Should D.C. change it's name?

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't know about you, but I think the District of Columbia is due for a name change. I mean we all LOVE America and junk, but that DC thing is just not cutting the POP mustard anymore.

So what of it? How about something kewl like Asskickerville or Land of the Gland or Monumentmania or sometrippy shit like Where the Wind walks with the Water? Makes ya think.

Maybe something in your face and reality based like Totally Hidden Capitol or The Ted Kennedy Experiment.

Even a gameshow like Who Wants to be a Senator, The Wheel of Legislation or The Newly Elected Game.

How about something to emphasize the wacky nature of your town like Capitol Capers?

Are any of these Popping? Maybe not, but I bet you wacky bastards can think up something better! Let's shoot the shit!

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[TheGameHHH]

Washington D.C. should drop the D.C., recognize itself as a state and be referred to as Washington Deux


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[reeshy]

How 'bout "Homo Haven"?????

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[Mike Teacher]

Moe has a point. If you listen, there's a WJFK promo where Howard asks a stripper what the 'D.C.' stood for, and she gets it, and they are surprised.

District of Colombia is a little weird, I mean, who is Colombia?

How About

Washington, T.P.Y.C.A.S.T.B.W.P.T.

Wahington, That Place You Can Always See The Big White Pointy Thing


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[A.J.]

One of the names proposed for DC if it were to become its own state was "New Columbia".

Personally, I like the name it was given by P-Funk back in the '70s: "Chocolate City"!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Asskickerville would rock!

I'd like to submit:

Roneapolis and Fezuquerque

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[Death Metal Moe]

I just thought. Leae it DC, but change it to the District of the Cosmic Circus! Or change it to DK to it could be David Kinison. Gotta drop the Lee to make it 2 letters. Hmm, naa. I don't like that. The Lee is needed.

Or just change it to AJDC for AJ who lives in the DC area.

We've GOT to come up with something great, then E-mail it to Washington!

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[Spoil-Sport]

Washington Marvel?

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