Litter Box Liner appreciation thread

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm not one to start apprecition threads willy-nilly, but this simple product has improved my home life.

I have 3 cats (yes, one birthday and one cat away from being the Crazy Cat Lady) and 1 litterbox. The liner has it's own drawstring, so when one cat gets a little too vocal about the state of his and/or her potty, I just collect it and toss it in the garbage.

No fuss. No muss!

Cat owners, you know what I'm talking about!

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[serVice]

i've tried those, and even when i had the cats seperated and each had their own box, they both managed to rip them to shreds, which negated the entire purpose of them. They seem like they'd be great though, but if i can't get ones made from kryptonite to keep them from ripping, i just can't use them, and have to go the old fashioned route, which sucks. But i definitely see where you're coming from on them.

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[Mike Teacher]

I own three cats, but not because I like animals. I actually enjoy having Boxes of Shit spread throughout the place.

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[sr71blackbird]

I agree Miss Fuzzybutt, the one I use to use when I had my mongrel was kind of the material of a diaper and her claws wouldnt puncture it. I never liked the powdery litter though because it made a mess. Great invention! Thank God Im catless now! Now, if they can make something that makes water changes for aquatic frogs easier.....

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[high fly]

(sigh)

My cat is trained to shit outdoors.

He's an animal!

That's what animals should do.

No strain, no pain!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My cats tend to shred them too, but I change them about once a week so it's not so bad.

And, Mike Teacher, I understand. All my dog-owner friends make fun of me for keeping a box of shit in my apartment. My only retort? "Yeah, well, I'll think about you walking your dog in a foot of snow/torrential downpour as a roll over in my nice, warm, comfy bed."


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

*appreciAtion

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[ChickenHawk]

Now no one can say SHIT about my lint filter thread. ;p

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[SuperClerk]

My cat has a very sick habit. He runs out of the bathroom at full speed before he finishing crapping. He then leaves a trail of little brown marbles in his path. Then he will proceed to drag his ass across my living room rug. Helluva pet.

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[GrimSanity]

i use the littermate box for my cat. i works great i just empty a cantaner and thats it. and i help the smell too.

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[KC2OSO]

Super is that cat wormed?

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[Death Metal Moe]

I was gonna bring that up Grim Sanity. Glad you talked about it.

His litterbox cleans itself into a disposable container that closes itself. Awesome.

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[SuperClerk]

My cat is very healthy. He's just a fucking lunatic.

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[Death Metal Moe]

True story.

My friend had a basement room next to the family laundry area, and the cat's litterbox was also there.

So he was too lazy or drunk to climb the stairs to use the shitter and dropped a log in the litter box. So his father was pissed when he had to clean the box that there was a human sized shit in there.

So what does my friend do? HE BLAMES ME! And for some unknown reason, He believed him! So for a long time he looked at me funny. What a PUNK!

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[angrymissy]

My cats are retarded and can't use the box the right way. I have 3 cats and 2 boxes right now... the thing is they crap in the box, and then instead of scratching the litter to cover their crap, they instead scratch the side of the box for at least 10 minutes making lots and lots of noise and never covering their crap. One of them is doing it right now... standing with back paws in the litter, and standing up and scratching the cover of the box instead of the litter.

I had the littermaid automatic box and I didn't like it. The motor was incredibly loud, and my cats left huge pee clumps in it that would jam that stupid rake thing that moves the shit into the container. Evenutally the cats wouldn't use it anymore because they would freak out every time that motor ran. They'd hide under the bed and stare at it. I spent like $250 on it too.

I really really want this litterbox that you hook up to the plumbing in your house, and then once the cats shit, this sensor closes the box, rinses it with really hot water and flushes away all the pee and crap. It uses this special litter that the water washes.

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im deathly allergic to cats and i gag every time i smell an unclean litter box.. but funny part.. I LOVE CATS...

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[TheGameHHH]

maybe if the world rid itself of satan's creatures, aka cats, none of you would have this stupid liter box problem.


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[grlNIN]

the thing is they crap in the box, and then instead of scratching the litter to cover their crap, they instead scratch the side of the box for at least 10 minutes making lots and lots of noise and never covering their crap.


My cat does that too, she's such a wench.

I don't even know how to go about repremanding her for it either because if i hold her to the box and smack her lightly she'll think she's doing something wrong by USING the box and then proceed to shit and piss everywhere else.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Moe,

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. But, man, you hang out with scumbags!

My cat Alice scratches at the sides of the litter box too. The boys don't. They are very good about burying their poop.

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[high fly]

My cat, you know, the one trained to shit outdoors so I don't have the problems everyone else has-- weeeeell, he's not perfect about it.

Twice now, in 6 years, he's shit, excuse me, shat in the house.

The first time, I put my foot so far up his ass, he didn't even think about doing it again for years.That pretty much constituted his training--- that and me shoving his face into it.

