so ashamed.

feel free to lock the thread.
like i have a say. Ha!

Nah, we'll just point and laugh.

HA HA!

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A.J.

11-03-2003, 07:43 AM

each post gives me more of a reason to hide my secret life here.

Exactly.

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zoom2457

11-03-2003, 10:15 AM

well, this is what I did when I got 1,000 posts...

DAMN IT!!!

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Bestinshow

11-03-2003, 10:29 AM

I guess if I replied to more piece of crap, pointless threads like this, I would already be at 1000.

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Snoogans

11-03-2003, 10:51 AM

what happens after the 1000th post???

you get called names like post whore and internet loser by people who have far more than 1000 posts.....you internet loser

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Hosp

11-03-2003, 11:21 AM

Your testicles drop, your voice gets deeper, and you start to grow hair in unusual places.

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high fly

11-03-2003, 03:24 PM

After my first grand, I felt comfortable enough to get off a

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Damn, it felt good.

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stickyfingers

11-03-2003, 03:29 PM

I realized that I had more posts yet so much less notariaty than Mizzle the Tizzle

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SatCam

11-03-2003, 04:03 PM

Your testicles drop, your voice gets deeper, and you start to grow hair in unusual places.

Wouldn't it be funny if you grew hair around your penis??? Haha, that would be funny.

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Reephdweller

11-03-2003, 04:40 PM

What you don't know, is all the shit that happens to you when you hit 5000. Jesus, I'm still recovering from the Big Ass Veterans party which I got to attend for the first time recently. It was lots of fun till Moe came to the place nose all bloodied and wearing that Old Navy shirt. BTW those bacon sandwhiches were great!

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Stalker Patti

11-03-2003, 06:40 PM

What happens after the 100th post...You get to post your 1001st!!

JohnnyCash

11-03-2003, 07:06 PM

Lots of crying....masturbating...and more crying.

But thats what happened when I hit 200. I guess its gonna be real bad if I hit 1000...

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