COSMIC BREAKDOWN Cigar Sid Suspended!

[TheCosmicCircus]

The NYC show sounded great! congrats. I wish things went that well over at Bridges Fri night. This was supose to be our big break...(again).... However , The Cosmic Circus was once again DERAILED by dramatic circumstances that prevented us from performing to the best of our ability.
1- Cigar Sid backed out of the Bridges appearence 2 hours before showtime after explaining to us that he had a bad case of "pink eye"----
2- David Lee Kinison & Perrynoid set asside their personal differences and still showed up.. As usual Kinison was intoxicated when Perry picked him up.. The 2 circus members disapeared for an hour and showed up hammered at Bridges. Thus ending Perrynoids 30 days of sobriety..
The only member of the Circus who qualified ...was the lovely Cherrynoid who was brought in at the last minute to save the day by deep throating a 10 inch banana.
Kinison tried to perform but the deejay at bridges wouldnt even turn the music down, so Kinison was singing Elvis over the techno rave music...(what a mess)
All in all it was a nice turn out & The Cosmic Circus DID meet some new fans!
JDubs & Melissa really had the party rockin' and The Circus wanted to thank all involved for a magical night... (except for sid..who let us down...again.)

The last straw broke the camels back Saturday night when The Cosmic Circus TRIED to record a show from the Fairfax Breezeway Motel.
David Lee Kinison was a no show for the second Saturday in a row & by the time Perrynoid arrived, Cigar Sid had almost finished a bottle of Jack Daniels HIMSELF..
He was obviously too drunk to do a show...and showed no visible traces of PINK EYE.. While a sober Perry (back on the wagon) was setting up the studio in room 104 and trying to enjoy the world serries on tv, Sid asked for a ride to WJFK claiming
"lets chop down the treehouse" a refrence to invading the new JDubs show.. Perry refused claiming " we have no bussiness being there, we cant go to WJFK everynight and bother every show!!"
Sid ignored Perrynoid and WALKED to the station.. Falling numerous times and cutting and bruising his knees up. Sid left Perry alone in the room for over 2 hours.
After the game, Perry went looking for Sid but no luck...
by 12:30 am Cherrynoid, Cigar Sid & Perrynoid were all back in room 104 screaming & yelling and throwing bottles & trashing the room.
Sid then began to verbally attack his broadcast idol Fez ...
Then it all made sense... Sid NEVER had pink eye... Sid had boycotted the R&F/Jdubs Bridges event due Fezzy choosing David Lee Kinison as his favorite circus member & was so hurt and upset over this, that he had spent the entire weekend drinking away his blooze..
His vile , angry & hurtful comments were recorded and are expected to be posted on www.perrynoid.com very soon...
Perrynoid & The Cosmic Circus would like to serriously apologize to JDubs & The Treehouse for having to deal with Sid AND to The Ron and Fez Show , especialy to Fez, for Sids comments.. The audio has been fowarded to The Ron and Fez show..
most likely these comments will NEVER see the light of day..(due to the viciousness)
The rest of the Circus does not condone Sids recent breakdown and has SUSPENDED Cigar Sid from The Circus for 1 week and has requested that he stay away from wjfk for 7 days at the least.
The rest of the Cosmic Circus has absolutely NOTHING to do with Sid's rage towards Fez.. In fact we are siding with Fezzy on this one..
Stay tuned to The Cosmic Circus at www.perrynoid.com for more updates and news on this situation..
One thing is for sure, The ENTIRE Cosmic Circus WILL be at Dave & Busters on NOV 14th for The Ron & Fez Big Ass Gong Show.


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This message was edited by TheCosmicCircus on 10-27-03 @ 11:39 AM

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I still do not understand the point of this whole cosmic circus thing. Would someone care to explain it to me?

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[high fly]

It's a circus and it's cosmic, y'know?


Like, far out, man.....

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[NoBones]

Am I the only person who doesn't gave a shit? I am so bored with the whole Cosmic Circus thing.


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[Reephdweller]

I still do not understand the point of this whole cosmic circus thing. Would someone care to explain it to me?



Thank you, I thought I was the only one.

