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shock_poster
10-20-2003, 02:01 PM
Where I'm having hot sex with a girl who is also a lesbian. Then we drink beer and smoke marijuana afterwards.
My bed is all sticky the next day but I don't know why.
Reephdweller
10-20-2003, 02:25 PM
Where I'm having hot sex with a girl who is also a lesbian. Then we drink beer and smoke marijuana afterwards.
sounds like the last 4 pornos I rented
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TheGameHHH
10-20-2003, 02:33 PM
Martin Luther King Jr. also had a dream similar to this one, i think he might have even talked about it in Washington D.C. one day
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Jennitalia
10-20-2003, 02:56 PM
that wasn't a dream
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high fly
10-20-2003, 02:58 PM
Soooooooo, you dream of sex with a gal that doesn't like dick.
Interesting.
" and they ask me why I drink"
shock_poster
10-20-2003, 07:32 PM
that wasn't a dream
;)
Edit: trying to do winky eye but it's not working for me :(
This message was edited by shock_poster on 10-20-03 @ 11:33 PM
StupidGirlllll
12-12-2003, 07:47 AM
I miss shock_poster!
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Reephdweller
12-12-2003, 07:58 AM
he revolutionized the shock_posting industry. he even brought endangered feces from beyond the grave.
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Death Metal Moe
12-13-2003, 07:57 PM
shock-poster is single handedly killing Ronfez.net.
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SatCam
12-13-2003, 08:03 PM
Where I'm having hot sex with a girl who is also a lesbian.
1. are you a woman too?
2. if 1=no, did you use a condom?
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furie
12-14-2003, 08:58 AM
it's more of a fantasy than a dream
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EndangeredFeces
12-14-2003, 09:16 PM
he revolutionized the shock_posting industry. he even brought endangered feces from beyond the grave.
The next time you mention me and this DEEK in the same breath, we're gonna have us a problem friend.
Endangered Feces is his own man! Seperate of ANY OTHER POSTERS!!!! Not the alter ego of ANY MAN!
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Death Metal Moe
12-14-2003, 09:21 PM
Get your shine box kid.
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EndangeredFeces
12-14-2003, 09:22 PM
Yessum.
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Snoogans
12-14-2003, 09:22 PM
this endangered feces guy is a pompous ass. ill tell ya he is no death metal moe when it comes to posting
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EndangeredFeces
12-14-2003, 09:25 PM
this endangered feces guy is a pompous ass. ill tell ya he is no death metal moe when it comes to posting
That's my BEST quality!
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DJEvelEd
12-17-2003, 03:10 AM
I have a recurring nightmare about cold hard prison sex. I get put on the rotiserree by some large sweaty smelly black gang members. I try to fight but they bitch slap me. I open my mouth to scream but another member's member gags me. I try to run but my legs won't move. I try to hide but they follow my trail of sperm/faeces/blood. I try to file a complaint with the Warden and HE sticks it in. Even the food sucks in this nightmare...
When I wake up, the cats ass is always in my face. (sans syrup)
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