My lovelife/life stinks....

[Kewlkat]

Just thought I would do a quick update. Things have gotten ugly out here in WA and I will be gettin outta here n going to CO. Just wanted to let those of u who care know that I am safe. CCyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! :8|:

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P.S. Asswhack!!
thnx to DMM

[StupidGirlllll]

Mine too...we should start a club..

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[A.J.]

My lovelife is stillborn.

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[DarkHippie]

or a faction.

i hope things work out in the Rockies, sweetie. You know where to reach me.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I feel your pain Ladyray. Somedays it feels like all I have left in the world is my pain to keep me going. And just when it hurts so much you can barely stand it, you get some more.

You have my sympathy, but we know it's ultimatly worthless. No one's sympathy has ever changed anything.

Be Strong.

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hugs all around!!!!

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~Pax Et FuX~
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[Yerdaddy]

Come on guys. She's not sucidal, she just needs some D





















enver.


PART GOOD

PART BAD

THAT'S THE TRUE ESSENCE OF MAN.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Death Metal Moe]

Thanks Ink, but hugs can't fix problems like that.

Life is so depressing and pointless. We're all out there looking for love in a cold world. Most of us will never find it in the form we want. Happiness is so fleeting. All the happy times in your life can't comfort you when you're in that bad place, all alone and begging whoever is listening to help you somehow.

And happy days, Christmas is coming! What a glorious holiday to not share with the one you don't love because they don't exist!

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ok that just shot down my optimism...

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[Mike Teacher]

sheeesh me too!

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[Mike Teacher]

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It's gonna soar
I don't care for any casanova thing
All I can say is
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

I've been through diamonds
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks

(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

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[DarkHippie]

Life is so depressing and pointless. We're all out there looking for love in a cold world. Most of us will never find it in the form we want. Happiness is so fleeting. All the happy times in your life can't comfort you when you're in that bad place, all alone and begging whoever is listening to help you somehow.

Emo Moe?

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[mdr55]

And happy days, Christmas is coming! What a glorious holiday to not share with the one you don't love because they don't exist!


And New Year's too.

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

[Death Metal Moe]

Wouldn't that just be EMoe Hippie?

And New Years isn't that depressing for me mdr cause I'm not a drinker and wouldn't be partying that night anyway.

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[JohnnyCash]

Moe-you should host a kids show. You sound perfect for it. Lots of cheer!

Always remeber the Man In Black.

[Snoogans]

just remember no matter how bad it gets, there are always mind altering drugs to make you forget.

on the serious side, it sucks to have anything bad, and ive found the best thing to do is to talk to your friends as much as you can, spend as much time with them as you can.

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EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Death Metal Moe]

Moe-you should host a kids show. You sound perfect for it. Lots of cheer!


Hey kids, it's your old pal MOE again! Do we all have our bottles of Jack Daniels out there in TV land?

OK! So let's take another painful trip down memory lane to that girl Moe never asked out in High School. Could that have been his one chance at happiness that he let slip through his fingers? I mean she WANTED to go to the prom with him, but he was "Too Cool" to go to a "Gay Prom" so he deciced to skip out and leave her hanging.

Bot, I hope this was worth Looking Cool! Yea, we really showed them! I bet everyone we didn't like in High School is sitting there in their homes saying 'BOY! Did Moe show US by not coming to our Prom!"

Now kids, before part 2 entitled "Loving People you SHOULDN'T", the Jack comes in. Anyone got pills? Extra Credit!

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[grlNIN]

*uncomfortable silence*

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[JohnnyCash]

Um, we could always rethink the kids show.

Always remeber the Man In Black.

[A.J.]

Moe-you should host a kids show. You sound perfect for it. Lots of cheer!


Hey kids, it's your old pal MOE again! Do we all have our bottles of Jack Daniels out there in TV land?

OK! So let's take another painful trip down memory lane to that girl Moe never asked out in High School. Could that have been his one chance at happiness that he let slip through his fingers? I mean she WANTED to go to the prom with him, but he was "Too Cool" to go to a "Gay Prom" so he deciced to skip out and leave her hanging.

Bot, I hope this was worth Looking Cool! Yea, we really showed them! I bet everyone we didn't like in High School is sitting there in their homes saying 'BOY! Did Moe show US by not coming to our Prom!"

Now kids, before part 2 entitled "Loving People you SHOULDN'T", the Jack comes in. Anyone got pills? Extra Credit!

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Damn, that took me back almost 20 years.

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[hyperspace]

look on the bright side the food here is pretty damm good and there's porn!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, the food is great.

I gotta stop coming in this thread. I get depressed everytime I read it.

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[me0wy]

I don't know if i should be relieved or sad that I'm not the only one with a messed up everything...

Sorry to hear that everyone's having such crappy lives...but things will get better..it always does, somehow.

No matter how much life gets you down..always remember to smile! :)

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meow..

[Death Metal Moe]

me0wy. It's not possible to keep that cheery disposition for very long.

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[KC2OSO]

Most of us will never find it in the form we want


Could you be more correct?

It's an ideal. A search for perfection and SOME or MOST of us will NEVER find it and will settle relenting that there's no point in going through life alone...

To personalize it:
"Instead, I will piss away my time on earth trying to get that other person to love us in the "right way."

I know I never will. I'm too friggin demanding and it's just goddamned impossible anyway.

BUT - HELLOOOOO!?! The other person can't see inside your head and look at your perfect image of a relationship. The image took ~30 years to make (in my case).

The love your mom or dad gave you. A girl/boyfriend. That first...

::uncomfortable silence follows::

Sincerely - Jack Handey

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[Death Metal Moe]

I know you're right Fester, but all I have left some days is my self pity. Let me have that, at least.

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[KC2OSO]

listening to "Pure" by The Lightning Seeds...

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[EndangeredFeces]

Shut up Moe! You fucking fairy! Get over yourself!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Cry some more. Do you think I care about your life? You even sound bored talking about your own life.

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[Bama]

Endangered feces rules. Only he could put Moe in his place.

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YANKEES SUCK

[KC2OSO]

This thread has reached maximum softness. Disperse!

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[shellcreatives]

My love life is complicated. I'm dating a woman, seriously involved with a man, and still single/picking up chicks in bars...

A guy walks into a bar. I forgot the punchline, but your mother's a whore...

[DJEvelEd]

I was FINALLY broken up with my girl for 2 weeks, until she called me Wednesday and said "Oh Edward, I'm sorry, I Love you, I'm sorry, I need you, please give me massage ." FINE! I give her a great oil massage/oral/orgasm/sperm everywhere. Then she leaves and I'm back to waiting for her to call again. I was supposed to take her kid TrickorTreating but she's back to NOT calling me. This is the most fucked up relationship I've ever been in. I HATE being in love with this woman!


Good luck LadyRay, I hope you're doing better than me and my disfunctional relationship.

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[Heavy]

How could I have missed this gem?


I hope this chears yous up:


This Romeo is bleeding
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up.

It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I give up.

Now I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be
Well I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby that's just me.

And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme
And I know when I die you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you always.

Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh
Some that made us cry
One that made you have to say good bye.

What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
To touch your lips to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes I'm just a man.

When he holds you close
When he pulls you near
When he says the words
You've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him with those words of mine
To say to you till the end of time.

And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
If you told me to cry for you I could
If you told me to die for you I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these words to you.

Well there ain't no luck in these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams and our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines.

And I will love you baby always
And I'll be there forever and a day always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme
And I know when I die you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you always.


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[Bill From Yorktown]

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