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Snoogans
10-26-2003, 01:11 PM
you people are sick bastards, i cant believe you could be so insensitive that you would wanna know that
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FUNKMAN
10-26-2003, 01:23 PM
i think you may be the sick one... what did you do, bang your head or something?

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furie
10-26-2003, 02:15 PM
my advice is to kill him on the first shot, or else he'll tear you in half.


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FUNKMAN
10-26-2003, 02:20 PM
just don't play with his ears...
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billyio
10-26-2003, 02:54 PM
Tie a pinata to their head and tell them to pin the tail on the donkey.

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Death Metal Moe
10-26-2003, 06:03 PM
Point to two shovels on the wall and tell them to take their pick.

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10-26-2003, 06:46 PM
With a hammer!

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jamesdiggy
10-26-2003, 06:51 PM
But how do you stop one from charging?

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shamus mcfitzy
10-26-2003, 07:14 PM
How to kill a retard


have him slide under Luis Castillo in Game 7 of the World Series
shamus mcfitzy
10-28-2003, 03:44 AM
ya see, 'cause Nick Johnson looks like a retard.......
A.J.
10-28-2003, 04:49 AM
Have him picture the rabbits while you hold a gun to his head.

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mikeyboy
10-28-2003, 05:17 AM
Let him bang his head on a monitor. :)


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jocefus
10-28-2003, 05:24 AM
tell him/her there is no easter bunny

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Hosp
10-28-2003, 06:27 AM
Feed him a bunch of sleeping pills and tell him they are PEZ.

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A.J.
10-28-2003, 06:33 AM
Have her share a tattoo needle.

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gone
10-28-2003, 08:32 AM
my advice is to kill him on the first shot, or else he'll tear you in half.


thats deer... not retards... you always seem to get those 2 confused

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lilluvmunkie
10-28-2003, 10:18 AM
Put a scratch and sniff sticer at the bottom of a swimming pool.... oh wait thats a blonde.. nevermind same concept though :p

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