View Full Version : Ashton Kutcher should die of ass cancer
Seriously. Get him off my tv.
If you like him then I don't like you.
TheGameHHH
10-21-2003, 10:01 PM
I used to hate him, but then I decided to take a step back. So I thought to myself long and hard, if I was 20 something odd years old and filthy rich, what would I do with my life? The answer hit me like a ton of bricks.......I'd bang Demi Moore. This is why Ashton gets my respect.
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Seriously, dude, edit that crap out before everyone reads it in the morning.
I'll never tell anyone. We'll just pretend it never happened.
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shamus mcfitzy
10-21-2003, 10:17 PM
I used to hate him, but then I decided to take a step back. So I thought to myself long and hard, if I was 20 something odd years old and filthy rich, what would I do with my life? The answer hit me like a ton of bricks.......I'd bang Demi Moore. This is why Ashton gets my respect.
now he can't remove it. And you'd fuck Demi Moore if you wer 20, rich, and could have any chick you wanted?!?!? That's one of the major reasons I disrespect him. He goes after 40 year old tail when he could be fucking any chick he wanted. He's got issues I think.
TheMojoPin
10-21-2003, 10:18 PM
At first I was shocked at the opinion expressed in the topic title.
Then I was shocked at the opinion expressed towards fans of Mr. Kutcher.
THEN I was shocked by TheGame's response.
HAT TRICK!!!
bam's a poet and he don't even know it.
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Death Metal Moe
10-21-2003, 10:24 PM
He needs to go.
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TheMojoPin
10-21-2003, 10:29 PM
I say toss out the baby with the Death Metal bathwater.
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Death Metal Moe
10-21-2003, 10:31 PM
I say HOT SOUP! That's what I say!!!!
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TheMojoPin
10-21-2003, 10:34 PM
Oh yeah? Well, I sez to him, I sez, "LADY WITH A BABY!!!" That's what I sez, see...
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Fallon
10-22-2003, 01:37 AM
I like him in That 70's Show and I like Punk'd, nothing wrong with Ashton.
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Reephdweller
10-22-2003, 02:40 AM
I think he's alright. I liked the few That 70's Shows I've watched, and I like Punkt.
Plus I do respect him for going after Demi Moore, I've read a few articles that had him at several events like the Playboy mansion parties, etc. I'm sure he's gotten plenty of girls in his day. He probably wants to settle down or at least slow down for a while with a more mature woamn and she may be perfect for that. I'm just guessing though.
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Doctor Manhattan
10-22-2003, 03:40 AM
... And you'd fuck Demi Moore if you wer 20, rich, and could have any chick you wanted?!?!?
Hell, Yes! I wouldn't stop there. And I wouldn't marry her, I'd have a huge list of famous good looking girls I needed to get to work on after her:
Angelina Jolie
Halle Berry
Uma Thurman
Monica Bellucci
Carrie-Anne Moss
Cameran Diaz
Lucy Lui (after seeing Kill Bill!)
Denise Richards
Shannon Elizabeth
Eliza Dushku
Alyson Hannigan
Mena Suvari
Heather Graham
Elizabeth Hurley
Mimi Rogers
Sarah Clarke
Sarah Wynter
Elisha Cuthbert
Neve Cambell
Natalie Portman
The list goes on and on.
From Britany Murrphy to Demi Moore is a good step, Demi would be a great notch on my belt, but I wouldn't stick around for as long as he has, and I wouldn't marry.
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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 10-22-03 @ 8:07 AM
pennington
10-22-2003, 06:40 AM
He had a pretty happening career going. On a hit show, making movies, and he was banging that hot chick from that horrible movie where he gets married.
Then he becomes Demi Moore's boy-toy. Huge, major, fuckin career mistake. Now he's the butt of jokes. In ten years he'll be a trivia question. I recomend he save every penny, now.
TheGameHHH
10-22-2003, 07:21 AM
SofaKing's got it right!
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Katylina
10-22-2003, 07:45 AM
I like penis, therefore, I like Kutcher.
Is that how this works?
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Doctor Manhattan
10-22-2003, 09:46 AM
I like penis, therefore, I like Kutcher.
Is that how this works?
Katylina, we need to talk... ;)
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neoprosto
10-22-2003, 04:26 PM
This thread should be locked, and the originator banned, since it advocates the death by cancer of a human being.
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Reephdweller
10-22-2003, 04:31 PM
This thread should be locked, and the originator banned, since it advocates the death by cancer of a human being.
hmmmmmm i wonder how bunny feels about this.
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Lisa Croft
10-22-2003, 06:11 PM
I hate his stupid hair, I hate his stupid movies. He sucks, he sucks, he sucks! If I was Demi Moore I'd spit in his eye. I don't know what her problem is. The only explanation is that she's using him to get her career back on track, in which case, it's working. Bruce Willis must laugh his ass off.
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