Candy Corn Theory

[MattyBronx]

I have a theory: if you eat enough candy corn you can make a bowel movement that is layered brown, orange, and white.

Can someone please test this out and get back to me? Thanks.

[Arienette]

unfortunately, you're wrong.

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[furie]

I only eat the orange part


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I only eat the orange part


That's where all the vitamins are.

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[Arienette]

i don't think vitamin o is one of the important ones.

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[MattyBronx]

[quote]unfortunately, you're wrong.[quote]

Oh well. It's all part of the scientific process.

[furie]

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This message was edited by furie on 10-31-03 @ 5:58 PM

[The Chairman]

Just a little off the subject...

When I was 7 my friend Harry and I were playing with a Tonka truck. We were laying on the floor of his kitchen on our stomachs and rolling the metal truck back and forth to each other. It got a little out of hand and I rolled it really fast and he missed "catching" it and it slammed right into his face.

He was stunned and he got up with a bloody nose and this thing pooped out. It looked exactly like a candy corn. It was white with a little yellow and red from the blood.

His mother Harriet started flippping and she put it in a napkin and rushed him to the doctor. We all went into the office together and the doctor asked how it happened and then he told me "nice job."

I had knocked out his septum. The doctor sent us to an on call surgeon and Harry had it stitched back in. I overhead the surgeon tell his mother that it was a common procedure for coke addicts and it wasn't until years later that I realized he was referring to cocaine and not the soda.

So I'm just basically saying that septums, at least the ones I've seen in my childhood, look like candy corn.

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[Tall_James]

I had knocked out his septum

Remind me to not invite you over for a playdate.


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[ChrisTheCop]

He deveated from the thread with a septum story. funny.

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[TheMojoPin]

REAL candy corn is white, orange and yellow.

Any type with brown is for poor people and losers who are lying to themselves.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Who was it that thought candy corn was never really eaten, just recollected and resold. Basically, no one ever ate it and he wondered WHY he even bought it every year it was just bought by braindead consumers.

Was that Lewis Black?

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