things i wanna do before i get prostate cancer

[DrBob]

1-bungee jump
2-parachute out of plane
3-shave my pubes
4-go see the pyramids
5-visit the empire state builbing
6-sit through an entire mets game
7-throw my hat out on the ice when someone gets a hat-trick
8-finish reading lord of the rings
9-tell the girl i'm about to have sex with that it will cost 400 dollars for one hour .
10-beat up a shark

what about you guys ?

[F Wad]

why not try a free fall first

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[Pootertoot]

I shaved my pubes the other day, also known as "The Sunndoggy8 Method". Trust me, it's not a good idea. It may feel great, but I think I look like one of the angels from "Dogma", 'cept with a unit. And the stubble is a fucking BITCH.

As for the sex with a chick one, try, right when either you or the chick reaches orgasm, extend your arm fully and give her the thumbs up. The reaction is PRICELESS.

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[skullcrush]

eat pounds and pounds of red meat!

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[Captain Rooster]

1 - meet the RF.net members
2 - hold my own child in my arms
3 - NOT drop the poor kid
4 - run a marathon
5 - B.A.S.E Jump
6 - find a cure for prostate cancer

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[girl germs]

i want to turn the world on with my smile. i want to take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.

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[girl germs]

top! not because i want my post count to get higher, just because i thought this was a good thread and nobody seems to be replying. oh well.

<p align="center"><font face="arial">"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."</font></p>

[girl germs]

-open a collectively run space for women and their art
-move to germany or south america
-create music and/or art that will somehow challenge the status quo/make people think
-dress up as alf for halloween
-go on a cross-country trip on my bicycle
etc...

(yes, i know i sound corny)

<p align="center"><font face="arial">"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."</font></p>

[erinmoran]

open a collectively run space for women and their art


Sounds like a dangerous place...its gonna be a warzone.

Just kiddin'

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[Thunderlips]

--See a Space Shuttle launch
--Actually go into space
--Fly first class on a long trip
--Drive cross-country leisurely
--See the Grand Canyon
--Ride a horse in the Garden of the Gods in Colorado (multiple generations of my family have done this so I have to carry it on since my brother is allergic to horses)
--Have a Roller Coaster riding marathon
--Own a house
--Own a new car
--Try one of my ideas for a business instead of working for the man
--Sky dive
--Snorkeling in Hawaii
--Visit Japan
--Visit Alaska
--Obtain complete and universal consciousness

Plenty more I'm sure...

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This message was edited by Thunderlips on 8-28-01 @ 10:16 AM