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[Snoogans]

alkey and silera just did this to plug YMB.

see through this people, we recorded crazy sid and are putting it on www.obviously this is a joke to plug the cosmiccircus.com

i cant buy this, there is no way everything went down that way and too many holes. did sid make it to the station, how did he and cherry and you end up back at the room if you couldnt find him.

nice try dude

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[TheCosmicCircus]

I still do not understand the point of this whole cosmic circus thing. Would someone care to explain it to me?


I would be happy to explain -

The Cosmic Circus is a fake radio show hosted by fans of a "real" radio show- The Ron and Fez show.

The show is hosted by Perrynoid & Cigar Sid. Other cast members include David "ELfish" Kinison and The lovely Cherrynoid (who came up with the idea ..so blame her for the madness ;) )

The show is taped over the weekend usualy at the Breezeway Motel in Fairfax - and posted on the official website of the Cosmic Circus at www.Perrynoid.com

NOTHING is off topic for these misfit wannabees...
They spend a lot of time discussing other radio shows & expressing their oppinions on a variety of issues..
The Ron and Fez show and WJFK have nothing to do with The Cosmic Circus other than R&F allowing us to invade the studios from time to time to promote their show.
It's a sneak peak, a behind the scenes look at what price 4 quirky radiophiles are willing to pay to reach their destiny: A WEEKEND SHOW ON WJFK.

They will not give up. They will not be discouraged by reality, or the closed doors that greet their face at every turn, they simply barricade themselves in a motel room and vent - record it & post it..

as far as the critics go who say things like- "nobody gives a shit. I'm borred with the cosmic circus thing
"
thank you. it is people like you , that drive us..
it is people like you that will make OUR dream a reality someday.. It is people like you who only THINK you dont care about the Cosmic Circus when in fact,your posting in a Cosmic thread... we have ALREADY won YOU over..

we are grateful for every person borred enuff or currious enough to ask us questions, download our show, call in and speak to us when we are on the air with Ron and Fez,

we owe a lot of people eternal thanks and gratitude- for their inspiration , kindness, advice and sex-

The Ron and Fez show, WJFK, Satcam, W.Hall, Ben the janitor, Crazy Jen & mark, El Jefe's hideout, RonFez.net, The Fairfax County Police Dept, Jack Daniels, Skoal, Coke a Cola, DR.Pepper, Combos,
JDubs, New Rory, THE BREEZEWAY MOTEL, 29 Diner, Lazlo, (the real punk rock Jen & The Goons)

Love the one you hate

[Snoogans]

first off perry, stop sayin them, its you, we dont need any third person, your not shaq.
2, we know this is a plug. nobody is suspended, no one is mad, its cheap publicity. just admit that and whore like a normal person

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[TheCosmicCircus]

first off perry, stop sayin them, its you, we dont need any third person,

The Perrynoid doesnt understand what you mean.
The events did take place.. They ( the circus) does want people to know about the show and website.
So I guess they do whore out. They do not SELL anything on their site.. They Plug this board, wjfk and anyone else who helps promote their fake radio show..
They are fans of radio who took an idea and ran with it and it's catching on.
I know a lot of people are upset and jealous and for that all I can do is laugh.
If you dont like the cosmic circus , We can dig that..
We are not everyones bag of dope...so change the station..

if we were 3rd rate, talentless rip off artists, we would wouldnt pull a weak story like CRAZY SID out of our hat... we would do something like- sex in a church-

Give us more credit.. The Cosmic Circus may be a fake radio show...but it's all very real when we go on the air.. When we need to resort to publicity stunts , you'll know it..

it's not like we are using the Ron and Fez show NAME to promote our cover band...
WE are not the attention/publicity whores you think. We are original. We are simply...the best thing...going today!!!!!!!!
whoooooooooooooooooooo


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[UnknownPD]

Whether or not the "events" did occur. I think we are quickly reaching the point where we just don;t care.

[Snoogans]

it wasnt even that, i dont care if he wants to plug, just dont do it like your an aspiring writer who blows at his job. just say hey go to perrynoid.whatever and download the show and thats sufficent

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[TheCosmicCircus]

if ya dont like it.. dont read it..or respond....
in fact you are banned from the circus now-
get me my water please.