So anyway, about 2 years ago, I guess I pissed him off about something. I didn't get home till late that night and it was after 2 in the morning before I got everything done and I could crash for the night.
I was exhausted, completely spent.
I dragged myself into the bedroom and right away it was: "(sniff sniff sniff) Something stinks in here. Damn, smells like shit. Maybe it's a fart. (sniff sniff) No, it's not one of mine.
"Hey Whitey, did you fart? (sniff) Yeah, you farted, you little shit! Whoooooo! Cancel the exterminator!
"I'm proud of you, boy; when you fart, you fart!
"Whew! That's rank.
"I think I'm a little jealous."
Whitey was acting kinda funny, so as I stripped for bed, I got to thinking that maybe he hadn't farted and really had shit somewhere. But no, I had him trained, right?
I looked all over the place, weary as I was, but I couldn't find shit (hey! a pun!).
Finally the fatigue overtook me and I decided it must have been a string of especially potent farts, plus a half can of Lysol seemed to work ok.
I was in the arms of Morpheus immediately when my head hit the pillow.
Later on that same damned smell woke me up.
"Whew! You nasty cat!
"Did you let go again?"
Rather than lay on the foot of the bed like usual, he was up under the dresser. That night I was missing all the clues.
I got up and sprayed Lysol around the room again and went back to bed.
This happened again and I used up the rest of the brand new big can of Lysol Pine Scent.
The alarm went off and before I was out of my dream, there was that fucking smell again!
It seemed even more concentrated this time, like a night's fermenting had increased it's potency.
"You bastard! I know you've shit somewhere!"
He just cowered deeper back under the dresser, looking not only just scared and guilty, but somehow, strangely satisfied.
"If you've shit around here, I'll kill your ass!
"Damn, that's just evil, that smell is straight from the pits of hell itself!
"Uggghhhh!"
So the search was on again and I tore the place apart, but still couldn't find shit!
Now the cat was by the door, wanting to go out, desperately.
Finally, I went back to the bed, following the scent and when I pulled back the blanket, there it was!
Yep, that's right, the sonovabitch had crawled between the covers to shit -- to really hit me where I live.
I grabbed his ass up, holding all four legs tight and shoved his face into it, just grinding his mug in there, getting it all up his nose and all.
Then I took him over by the door and drop kicked his ass about 20 feet into the side of my truck.
There has been no repeat performance, but you know, he doesn't know it, but I kinda gotta hand it to the little guy for having such moxie.

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This message was edited by high fly on 10-30-03 @ 6:57 PM

[angrymissy]

I grabbed his ass up, holding all four legs tight and shoved his face into it, just grinding his mug in there, getting it all up his nose and all.
Then I took him over by the door and drop kicked his ass about 20 fee into the side of my truck.


You shouldn't be allowed to own a cat you sick disgusting fuck. Your cat has an accident TWICE in SIX FUCKING YEARS and you feel the need to physically abuse it? You make me sick. You need to be the once getting dropkicked into the side of a truck.

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[hyperspace]

they make liners for these things????? i just dump the cat litter in a garbage bag and replace it 2 times a week.

[high fly]

Go ahead MISSY, let's see you sleep all night with cat shit in your bed, get up, discover it, and keep your cool.

Plus, I treat my cat well in other ways.
AND I gave him props at the end of the story.


Not only that, but the best thing for you, ANGRYMISSY would be to spend some quality time with ME.
Not only would you learn how to properly train your cat, but obviously you are in need of a little discipline yourself.


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This message was edited by high fly on 10-30-03 @ 7:55 PM

[grlNIN]

Plus, I treat my cat well in other ways.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Not only that, but the best thing for you, ANGRYMISSY would be to spend some quality time with ME.

Not only would you learn how to properly train your cat, but obviously you are in need of a little discipline yourself.



Do you treat your cat the way you treat women? If so, I'd poop in your bed toute suite!

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-30-03 @ 9:19 PM

[sr71blackbird]

That was the funniest thing I read in a week!

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[angrymissy]

Go ahead MISSY, let's see you sleep all night with cat shit in your bed, get up, discover it, and keep your cool.

I think I've discovered cat shit practically everywhere at one time or another... My last apartment stunk because I had an unfixed kitten in there for a while. I've gone to work and realized my cat pissed on my shirt... was I pissed? Sure. Did I beat my cat? Nope. I would never be able to beat a defenseless animal for doing something as minor as having an accident in the house.

Plus, I treat my cat well in other ways.

What, you beat it then feed it treats? Wow, that really makes up for kicking it.

Not only that, but the best thing for you, ANGRYMISSY would be to spend some quality time with ME.

No thank you. If I ever saw you hurting an animal, you wouldn't want to be around me.

Not only would you learn how to properly train your cat, but obviously you are in need of a little discipline yourself.


My cats are perfectly trained. The only thing they do is shed. Maybe I should beat them for that even though its not their fault...

I don't need any discipline from a man who gets his jollies from kicking the shit out of his cat. I don't need any discipline period.

You disgust me. If I knew your name I'd report you to the ASPCA in 2 seconds... why do you even bother having a cat if you're going to abuse it?

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[hyperspace]

ok i know this is a serious topic and i love animals but all this discipline talk is making me horny. STOP IT!!!

[high fly]

What, you beat it and then feed it treats?

No, then he wouldn't get the message.



I've discovered cat shit just about everywhere

Maybe that's why you're so angry.





My cats are perfectly trained




My cat pissed on my shirt




I've discovered cat shit just about everywhere


Perfectly trained, huh?
I don't have these problems because I dealt with them effectively twice in 6 years.
These are the only times I've had to use corporal punishment on my cat.

For exaggeration, you deserve a good spanking, MISSY
For ruining an apartment by letting your cat piss and shit all over the place and then call it "minor ", shows a lack of good sense, which merits another spanking.



And no fair if you like it.

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[FUNKMAN]

we have 3 cats and two boxes... i'll scoop for a week or so while adding a little more litter after each scooping... then i'll use a 'tall' kitchen bad and slip it around one end of the box and pour the contents in...

i could see where the liner would help avoid the cleanup of any moist litter sticking to the bottom of the box...

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[golfcourseguy]

When we had cats I put a layer of a newspaper ( 4 or 6 sheets) between the liner and the litter.
-no more rips and just toss weekly.

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[Stalker Patti]

I do it the easy way with my Evi, a 22 month old calico: Clumping cat litter that clumps solid when she makes on it, I get the shovel, and scoop it away into a plastic bag! I only need to change the box once a month as only the section she goes on has to be removed! When most of the litter is gone, I simply remove it and refill the box gain!