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[Johnathan H Christ]

so my cat (chairman meow) has about 6 days left with nuts. and i have a few questions.

1 will his piss stink less? cause its awful.

2 will he stop raping my fixed girl cat? i thought she was just playing hard to get.... but after months of fighting...im pretty convinced she doesnt want any.

3 can i really keep the nuts? i suppose the person to ask that to is the vet, but someone suggested that i keep them, dry them out, and hang them on his collar to take him down a peg.

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[FUNKMAN]

its far too difficult trying to get them to hold still, and even if you could...on something that bumpy im sure that crappy paper would keep ripping.


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[mikeyboy]

its far too difficult trying to get them to hold still, and even if you could...on something that bumpy im sure that crappy paper would keep ripping.


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[furie]

so my cat (chairman meow)


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[Johnathan H Christ]

you're just pissed cause you didnt think of it

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[TooCute]

1. His regular piss won't stink less. You need to clean your litter box more often if it is stinking. He will stop spraying though, if he does that. THAT is stinky.

2. He will probably stop, however, it's also possible that if he's had his balls for too long, cutting them off at this point won't change his behavior. Some male cats that have had their balls for a long time continue to wander far, spray, and mount females. Also if yor female hasn't been spayed, you'd best spay her.

3. Ask your vet. I don't think they'd dry very well however. What's cut out is basically just some mush tissue. By the time it dried out it'd be probably a sort of leathery smelly very very small thing that your cat would propbably just try to eat anyway.

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[erole]

3 can i really keep the nuts? i suppose the person to ask that to is the vet, but someone suggested that i keep them, dry them out, and hang them on his collar to take him down a peg.


can i be wrong, or should we add this to Megan's Law?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

3 can i really keep the nuts? i suppose the person to ask that to is the vet, but someone suggested that i keep them, dry them out, and hang them on his collar to take him down a peg.


No upstanding and qualified vet would let you keep his nuts. And what sad, dark, pathetic side of you needs to take your own cat "down a peg?"

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[Tall_James]

No upstanding and qualified vet would let you keep his nuts

Or the cat's either.


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[mikeyboy]

And what sad, dark, pathetic side of you needs to take your own cat "down a peg?"


These guys might understand.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 10-19-03 @ 10:31 PM

[TheMojoPin]

And what sad, dark, pathetic side of you needs to take your own cat "down a peg?"

The sensible side.

There's not a cat that isn't plotting to eat your eyeballs the second you die...RIGHT NOW.

Put those uppity beasts in their places, brutha!

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