I'll be handing out Tums and breath mints this Hal

[Mothball]

I feel bad. Mom left a huge bowl of candy last night full of Snickers, M&M's, all great stuff. But I got high this morning and had the munchies and ate the entire bowl with my buddies. My Mom won't be home until tonight and I have nothing for the kids, so I'm gonna give out whatever I have in the house, which so far looks like Tums, Tic-Tacs, and Chocks vitamins. I know, I'm a dick.

[mikeyboy]

Here's a thought. Why not get off your ass and go to the store and buy another bag of candy.

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[DJEvelEd]

Do a card trick. The kids will hate you but at least you'll be fullfilling your "Trick or Treat" requirement.









Or you could "turn a trick"

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[JustJon]

Go get candy right now. You don't want to be the "crappy house that gave us crappy shit"!

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You don't want to be the "crappy house that gave us crappy shit"!


'cause then you'll be the "crappy house covered with pumpkin, eggs, toilet paper and shaving cream"

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[Death Metal Moe]

Or better yet. Get an old lady costume on, make some popcorn ball covered in cat hair, and hand them out with tin foil balls full of pennies.

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[Mothball]

Everything turned out okay. My friends and I scared off the kids with a garden hose. If they walked up my driveway I would threaten to spray them! I would have went and bought candy but I'm broke. But...I did give a Pepto-Bismol chewable tablet to the neighbors' kid.