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GirlOnTheCouch
10-22-2003, 12:56 PM
.... tool away.

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Def Dave in SC
10-22-2003, 01:01 PM
You, ma'am, have just figured out how to avoid the abuse heaped on new members. You really have to say something before we can "tool away".

You're safe. For now!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Snoogans
10-22-2003, 01:03 PM
are you fat from never getting off the couch?

like he said, its hard to tool when you dont say anything



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TallJames is the man
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
mikeyboy
10-22-2003, 01:07 PM
FULL ATTACK MODE.......ON


j/k ;)


Welcome to the board.

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TheGameHHH
10-22-2003, 01:09 PM
welcome


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shamus mcfitzy
10-22-2003, 01:22 PM
haha GOTC. That's a stupid name..........alright that's all I got
SilentSpic
10-22-2003, 01:26 PM
Welcome Newbie... your a FAG! I mean... read the FAQ.

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Melrapuo
10-22-2003, 01:35 PM
Hey Girl. How's the couch?

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reeshy
10-22-2003, 01:36 PM
Welcome GirlOnTheCouch,
I got a love seat over here that's going to waste!!

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high fly
10-22-2003, 01:39 PM
What, no pictures?

" and they ask me why I drink"
Snoogans
10-22-2003, 01:42 PM
you shoulda got a fouton, at least that way you coulda chose whether to be the girl on the couch or bed

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Jackie Sloan
10-22-2003, 02:20 PM
How's things...anything happenin' on that couch?

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Huge thanks to Aggie n' Silent
Cybersoldier
10-22-2003, 02:27 PM
Welcome to the board

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ChickenHawk
10-22-2003, 02:45 PM
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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 10-22-03 @ 6:47 PM
Reephdweller
10-22-2003, 02:48 PM
Welcome to the board!

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ORACLE NEVER!!!
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zoom2457
10-22-2003, 02:49 PM
I really wanted to tool on somebody, then I noticed the picture.

I really like that movie, so instead I'll just say Welcome and be on my way. Damn it!!!!



"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"
Hottub
10-22-2003, 02:50 PM
Nice job, Chicken. That's what I was thinking.

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Def Dave in SC
10-22-2003, 03:38 PM
A big talker, eh GOTC?? Way to waste bandwidth, bitch!!!!!!!!!

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stickyfingers
10-22-2003, 03:43 PM
i'm not falling for that old gag anymore

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Snoogans
10-22-2003, 03:46 PM
i'm not falling for that old gag anymore

not a bad idea sticky if im thinkin the same thing

how many times have we welcomed newbies that turned out not to be

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Spank Daddy
10-22-2003, 03:58 PM
Would that be a lesbian couch ???
Tall_James
10-22-2003, 06:10 PM
http://www.faculty-club.ucsb.edu/images/welcome.gif


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Gaia
10-22-2003, 06:20 PM
Would that be a lesbian couch ???


My thoughs exactly.......

WELCOME to the reef!!!!!!!

;p ;p

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JustJon
10-22-2003, 06:37 PM
I hope it's one of those really comfy couches

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JerseyRich
10-22-2003, 07:03 PM
Welcome.

My unofficial board name is "Guy on the floor"

Let's be friends.

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monsterone
10-22-2003, 07:09 PM
asking to be tooled on takes all the fun out of it, you diabolical fucker.

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.
mikeyboy
10-22-2003, 07:34 PM
I hope it's one of those really comfy couches


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TheMojoPin
10-22-2003, 08:35 PM
Don't be like me. Don't EVER be like me.

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mdr55
10-22-2003, 08:39 PM
Power Tools rule!

I got a chainsaw (to cut wood) and a leaf blower/muncher for the fall (beats raking leaves).

Now if I could only get one of those snow blowers- that be cool.......or if I had a big lawn, one of those lawn-mowers where you ride on it. (I'd be making figure 8s)

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mdr55
10-22-2003, 08:41 PM
So does you name mean your in therapy?....or is it something else. ;p

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Death Metal Moe
10-22-2003, 09:23 PM
................................I got my eye on you missy.

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FUNKMAN
10-22-2003, 09:45 PM
Welcome To The RonFez Family Feud Board...

Have Fun!

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GirlOnTheCouch
10-23-2003, 05:17 AM
Thanks for the warm welcome (they'll be plenty of future opportunities for tooling). I've been a lurker for a long time so I already feel like I know a lot of people here. There's plenty of room on the couch so you're all welcome! ;)

The name is from 'Half Baked'. I'm lazy and a pothead so I thought it fit.
jocefus
10-23-2003, 05:20 AM
I'm lazy and a pothead so I thought it fit.


you'll fit in just fine

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Big ups to amy,aggie, and sat cam for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like
grlNIN
10-23-2003, 05:31 AM
Wasn't the infamous "girl on the couch" from Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels??




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high fly
10-23-2003, 02:07 PM
There's plenty of room in the couch so you're all welcome


Thanks.



I think.

" and they ask me why I drink"
Furtherman
10-23-2003, 02:40 PM
Welcome.

Have you seen GirlChainedToMyWaterHeaterInTheBasement?

cause i ... uh..... well... can't seem to find her..



(sirens)

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TheCosmicCircus
10-23-2003, 02:57 PM
did you say pothead?

hmmmm

Love the one you hate