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[TheCosmicCircus]

theres over 12,000 members registered here..
a lot of people just view the board instead of posting 20 times a day.. I realise whenever someone posts something that has nothing to do with NYC or "yesterday" it offends people..
Have you ever asked yourself WHY you have 12,000 members... but its the same 10-20 posters in every thread?
please get over it... THEY ( the circus) does not post for YOU..
The word doesnt revolve around you or your cares..
it reminds me of the same people who call radio shows and say " you guys suck!"...
makes no sense.. alot like our show.. The cosmic circus at perrynoid.com

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[Cigar Sid]

I got one thing to say. Fuck all you sons of Bitches you God Damn Cocksuckers I hope you mother fuckers burn in hell! I'd like to rape every single one of you in the fucking ass while I down a bottle of Jack So shut the fuck up before you end up with cum of your face you Flaming Fucking Dipshits!!!!


Put that in your pipe an smoke it... Fuckers

[Death Metal Moe]

Come on everybody. Even if you don't like The Cosmic Circus for some odd reason, you HAVE to respect their dedication and relentlesness just a little.

I'm a man trying to get his band noticed, so I totally understand.



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[Snoogans]

yea moe and its fine, if thats what your doin. dont lie about stories that make no sense, someone goes to a station and never makes it and perry cant find him but magically he is where he has to be and they are recording it

if he wants us to care, how bout follow through on one of the stunts you say your gonna do for once in your lives. then maybe people will respect it

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[ADF]

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[mikeyboy]

I got one thing to say. Fuck all you sons of Bitches you God Damn Cocksuckers I hope you mother fuckers burn in hell! I'd like to rape every single one of you in the fucking ass while I down a bottle of Jack So shut the fuck up before you end up with cum of your face you Flaming Fucking Dipshits!!!!
Put that in your pipe an smoke it... Fuckers



Um, Sid? Are you insulting all of the people who are taking shots at the Cosmic Circus, or are you taking on the other members of the Cosmic Circus, or is this a shot at all board members in general? It's just not clear, so i haven't figured out whether or not I should be offended.


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[monsterone]

you HAVE to respect their dedication and relentlesness just a little.




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[TheCosmicCircus]

for snoogans-

Saturday night the cosmic circus was set to record at the breezeway motel.. 4 blocks down the street from wjfk... we all live in different parts of fairfax county... so thats in the middle- easy meeting place..and we get a cool deal on rooms there.
(we have to blow the maid) but still....

I got to the motel at 8:30pm- Sid was already done with half the bottle by the time I got there.. around 9-9:30 Sid asked me to drive him to wjfk.. He wanted to stop in and say hey to JDubs (who was on the air doing the treehouse) I declined to drive him there ...I feel that the cosmic circus is already at the station too much and would like to lay low for a while.. NOT show up on other shows...
Sid left.. walked to wjfk.. I stayed behind and watched Fla beat up the Yankees. after the game I started to worry about Sid- his car and mine were still at the motel.. & I figured Sid may have been picked up by the police for being drunk in public..So I drove over to WJFK looking for him.. I could not find him. (I only drove by wjfk) and drove the route he would of walked.. I went back to the motel... met Cherry (who was suposed to meet us there at 11) and once again drove by wjfk... again NO SID...
this time when we arrived back at the motel, Sid was there...wasted.. We all fought over booze fucking the cosmic circus up. we fought over me wasting my night in a motel alone for a few hours while Sid hung out with another show.. not even the R&F show at that... I dont care what Sid does, but dont fuck around and ruin a cosmic recording night..(would be like someone showing up to band practice too fucked up to jam) even tho this is goofy, and a joke to most, I (we) DO take what we do serriously. and Im sick of getting nothing done due to booze and drugs.
So after we fought, I decided to record the show.
In hopes of showing Sid how bad we suck when we get trashed.
Sids anger towards Fez is uncalled for.. He is frustrated with things behind the scenes with the Cosmic Circus and DLK's sudden popularity with Fez..
Sid is a funny man. (as u can see from his rape post) He is going through a rough time and has a lot on his mind..
I assure you, what happened Sat really did happen.
I never really post these long winded stories and I apologize, Just getting the story out there..
in response to dozzens of emails asking where sid was friday night...

It's a fake radio show. that doesnt mean everything is fake on the show..

We are having creative differences and I assure you his post was directed towards me.
Sid Is still a major fan of this board , WJFK and despite his drunk ramblings, The Ron and Fez Show.

