What would you do? The boss on the side of the road...

[Reephdweller]

Okay here's the scenario. You're making your way home when all of a sudden you get a massive desire to take a crap....and right away. Now you're not too far away from home but you notice your bosses car on the side of the road....smoke billowing from under the hood of his car and he's staring at the car. Obviously he'd distracted enough that you could ride right past him and make your way home to take care of business. Do you pass him on the road leaving him there? Or do you stop and fight the urges and assist him? As a third option you could call for roadside assistance while you drive past him. What would you do?

[Snoogans]

if i was driving down the street and saw my boss's BMW 740i broke down on the side of the road, i would laugh at the fact that thats how i got to see him for the first time in 2 weeks. my boss is here 10 minutes a day if that to empty the safe, and because of that the co is goin under and im about to lose my job.

If i saw that, id prob stop to take my shit on or in his car

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[erole]

sorry, can't vote.
the option "Drive past him after flinging a full can of Coke at his head" wasn't there.

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[furie]

i'd pull over. my boss is a good guy.


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[high fly]

I'd pull over and crap in his car.

No, wait, I'm self employed.



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[ChrisTheCop]

2 things come to mind; I have to take a crap immediately AND I know very little about cars. Not wanting to crap my pants in front of my boss AND/OR let him know I'm even more incompetent than he ever thought, I'd probably call for assistance as I drove by.

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[Mike Teacher]

Or do you stop and fight the urges and assist him?


By 'Urges' you must mean the 'Hmmm, I feel like I will be taking a dump soon, I should be getting home soon...' Urges as Opposed to the:

'Oh my Fucking God in Christ I have to Shit SO Bad I'm Actually Driving with my Legs fully crossed and my ass cheeks are clenched up so hard my ass hasnt been on the seat for the last mile, and there's sweat on my forehead, and the pressure is coming in waves like contractions, and I still have 4 miles to go, and the real problem will be how to actually get from the car to the toilet where I can release the death-grip my sphicter has on what feels like an Olympic-Record Size Dump'

Urges. Yes?

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i'd throw garbage at him as I make a turn.....

[Reephdweller]

'Oh my Fucking God in Christ I have to Shit SO Bad I'm Actually Driving with my Legs fully crossed and my ass cheeks are clenched up so hard my ass hasnt been on the seat for the last mile, and there's sweat on my forehead, and the pressure is coming in waves like contractions, and I still have 4 miles to go, and the real problem will be how to actually get from the car to the toilet where I can release the death-grip my sphicter has on what feels like an Olympic-Record Size Dump'

Urges. Yes?



That's exactly what I mean.

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[JustJon]

If it was my last boss, I'd aim my car at her on the side of the road.

My current boss... eh, don't really know him too well yet...

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[hyperspace]

i'd actually have to have a job first! but i guess if the boss wasn't a hard ass i'd stop and try to help, i do know a little about cars.

[Jennitalia]

i'd pull over and help. i'm very lucky to have the boss that i have...when we all got 10% paycuts last year, she told me she'd add 20 overtime hours to my timesheet for each pay period. she basically lets me come and go as i please, and genuinely cares about me. she's almost like a second mother to me.

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[Furtherman]

WHen you gotta go... you gotta go. And if I am having those waves of pressure like Mike The T described, and I have been there, then I'm passing him. I'm passing everybody. I'll pass the pope, I'll pass my mother... I'd even pass Jesus. Although why he would be staring at the engine and not just flying to where he had to be, I don't know.



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