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Jennitalia
10-20-2003, 11:10 AM
How much have you drank in your life? (http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/)

Number of drinks I have consumed: 14054.04
Amount of money I have spent: $67459.39
I am rated: Boris Yeltsin Blimey, you know how to knock them back. Watch that red nose though comrade!
With these results, I can fill 19.81 bath tubs and buy .42 ferraris.

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Fallon
10-20-2003, 11:13 AM
I'm rated Mother Teresa which is probably correct since I'm almost 23 and have been drinking for less than a year and hardly ever get hammered.

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mikeyboy
10-20-2003, 11:16 AM
How much have you drank in your life?


That's a pandora's box I don't want to open.

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JustJon
10-20-2003, 11:16 AM
Consumed 3669.12
Spent $17611.77

And I rate Homer Simpson! WOO HOO!

5.17 tubs and .11 Ferraris

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Johnathan H Christ
10-20-2003, 11:20 AM
rated homer simpson, a heavy yet respectable drinker. i can fill 12.75 bathtubs with the beer i have consumed. (i think that may be a low estimate). to be fair ..it was only calculating the 2 nights a week i go out. i usually have a beer or 3 most nights, but alas ...i am poor, so i drink them at home.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-20-2003, 11:24 AM
That's a pandora's box I don't want to open.


I'll drink to that!

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A.J.
10-20-2003, 11:27 AM
How much have you drank in your life?


Not enough.

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TheGameHHH
10-20-2003, 12:25 PM
It rated me as Homer Simpson, but I don't know if that's accurate. I don't like how it guesses how many years youve been drinking for. It said i've been drinking for about 4 years and I know i've been drinking a lot longer than that, sadly. Plus when I go out I drink Jack Daniels and beer, i didn't have the option to select both, all in all I was a little let down but it was a fun game nonetheless.


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high fly
10-20-2003, 12:30 PM
Could fill 24.42 bathtubs

Could buy 1.27 Ferraris

Have spent $202,240.80

Rated: Ozzy Osborne.




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Lisa Croft
10-20-2003, 04:22 PM
I got Ozzy Osbourne too. I was about to question the results, until I realized I was holding a beer while taking the test. Perhaps I'll just sit back and cry over the 1.01 Ferraris I could have had by now.


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JimBeam
10-20-2003, 04:40 PM
I got Homer Simpson and spent about 34K.
I answered with my current drinking profile as opposed to what I did in college so I guess I'd be much much higher.


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reeshy
10-20-2003, 04:55 PM
Just call me Ozzie!!! Sharon, the fuckin' dog is fuckin' shitting on me fuckin' carpet!!!! SHARON!!!!!

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erole
10-20-2003, 04:56 PM
Mother Theresa (Pathetic effort. My grandma drinks more than you do!) Actually my grandmother does with wine.

1,185.6 drinks
$7,587.84
0.91 bathtubs
0.04 Ferraris

i'm the goody goody guy on the board

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Snoogans
10-20-2003, 04:59 PM
im homer simpson right about $30 G's

funny im 20, and it says i have had 3 years of legal drinking



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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-20-2003, 05:28 PM
highfly, reeshy, Lisa,

Drinks are on me! I too am an Ozzy!

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silera
10-21-2003, 06:02 AM
That counter is only good with beer.



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Death Metal Moe
10-21-2003, 08:41 AM
Alchohol is so over rated. If you need alchohol to give you a personality then just keep drinking until you're a story on the news.

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Aggie
10-21-2003, 08:48 AM
I suck. I'm not a big drinker AT ALL. Give me a blunt anyday.

Number of drinks I have consumed: 1651.52
Amount of money I have spent: $6606.08
I am rated: Chelsea Clintion: You get out of the house....when your parents let you. But do you feel woozy after just one drink??!! Must try harder!!

With these results, I can fill 1.69 bath tubs and buy .04 ferraris.


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TheGameHHH
10-21-2003, 09:03 AM
Amen Aggie, fuck this drink-o-meter shit, lets find a way to come up with the blunt-o-meter


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Furtherman
10-21-2003, 09:10 AM
Ozzy Osbourne. I've spent $134, 709 dollars. Christo! There's my problem!

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