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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:08 PM
That Im the mother fuckin' G-R-S-T (G Rooster).

It's been a long time coming y'all.

I have been away for a chillin' pizzle nizzle (what the fuck does that even mean?)

Lets play drunken rooster....

Questions.........


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-30-2003, 06:12 PM
ROOSTER!!!

Welcome back!!!

Will I find true
happinesss?

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JerseyRich
10-30-2003, 06:14 PM
Why did you miss the Hard Rock gig on Friday?

And don't give me any crap about moving...or fighting overseas...you coward


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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:14 PM
Death Metal Fuzzy--only if you join the Roost-Unit....

Or a man with a 12-incher--too vulgar? Ugh

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:16 PM
"Why did you miss the Hard Rock gig on Friday?

And don't give me any crap about moving...or fighting overseas...you coward"

JR, you ignorant slut, I hear you were playing bass and decided to stay home and jam my dick in the jam of my front door and slam the dorr...repeatedly...in lieu of your bass "prowess"


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JerseyRich
10-30-2003, 06:19 PM
ARe you still a member of the Sweet Militia?

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Reephdweller
10-30-2003, 06:20 PM
I hear you were playing bass and decided to stay home and jam my dick in the jam of my front door and slam the dorr...repeatedly



I thought I was the only one who did that.

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:20 PM
I am the commander of the "sweet militia"--they call me Big Jeffrey--keep that shizznat on the d low.


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-30-2003, 06:20 PM
Death Metal Fuzzy--only if you join the Roost-Unit....


Do you offer a 401-K?

I'm with skidmark. What's so wrong with him?


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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:22 PM
"I thought I was the only one who did that."

Naaaahhhh, broken unit is my gotta-waste--some-tizzznime---thang, like you, my P.I.M.P

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:25 PM
"Do you offer a 401-K?

I'm with skidmark. What's so wrong with him?"

He's in the R-Unit. Well, he did pay his dues. I offer a back rub (for chix) and a cold one for the first 50 members.

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TheGameHHH
10-30-2003, 06:27 PM
Rooster, should I or shouldn't I?


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-30-2003, 06:28 PM
R-Unit? What's that?

Will Rich ever supply the Staff Room with a proper amount of beer?

PS-- I missed you Dan!
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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-30-03 @ 10:29 PM
JerseyRich
10-30-2003, 06:30 PM
I can answer that.

No.

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:31 PM
Rooster, should I or shouldn't I?

Beer=should
Kill yourself=shouldn't
Join my cult of obsessive compulsive drunks=should

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:33 PM
R-Unit? What's that?

My newest obsession--will last a few hours.

Rich likes beer because the guy at the distributor pats his ass when he comes in.

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Arienette
10-30-2003, 06:33 PM
did you miss me?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-30-2003, 06:34 PM
Rich, it's not you're choice.

Rooster, I think my boyfriend is gay. Should I worry?

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-30-03 @ 10:37 PM
Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:36 PM
Rooster, I think my boyfriend is gay. Should I worry?

Only if he screams out Freddy during sex--or teddy. DAMN YOU, TEDDY!

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:40 PM
did you miss me?

do bears shite in the woods on rabbits?


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TheGameHHH
10-30-2003, 06:40 PM
Rooster, how many beers should I have?


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Arienette
10-30-2003, 06:43 PM
do bears shite in the woods on rabbits?

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/ariscary.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>imagine what you want, and then hold on to that thought<br>'cause that's as close as it will ever come</center>
Yerdaddy
10-30-2003, 06:44 PM
are you under deep deep deep cover with Mojo?

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:44 PM
Rooster, how many beers should I have?

How many can you have before falling down and hitting yo' head on the coffee teable?


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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:46 PM
are you under deep deep deep cover with Mojo?

I just shat myself


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TheGameHHH
10-30-2003, 06:47 PM
I don't know, but I just smoked a ton of pot.........So how many do you think I should have? They're Molson Ice's, I decided to be Canadain and watch hockey tonight so I got some beers from the great white north to go with the theme of the evening.


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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:49 PM
do bears shite in the woods on rabbits?

Do shit-covered rabbits long for woodland showers?
Yes...WOULDN"T YOU SAY YES!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-30-2003, 06:49 PM
Wanna make out? If Jersey Rich could watch?

I feel dirty!


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Yerdaddy
10-30-2003, 06:50 PM
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

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Captain Rooster
10-30-2003, 06:52 PM
I decided to be Canadain

Smack your sassy self!

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TheGameHHH
10-30-2003, 06:52 PM
i'll make out with you alice


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Yerdaddy
10-30-2003, 06:55 PM
What's a teable?

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JerseyRich
10-30-2003, 07:01 PM
I'd make out with me. That's why I dress up in women's clothes.












Did I just type that?

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JerseyRich
10-30-2003, 07:03 PM
When will Ron and Fez return so we can listen to them in our cars?

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Yerdaddy
10-30-2003, 07:04 PM
Has "Ask Drunken Rooster" jumped the shark, or are you going to turn off your IMs?

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IrishAlkey
10-30-2003, 07:11 PM
Why do you only post here when you're drunk?

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Yerdaddy
10-30-2003, 07:13 PM
Are you going to let Alkey out drunk-thread you with "Are the current mods poopy heads?"

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TheGameHHH
10-30-2003, 07:22 PM
how's LeBron gonna do tonight?


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Gaia
10-30-2003, 09:19 PM
Holy shit!!! Whats up??!!! Missed you!!!
Welcome back!!
:)

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