A kid took a crap in the urinal

[S-man]

This is sick, i go into the bathroom at CW Post the janitor cleaned it right after I saw it,,,,What sick f would do such a thing, I feel sorry for the man that had to clean it up, I wanted to throw up.

[Mike Teacher]

IMAGINE THAT I...

1. Go to basement

2. Grab Dumb and Dumber DVD

3. Insert in Computer

4. Scroll to bathroom scene with Jeff Daniels sitting on Urinal reading newspaper

5. Use DVD Capture device

6. Use Adobe PhotoShop to shrink screen capture

7. Upload to my ISP FTP Space

9. Post to Ron Fez dot Net with Witty Retort

there, saved myself all that work

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[Mike Teacher]

[goes to edit post, cant... goes to practice writing the numbers from 1 to 10 in correct sequence...]

[mikeyboy]

2. Grab Dumb and Dumber DVD

3. Insert in Computer

4. Scroll to bathroom scene with Jeff Daniels sitting on Urinal reading newspaper


I think you're thinking of Randy Quaid in "Kingpin".

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[Mike Teacher]

ok i now am literally in hell because now that i think about it maybe the movie was kingpin and the bathroom scene was with quaid instead, so now i fucked my first post and then went to correct it and couldn't so i fucked the second post and now this is a triple fucked post mommy mommy mommy make it go away

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[Mike Teacher]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

[DJEvelEd]

S-Man. I've been looking for the website for this for years. Did you take a picture? Was it fully formed? Hanging over the side? Was it as beautiful as I know it can be? Did you touch it? Did it smell?









Did you pee a yellow hole into the brown and make cloudy green? If not, why?

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[Fallon]

ok i now am literally in hell because now that i think about it maybe the movie was kingpin and the bathroom scene was with quaid instead
Yeah, Jeff Danials did poop in Dumb and Dumber, but it was in Lauran Hollys non-working toilet.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

I put a curse on Mike the Teacher for faux-mocking me about editing posts. Just wanted to put that out there.....

that used to happen all the time in my elementary school. I don't know what the appeal of crapping in a urinal is, but it was never funny, just kinda nauseating. That probably started me on the anti-humanity slant i'm firmly in now.

[sr71blackbird]

It was Kingpin, very funny scene! Next, the guy will probably pee in the toilet, the bastard!!

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[Reephdweller]

Yeah, it was Kingpin, one of my favorite movies.

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[Mike Teacher]

Yeah, Jeff Danials did poop in Dumb and Dumber, but it was in Lauran Hollys non-working toilet.


Yes! That was it. Turbo Lax.

Some of my synapses are still filled with malt hops and bong resin.

Is it just me or was Kingpin just laugh out loud funny? It's definitely sick pathetic humor, but the first time i watched it i was actually laughing like an idiot. dont know why that kind of humor slays me.

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[mumbles] '...gonna go brush my teeth...'

I'm sorry, but that is killing me right now. Wackojob.

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[DJEvelEd]

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[TheMojoPin]

Happens at my store every few months.

It's usually the same retarded kid.

Poopies.

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[FUNKMAN]

you sure that just wasn't a brown colored urinal cake...

two words that should never be put together, Urinal and Cake...

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[Hottub]

Click here, if you dare! (http://urinalpoop.org/)

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[shamus mcfitzy]

wow, the people who crapped for that website definitely did not use a "covert strike" because if the chose THOSE dumps to put in the urinal, then they're gay. I know whenever I see crap in a urinal, it's usually extremely well-formed and almost artful. Those are pussies dumps. Faggots........