i have to get this off my chest.

[serVice]

i haven't had any sex in two and a half years, actually i haven't had anything of the sorts in that long. At this point i feel like i'm damn monk. This isn't some kind of shock post, someone elses post made me think about i. i don't know why i think i should tell you all, but maybe it'll exorcise any curse.

Formerly the lifeless and invisible- PotentialIsZero.
Now I Reign Supreme.
Whats up now, bitch-asses?

[Def Dave in SC]

Buck up you whiner, I'm on a 17, near 18 year slump.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=DefDave"><br>Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


UCF:AYBABTU

[monsterone]

there's always professionals, or college coeds.

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[IrishAlkey]

Silera takes Visa.

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[monsterone]

you're prayers are answered (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/33291/FORUM/71/page/Free_Sex_Opportunity.htm)






ps- does she take player's club cards, baby?

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[serVice]

Thats what made me think about this, monsterone. i'm in NJ, so its a little far. Visa you say, i have one of those, where do i slide the card.

Formerly the lifeless and invisible- PotentialIsZero.
Now I Reign Supreme.
Whats up now, bitch-asses?

[IrishAlkey]

Slide the card in her ass.

I don't guarantee you'll ever find it again.

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[Bama]

This is sad. I'm married so I know just how you feel.

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YANKEES SUCK

[PanterA]

You'ld think someone with the name service was getting some action.

Maybe you should try an escort service.

2 1/2 years of self service.

ok I'm out of service jokes

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[Johnathan H Christ]

that makes me appreciate the maintenence level sex i get from my roommate.

but i could really use some strange.

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"his very conception was an act of animosity, why shouldnt his entire life be one as well?"

[high fly]

Get yourself locked up in jail.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[golfcourseguy]

ok I'm out of service jokes


Trust a civil servant to give lip service

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" editing posts since day one"

[Johnny Fontane]

Buck up you whiner, I'm on a 17, near 18 year slump.


I just checked your profile - your slump is greatly exaggerated. You're 17 years old. I'll credit you with a 4 year slump.

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1918

[The Chairman]

I wouldn't worry too much. There are many upsides of what I will euphemistically refer to in your case as involuntary abstinence.

I practice voluntary abstinence on occasion. Four days results in the highest money shot turbine meter rotor spin flow displacement. Most chicks dig high velocity, volume and flow rates.

kaga



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I assassin down the
avenue.

2%

[TheMojoPin]

Hey there, Mr. Frahm!

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Panties just aren't safe around celery... (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/32134/page/Celery___gravity___destruction_of_panties_.htm)

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

serVice,

Let's start with the basics:

What exactly are you looking for? Do you just want to HIT it? Or do you want a relationship?

I'm SO guessing, but I'm thinking you'd like a girlfriend.

Let's start there.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-26-03 @ 7:47 PM

[serVice]

Good eye, Ms. Fuzzy. At first, back so many years ago, i would have gone for just a piece of something every so often, but as time when on, i started to yearn for the relationship thing again. i miss having someone around that actually liked me. But, if i start there, where's the path i follow.

Formerly PotentialIsZero.
Here comes da boom.
Now I Reign Supreme.
Whats up now, bitch-asses?

[monsterone]

pay a nice girl enough and she might drop something on your chest.

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[gone]

I practice voluntary abstinence on occasion. Four days results in the highest money shot turbine meter rotor spin flow displacement. Most chicks dig high velocity, volume and flow rates.


this is good practice because you appreciate what you dont get more than if you got it freely.
as far as velocity, volume and flow rates..... as long as you dont put out an eye.. it can make things more interesting.

C*U*N*T
~Pax Et FuX~
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[serVice]

Drop something on my chest? Now i'm hot. Where do i meet one of those nice girls and how much does something like that usually run you?

Formerly PotentialIsZero.
Here comes da boom.
Now I Reign Supreme.
Whats up now, bitch-asses?

[high fly]

Slide the card in her ass


I tried.
It was too tight.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[A.J.]

You'ld think someone with the name service was getting some action.

Maybe you should try an escort service.

2 1/2 years of self service.

ok I'm out of service jokes

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"Service with a smile"?

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[A.J.]

"Service with a smile"?

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[Late2party]

Buck up you whiner, I'm on a 17, near 18 year slump.

I just checked your profile - your slump is greatly exaggerated. You're 17 years old. I'll credit you with a 4 year slump.


That's narrowminded, and more than a little cold. When I was Dave's age I was in a 13 year slump. Plus ‡a change... :eg:

[serVice]

Alright, so 2 and a half months after i posted originally, the curse is finally exorcised. Thats right, after a 2 and a half year sexless, near- monk existence, i have finally once again had sex. After all this time, i almost forgot what went where and how it was done.

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Alls i'm saying is, if you're gonna be insubordinate you may as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.

[IrishAlkey]

Was she a lib?

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[MHasegawa]

You can pay me later...

Defeat leads me to anger...anger that leads me to victory!
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[stickyfingers]

i have finally once again had sex


you might as well say welcome to the beginning of another beautiful 2 1/2 years

oh, and because I've never gone that long without it since it first happened....how long did you last? did you break the minute barrier at least?




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jrich is quite a guy

[MizzleTizzle]

After all this time, i almost forgot what went where and how it was done.


Well, your ass is gonna hurt for a few more days so just keep that pillow handy for when you sit down.

And remember: it's not your fault ...

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