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shock_poster
10-21-2003, 09:31 AM
It was gross. She was so drunk and just kept doing it. It was not funny. How am I supposed to open my front door now?

Don't you hate having to wipe spit off of your doorknob?



Is this shocking enough?
Tall_James
10-21-2003, 09:51 AM
Clever boy.


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Death Metal Moe
10-21-2003, 09:55 AM
Keep it up shock poster. You'll shock us eventually.

You must explain yourself now. You're not new to this board if you know enough to use the SHOCK POSTER joke and take the name. Who are you exactly. And don't say that you were looking at the board for a few weeks before you joined cause that's played out.

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shock_poster
10-21-2003, 09:57 AM
I was looking at the board for a few weeks before I signed up.

I read a bunch of old threads and then I read the FAQ before joining. Isn't that what you are supposed to do?
Furtherman
10-21-2003, 09:57 AM
I laughed. I really am too easily amused.

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Jackie Sloan
10-21-2003, 09:58 AM
3. you stink...no really, you do. YOU CAN STOP NOW ASSWIPE!

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walking joint
10-21-2003, 09:59 AM
another home run for shock_poster. you've got my vote for Rookie Poster of the year.
Aggie
10-21-2003, 10:01 AM
Boo! ::Throws tomatoes::

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grlNIN
10-21-2003, 10:05 AM
I just loughed.


hhhhhaaaaaaaaa.

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mdr55
10-21-2003, 10:12 AM
:| Your posts have already bored me. I am no longer bothering to reply to any of your future post unless you got quality stuff or something.

You've peaked......but now your yesterday's news like Soless2k3. At least you had a good run.

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Reephdweller
10-21-2003, 10:17 AM
shock_poster....are you by any chance bunny in disquise?

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Death Metal Moe
10-21-2003, 10:20 AM
shock_poster....are you by any chance bunny in disquise?


Well, say something about Jews and see what happens.

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ChickenHawk
10-21-2003, 10:21 AM
KILL YOURSELF.

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Death Metal Moe
10-21-2003, 10:25 AM
KILL YOURSELF.

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AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I LOVE it.

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shock_poster
10-21-2003, 10:26 AM
That's pretty harsh!

No problems. I know we are all just having fun.


GO YANKEES!!!!! :)
Lisa Croft
10-21-2003, 10:51 AM
Haha, I know who you are. That was easy. I like you, so I shall keep your secret. Okay, I'm actually only 99.9% sure.

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Cybersoldier
10-21-2003, 10:59 AM
I think I might be seeing the next winner of the Goldie Mcgimperton award

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10-21-2003, 11:00 AM
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zoom2457
10-21-2003, 11:03 AM
I think I might be seeing the next winner of the Goldie Mcgimperton award


Good idea.



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shock_poster
10-21-2003, 11:16 AM
I'm sorry I made everyone so mad. I should just go away and leave you all to your boring news threads you stole off fark and your homoerotic wrestling threads.

Admit you love me. Come on. Just admit it.

This message was edited by shock_poster on 10-21-03 @ 3:16 PM
shock_poster
10-21-2003, 11:21 AM
Also I am very disappointed in the lack of voting. Only three grumpy republicans voted. That's why Bush is in office right now.

YOU ARE TOO INDIFFERENT.
DarkHippie
10-21-2003, 11:24 AM
He's too witty to be a shock poster. and his comment about homoerotic wrestling . .. I think i know who this is, maybe

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TheGameHHH
10-21-2003, 11:36 AM
I tried, I really tired to respond to all of your threads and be haooy and fun with you but now you're tiring me out man. You dont have to start threads all the time, u can just reply and be equally as shocking. I still love you, but i'm not gonna respond to your threads anymore unless they are ultra-shocking or have something to do with a horse fucking a potato


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shock_poster
10-21-2003, 11:41 AM
Dude just respond to any thread. I'm just adding new topics to make it easier.
Hosp
10-21-2003, 11:48 AM
Has anyone seen Alkey?

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shamus mcfitzy
10-21-2003, 09:10 PM
GO YANKEES!!!!!


i hope your hands get smashed in a piano now Bama. You can't even write that......it's inexcusable
Bama
10-21-2003, 09:11 PM
I was trying to be extra annoying.

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