i hate RA's!!!!

[phixion]

okay my dormroom is the pothead sanctuary for my entire building. we have a crazy fan system that ensures that all smoke goes out the windows and absolutely none goes out into the hallway. anyway i live on the third floor, my RA smokes he doenst care he just wants shit to be kept on the low so he doesnt look like he's not doing his job. well one day we left our door open while we had a bong sitting on a table, stolen from the lounge. an RA from the first floor happened to be walking by and sees the bong and writes me and my roommate up. we see the RHD we talked our way out of it so we only got in trouble for stealing the table. then one day we are in our room smoking blunts and the same RA from the first floor is literally smelling the cracks of each and every door in the hallway looking for the scent of marijuana. eventually she tells someone down the hallway that shes calling the cops to find out about the smell. he runs to our room and warns us. we clear out the room and it doesnt smell at all when the cops came, they looked at this bitch like she was a fucking moron and told her dont call them again unless she has more proof then a scent. the next day they called a bogus fucking fire drill so they can search all the third floor rooms for marijuana. on our way back upstairs the RHD (the dude in charge of all the RA's) stops me and my roommate and tells us they found that we brought back in the table we stole earlier, and now we are getting written up once again.

and see the bitch on the first floor is the only RA who fucks with us. everyone else knows we smoke, but we dont stink up the building, and we are nice quiet potheads but the fat bitch realizes she can never get a man and just tries to fuck with everyone else who is enjoying their college experience.

i just had to vent.

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[SatCam]

i just had to vent.

This board smells like weed already. We dont need anymore smell

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[FUNKMAN]

but the fat bitch realizes she can never get a man


looks like you'll have to go down on her to keep her quiet...

what's more important, the weed or her need?

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[Arienette]

i hate RA's!!!! don't hate the playa...

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[keithy_19]

Did you try murdering her? Whats the worse that can happen?

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[grlNIN]

Smoke a fatty with the fatty.


Though, it is your own fault for leaving the door open in the first place. Even if you know YOUR RA is ok with smoking on his floor the chance that another one could be around is enough to keep it closed and locked.

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[ChickenHawk]

I set my RD's clothes on fire, but you didn't hear that from me.

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[fiestygal]

well as a Former RA...we hate you too...dumbass!

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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[gone]

we need to chill...

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[monsterone]

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fucking nice, arienette

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[shamus mcfitzy]

well you could not smoke pot in the dorm......you wouldn't get in trouble then........it is illegal you know. Some people actually feel a civic obligation to society and don't want illegal activities to be going on around them. I don't know what else to tell you.

[Crippler]

Phix, can't help you dupe an RA when it comes to smoking, I never was into that...but you might want to spend $20 at a garage sale & get your very own coffee table to avoid giving them an "in" to fuck with you guys. Just curious, though, what esteemed University do you attend? I guess the Creationism vs. Darwinism paper went well last semester. :)

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[Furtherman]

grumble grumble grumble ... i wish i was back in college.... grumble grumble grumble

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[JustJon]

well as a Former RA...we hate you too...dumbass!

Can we guess who the first floor RA is?

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[phixion]

Just curious, though, what esteemed University do you attend? I guess the Creationism vs. Darwinism paper went well last semester.


i am going to SUNY Stony Brook, and yes that paper actually went well, an A-.

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[Spoil-Sport]

but the fat bitch realizes she can never get a man


looks like you'll have to go down on her to keep her quiet...

what's more important, the weed or her need?



Exactly. Take one for the team.

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i am going to SUNY Stony Brook,


and since you go to school 10 mins from me, we definetly have to chill

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[aquabenz]

When I was at college, I trained to be an ACP (Academic Community P-something), which was a complete bullshit "Student Life" position, right alongside the RA positions in the dorms. I remember watching the skits that they made the RAs act out in their training session and 80% of them had to do with stinging people who had booze or weed in their rooms. None of them dealt with kids setting themselves on fire or threatening suicide from the floor balcony or any other real emergencies. They were all such a bunch of assholes; mostly goody-two-shoe student types who should have commuted and not spent their free time torturing other students with their imposed behavioral norms. Oh well, that kind of shit prepares kids for other social detritus like nosy neighbors and bored cops.

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[swiss miss]

i assure you....NONE of this matters the second you graduate. get over it.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

I was an RA...and got fired from it...(large party in the room..if you went to my school...they are still talking about it....anyway how is 6 people in a room a party? anyway)..the same group of RA's the next year that taught me and helped me get RA ...ended up writing me up three times (1 real actually me smoking got caught...2 stretches..1 honestly wrong place and time...and 1 immediately "post game" ...i wasn't even partaking...bad luck) and the same fat bitch and prissy virgin who had the largest hand in getting me fired were the same ones on the board that voted on keeping my residency...i nearly got kicked out of residency three weeks before graduation..

F--k you "j" and "j"....I'm sure you're still alone...may you rot in the hell you've created for yourself ...clean out the spiderwebs

of course i did have a problem..but that don't make you a bad person... does it?

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[fiestygal]

[quote]well as a Former RA...we hate you too...dumbass!

Can we guess who the first floor RA is?

Hey guess what..you are dumbass too...and actually YES I WAS..

i was in the basement my first yr as an RA and the MAIN floor my second year

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[ChickenHawk]

I wasn't kidding when I said I set my RD's clothes on fire.

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[ChickenHawk]

Oh, and phixion, what year are you?

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[Jennitalia]

oh, well then pardon us then...didn't realize you were on the MAIN floor.

and as Swissy said, it really doesnt matter

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[phixion]

and phixion, what year are you


sophomore

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