Love the one you hate

[TheCosmicCircus]

hey Perrynoid, guess what?

we still dont give a flying fuck about you or your goofy ass show that nobody likes....loser.

Love the one you hate

[Steels]

I've always been amazed by people that claim not to be interested in something and whine about it being tiresome to then go out of their way to read and add there opinions on such matters or events.

I have been a Perrynoid fan since day #1 and the Cosmic Circus will at the very least be broadcasted on our "Big Sexy". So far the promo's I have heard kick ass.

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[Snoogans]

thank you perry, now its easier to believe, but remember i wasnt attacking you or the show, jjust the method of plug. nothin personal bro

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[TheCosmicCircus]

Damn Snoogs, you were THIS close to getting a song written about you.. Damn!
No biggy. If I ever do make a fake story up just to get people to download the show, It will be a lot better than Sid getting drunk.

Hey guess what ... David Lee Kinison tried to hang himself last night...but the noose broke... he fell and he broke his back..now he is perrylized from the neck down...
(go to perrynoid.com for pictures of us pointing and laughing at him)

STEELS! Thanks for the kindness ! we will be getting you some shows soon! very grateful and we most def appreciate it..

Moe, your satanic music may spook others off, but I think you are really swell.
Your evil group of demon rockers will be linked as soon as the site is finished..



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[Snoogans]

FUCK YOU BITCH

i dont mean that i just still want you to write a song about me, that would be funny

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perry.. im proud of you.. making things happen

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[Reephdweller]

My only question in this was that I wasn't to sure what the Cosmic Circus was or how it came to be. Perry cleared that up. I've liked Perrynoid for a while now. I haven't heard the fake shows because I at first thought it was an actual show on WJFK or something. I just never bothered to click the banner link to his site. But I will check it out. I do listen to the WJFK R&F shows from time to time and it's always funny when Perrynoid, Elfish, and Cigar Sid call in or come on. Best of luck to the Cosmic Circus, you have the right attitude, perseverance will pay off.

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[TheMojoPin]

What's with the hate? Perry and co. bumrushing the show always means we're in for a good night as listeners. I haven't actually heard HIS show outside of a couple songs and promos, but he and the rest of the Circus always kill when they're on with R&F, so right on.

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[SatCam]

I just never bothered to click the banner link to his site

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Good luck to the Cosmic Circus, no matter how fucked up you guys are.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Moe, your satanic music may spook others off, but I think you are really swell.
Your evil group of demon rockers will be linked as soon as the site is finished..


Thanks. I appreciate that. Please E-mail me personally or RF mail me when it's done, and we'll trade links.

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[Katylina]

The word doesnt revolve around you or your cares..


Now you went and ruined my night. So this is a fake radio show that is broadcasted on WJFK? Or is it only broadcasted on the Internet?

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[Mike Teacher]

So what happened regarding the suspension?

Enquiring Minds are sorta kinda interested.

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[TheMojoPin]

Now you went and ruined my night. So this is a fake radio show that is broadcasted on WJFK? Or is it only broadcasted on the Internet?

It's broadcasted IN OUR BRAINS.

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[TheCosmicCircus]

Washington Post's entertainment writer Mark Jenkins, We know you are on this board and obsessed with The Fakest Show on Earth...

1- be careful what you wish for.

2 - you should stick to music reviews and stay out of the fake radio world

3- If you feel the need to jab the circus, do it in that 3rd rate newpaper you call the post.

you are # 1 on our hitlist marky mark...
gonna show how real this fake bussiness can get.

down with the post.
bring back The Washington Star.

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[reeshy]

Since you have an opening now, are you going to be holding interviews?

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[TheCosmicCircus]

The Cosmic Circus is stronger than ever.
No openings OR interviews at this time...
Sid has been suspended for one week from public appearences and has been ordered to seek help for his "problem".

Even tho The Cosmic Circus is banned from The White Flint Mall & Dave and Busters because of our last appearence, The ENTIRE cast will be there...

Part 1 of Drunk Sid is now up on the site with some other out takes.
www.perrynoid.com

We are the Spinal tap of radio!

(whispers)

F.A.K.E. radio is coming!

Love the one you hate

[bitemyass]

get me my water please.




Speaking of which, what happened to the watersports videos?

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