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Heavy

10-30-2003, 05:22 PM

Seriously.

Get Brett Ware I said!

Right now I had to leave a job because of differences with my fucking boss!

I'll tell ya what pal I'm benching 350 easy, no problem there.

I'll bring all my glasses and shoes with me.

Shut de fuck up!!

Classic shit!

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Snoogans

10-30-2003, 05:25 PM

first you show up 4 hours late, then my family they sick and dyin you talk about Cupons????How can i help you sir????.....SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Tall_James

10-30-2003, 05:27 PM

"He killed Uncle Freddie!!!!"

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billyio

10-30-2003, 05:32 PM

Sue everybody.

I got one of those hotdog stands.

Those wacky early 90s.

See Ya!

Reephdweller

10-30-2003, 05:40 PM

I wrap your head in with a fucking ratchet!

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Snoogans

10-30-2003, 05:42 PM

yea this is kissel, i caught this little mexican pico stealing from me

i play the wrong tune, i go do do la do loola, and he bit me in de eye, poison eye

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Heavy

10-30-2003, 05:49 PM

What kind of a dog is it?

A Rotwieler

And your Rot....no sir i'm sorry I cant help you

Ah jesus christ Eric I could use the help there pal

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Heavy

10-30-2003, 06:07 PM

Honestly the first 2 I know very well. 3 I have and I know it, but not like the first 2. Here we go:

Calling about the ad for lawn furniture in the paper.

Yes

What do you have?

We have lawn chairs.

Thats it?

No, We have other lawn chairs too.
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Ok so If I'm not used to eating a rolled up sandwich that makes it silly, that the route you go down right?
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BAM Yo my name is curly G Cradle rock BAM
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The lawnmower, chainsaw and log splitter.

The lawnmower the chainsaw and log splitter?

Yea.

Boy If I didnt know any better I'd say you were a fucking jackass! You gotta tell me what you want boy!

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NewYorkDragons80

10-30-2003, 06:41 PM

"He tried to give me the Hucklebuck behind the bar stool."

"What do you want a TV on the God-damned thing too?"

"We swab the decks together, we finger each other in the ass, what do you say?"

"I paid shit for that, motherfucker"

"I'll also give you two slaps across your fucking mouth because I like you."

"One of them comes through the fucking window. He thinks he's cute he's playing his fucking games. He fired his friend through the window, he landed in the fucking living room."

"I just wanted to run on the beach and step on piss clams."

"My wife, she's singing the blues cause I'm gonna make this kid have a good time."

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Snoogans

10-30-2003, 06:43 PM

so when we are up on the balloons, i can like throw shit down
-no we cant do that
well im not sayin at people, toss shit at like fuckin cows
-yea i guess you could do that

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Heavy

11-01-2003, 04:18 PM

My legs look like a couple of pounds of chopmeat over here...Pretty soon the dog will be nipping at my with these fucking legs

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FUNKMAN

11-01-2003, 04:29 PM

sizzle-chest

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Snoogans

11-01-2003, 04:33 PM

weed man landscaping
-yea how much you charge
for what sir??
-per gram

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Heavy

11-04-2003, 05:23 PM

Downloaded something off the net. It said Jerky Boys, but I cant confirm it. I almost pissed myself listening to it, fucking Hilarious.

Ring:
K-rock, how can I direct your call?

Gary Delabonte please.

Please hold

Gary: Stern Show

Hi, I'd like to talk to Bob.

Gary: theres no Bob at this extention

Yea there is, Bob, you know Bob?

Gary: um..Bob who?

Bob...babooye!

Gary: Ohh hey you know what, that was pretty good actually

Yea that was good huh, drr

Gary: eh yea great

Ring:

gary: Stern SHow

Yea how do I apply for an internship?

Gary: Um you send us a letter....How old are you?

18, alomst 19

Gary: Where do you go to school?

I came out of somethingerother up in New England

Gary: Wait...you went to college already?

No, no I had a summer thing going on then I came back and im looking for something now so...

Gary: Well I'm actully looking for somebody now, where do you live

I'm staying on the lower Est Side now

Gary:..You're kidding me..

No I'm serious, I was actually told to call you by a friend of yours

Gary: Really? Who?

Oh...what was his name...um....Bob.

Gary: Bababooye (click) (laughter)

A girl calls this time

Ring:

Gary: Starn Show please hold

Secratary: Gary Delabontes desk

Hi I need to talk gary please..

Secratary: garys in a meeting right now

Please put him on I really need to talk to him its important

Secratary: One moment please

Gary: Hi Barbara

Hi Gary, is Jeff Norris there?

Gary: Who is this?

Its Barbera

Gary: Barbara who?

Barbara...BOOYE!

HAHAHA!!!

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JustJon

11-04-2003, 05:38 PM

I'm going to sue for punitive damages

and yes, those calls are real. They did those for their appearance on Stern years ago and they were played on air during the show.

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Heavy

11-04-2003, 05:49 PM

What CD were they on? I think they had 4, 5 maybe 6, but I only know the first 3

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ORACLE NEVER!!!

JustJon

11-05-2003, 06:36 AM

What CD were they on? I think they had 4, 5 maybe 6, but I only know the first 3

They did those for their appearance on Stern years ago and they were played on air during the show.

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A.J.

11-05-2003, 06:40 AM

"I can't see...so good."

"It's tearing the ass out of me."

"I was drinking and speeding up and down the street."

"I work on race cars. I'll work circles around you."

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SuperClerk

11-05-2003, 06:43 AM

-My ass looks like ricotta cheese in a plastic bag.

-I'm kinda old now. I have to soak my feet and hands in Epsom Salt.

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KCfromDC

11-05-2003, 06:45 AM

"And then Peter looked back to make sure that it was lined up with his ass properly and, oh my god, it hit him right in the fucking eye..."

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