Mischief Night: Hunter or the Huntee

[mdr55]

I remember back when I was in school mischief night was both fun (if you were the hunter) and scarey (if you were the huntee).

One mischief night, my friend and I invited another friend (dude was annoying) to a fake party (we told him we were going to be there already). We waited across the street with a whole bunch of eggs until he showed up. When he did, we followed him home (3 blocks) and started throwing eggs at him from behind the cars and trees. He started running and we chased him till he went inside someone's house. We waited for a few minutes but he didn't come out. It was funny shit.

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

[reeshy]

Damn you, MDR, damn you to hell!!!!! This brings back very painful memories!! I was the hunted one time when I was a young lad in the Bronx!! I too was hunted down by older chaps who pelted me with eggs and chased me for miles through the rain and fog!! How horrible this ordeal was for me!! I have been scarred for life by this terrible incident!! But there was a happy ending to this horrendous tale..When I got home, my brother saw what had happened and he took me in his car driving around the neighborhood looking for these ruffians. We found them and when we did...when we did....we ran each one of them down and spun the rear tires over their lifeless bodies until they were nothing but grease spots on the rain-soaked tarmac!!! Revenge is sweet, I tell you....SWEET!!!!!!!!

<IMG SRC=http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_reeshy.gif>
Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[Hottub]

First of all, it is "Cabbage Night".

Anyway, I used to be the hunted, because many of the kids on the block were older, faster, and had more access to things like shaving cream, eggs, etc.

Anyway, as it stands now I am a "Defender"

Defender of the homestead. If anyone tries to F with my house, the get either sprayed with the hose, or they get a look at the "Business-End" of my dog.


You kids stay out of my yard!!

http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

[mdr55]

Warning Signs that Mischief Night (or Cabbage Night) has begun:

1. You notice egg-shells and dried yoke on the ground
2. You see a bus with dried egg yoke on it
3. Sign at local store states "Will not sell eggs to minors"
4. Your friend tells you that he/she was pelted with eggs, shaving cream and stuff the other day.

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

This message was edited by mdr55 on 10-21-03 @ 7:12 PM

[FUNKMAN]

been on both sides of the fence... never got too into it, needed the money for beers and pot, couldn't waste it on eggs and flour...



<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/livealbum100.gif">

[erole]

always the hunter


or they get a look at the "Business-End" of my dog.

that can be taken care of with a piece of meat that was mysteriously laced with Ex-lax...then you get a new business end.

look, forget eggs. what you want to do is buy tomatos a week in advance. let them get super ripe and soft...they friggin EXPLODE when you nail someone in the back. very nice.

i was the toilet paper expert back in the day. the best is when your actually doing this stuff with friends. that rush of constant giggling and nevousness about getting caught was only eclipsed by almost getting caught and running like a band of maniacs out of there...without a second thought passing your mind that one of your own could have gotten caught. great times.

<IMG SRC="http://members.hometown.aol.com/frigginbooger/myhomepage/rensig.jpg">
~he knows a little

[Melrapuo]

Definite Hunter. The best is gettin' ready for it. I love using a needle and a match to make the opening to the Shaving cream smaller so the stuff shoots further. Fuckin' awesome.

O, and we used to put eggs and powder in coffee filters and chuck 'em at people.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

<font size="1" color="blue">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">YANKEES!!! Soon to be 2003 World Champs!!!</marquee> </font>

[Reephdweller]

I always hunted...was never a huntee. I've done lots of stuff...one of my favorites is filling a mailbox with shaving cream, especially if there's mail in. Always a good goof. In my old neighborhood some kids lit and threw a mat of firecrackers into a post office mailbox and just the sounds from that thing were very loud and disturbing.

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
<B>Horde King Forever!! <strike>The Oracle Never!!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[mdr55]

In my old neighborhood some kids lit and threw a mat of firecrackers into a post office mailbox and just the sounds from that thing were very loud and disturbing.



No wonder my ex-girlfriend never got that birthday card that I sent her. Thanks alot.

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

[high fly]

A coupla times I've sat out with a buddy of mine waiting for the kids to come around.
His driveway goes on back and is really dark when unlit and we'd sit back, just biding our time drinking beer, cartons of eggs at the ready.
We'd see a bunch of them and would scoot around a coupla back yards and ambush the little bastards with eggs....

Heh, heh heh, they'd never see us coming and they never figured out who we were.



" and they ask me why I drink"