Uncle Hottub's Words of Wisdom

[Hottub]

OK you young' un's, gather 'round.
Uncle hottub is going to share with you his words of wisdom

I am going to tell you of the 3 most important things than an adult has, and must cherish, like a newborn infant;



Your Credit
Your driving record
Your teeth and gums


Trust my experience and wisdom when I tell you of these precious gifts. And do not forget!

If any of you other "old-timers" have anything that you can impart on these whippersnappers, please add to my list.

Good Night, and God Bless.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'm only 25, but I have one I learned.

BE YOURSELF. EVERYWHERE.

Being yourself is so important in life. What happens when you try to be someone else, and when you finally get to know people, and you're someone else? People get pissed.

Even if you're not that great, be yourself.

AND DON'T FUCKING LIE!!!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh, and don't allow yourself to be brought down by associating with people who are bad influences on you.

I had to dissasociate myself with about 5 friends of mine I hung out with in High School because they were shoplifting assholes.

People who are on their way down or just down there will drag you down too. Only associate yourself with good people. Even if that means you only have a few friends. I had 2 friends for YEARS. Only recently through this messageboard did I start to meet more decent people.

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[SuperClerk]

I agree with you Moe. But you forgot 3 very important ones.

-The Lord loves a working man.
-Never trust Whitey.
-See a doctor and get rid of it.

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Another WWFallon joint

[Mike Teacher]

Uncle Hottub's Words of Wisdom


Shit i thought this was announcing the new saturday night show on WJFK...

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[Hottub]

Shit i thought this was announcing the new saturday night show on WJFK...


Hey, maybe they will give me a show, It can't be any worse than what is on now.

PS Good info Moe.

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