What was your worst Halloween costume?

[Reephdweller]

I was watching my niece in her Halloween costume the other day and it got me thinking about Halloween back when I was kid. There was this one year where I had no money at all for a costume so I improvised and created this rediculous thing out of several different costumes. Plus I had fake blood and other make up. To put it blunt, it looked fucking retarded.

What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? It can be from when you were a kid to now...whatever.

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[Snoogans]

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[SatCam]

Probably my homemade white poweranger costume from when I was 5 or 6.

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[walking joint]

i can't say it was the worst costume, but when i was young they all sucked. i would wear the mask that had the very uncomfortable band on it...then for the rest of my costume they give you what looks like a long bib. it was hard to be R2D2 or a storm trooper in one of those and be taken seriously...no matter how cool the gun i carried around with me was.

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[Tall_James]

It wasn't the worst costume but I remember when it was socially acceptable to dress as a hobo. You'd put on your Dad's oldest jacket and burn a cork to get a five o'clock shadow. You'd get a stick and wrap up a bandana on the end and voila...you're a hobo.

Every since the homeless got lobbyists Halloween hasn't been the same.


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[Arienette]

i had a couple of bad ones in high school. one year, i had these electric blue doc martin boots, which inspired my costume. i was blue for halloween. that's right people, i wore all blue, and i was blue.

another year, my friends and i were on a ska kick and had gone to see the mighty might bosstones. so we dressed up as them. i was nate, because he's the cutest. i had this godawful combination of about five different plaid garments going on. it was not pretty.

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[Tall_James]

i had this godawful combination of about five different plaid garments going on. it was not pretty

I did the same thing in the '70s, however I was Derek from the Bay City Rollers. He was without a doubt the ugliest of that ugly bunch.


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[Snoogans]

i musta been the laziest little shit, i just put on a hockey jersey every year and went on the injured list

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[JohnnyCash]

It didnt matter if they were good or not because I always had to wear my jacket over it anyway.


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[ChickenHawk]

One year I was Crazy Teabag Man. Yes, if you're familiar with the Adam Sandler bit on SNL, you know what I'm talking about. I just took a teabag, wedged the string in between my botton front teeth, and walked around with a bag of tea hanging from my mouth. Then I walked around telling people "Hey, I'm Crazy Teabag Man... Gimme some candy."

This was the sad result of A) being broke, and B) not realizing Halloween was coming up until Halloween.

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[fluffernutter]

The one year I went as King Diamond and my one friend went as Gene Simmons. Now Gene's make-up is pretty easy to do and I decided to go with the latter day King which was VERY intricate. Needless to say, I fucked it up badly and looked like a blind lady who had put on make-up.

We were a bit baked and went from house to house and got the candy and this one ladys house we went a little nutso with the blood capsules. Her whole porch was covered after she didn't give us enough candy and we ran like bandits after we did it.

One year I also dressed up as a cheerleader. That explains ALOT!

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[shamus mcfitzy]

The last year that I went trick or treating (maybe when I was 12) I put on the eminem shirt that says "My name is slim shady" and put on the clown nose that my sister didn't want to wear. Then I just would demand candy and say that I was "insane" if anyone asked me what i was. I was sad

[gone]

when i was really young i got this idea out of a magazine.. i got a black sweat suit covered it cereal boxes and fake blood and stuck knives in the boxes.. i was the "cereal killer" this didnt go over big with the middle school kids....

then in high school one year i went as Ginger Fish from marilyn manson.. that was bad..

my best one was the year i went as the morning wood fairy... that was fun!

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[monsterone]

I went as King Diamond



you rock fluff. i always wanted to do that but couldn't ever get anyone to do the make. and how ironic, remember when gene sued king?

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[reeshy]

A couple of years ago, I got dressed up as Loius XIV, with the powdered wig and knickers. Me and my friends got toasted and drove down to the Halloween Parade in the Village!!! Good idea, huh? Well, I got gang-banged by a bunch of leather queens and well, you know...come to think of it...it wasn't that bad!

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[DJEvelEd]

I put on a thong, stuffed a big black afro wig down there so there was madd hair sticking out of the thong front and back, I hung a red dripping tampon between my legs, put chunks of brown paint around my ass, and white paint chunks on my stomach & chin. VIOLA! European Woman!









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[Tall_James]

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[furie]

E.T. platic mask and costume. my mother bought it for me at corvettes cirrca 1982.


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[mikeyboy]

Here was my laziest costume. I put on suit pants, dress shirt and a tie. I put an Orioles jersey over the shirt and wore an Orioles cap. I was:

"High priced free agent at the press conference announcing his signing"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Here was my laziest costume.


My laziest costume:

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Ralph Wiggum dressed as Idaho.

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