R and F Poker Tournament

[DeadMoney]

Hey, I heard passing mention theat Ron and Fez wanted to have a poket tournament put togeather. Thats a great Idea, I put togeather poker games all the time and would love to put one on for my boyz. Anyone be interested?

[SatCam]

I want to have a poket tournament

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[DeadMoney]

Well then we should definately get one going. I run a poker club in the dc area so I could totally provide cards, chips, felt, dealers and traing for anyone who didn't know how to play. I think it would be a blast.

[JustJon]

DeadMoney,

R&F do read the board, but you may want to contact them directly at RonAndFez@aol.com

If they are amenable to the idea, RF.Net would be willing to help you any way we can.

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[DeadMoney]

Hey, Thanks man. I'll shoot them an email pronto and hopefully we can get something worked out.

[DeadMoney]

Outstanding!

I just got an email back from Ronnie and it looks like he's down for the poker tourny. I'm just waiting on WB to call me and hammer out the logistics. So anyone who's interested in the poker tourny or has some suggestions for what they'd like to see in it, hit me up in this discussion

[DeadMoney]

Hey, I heard passing mention theat Ron and Fez wanted to have a poket tournament put togeather



whoever wrote this crap can't spell

[jocefus]

count me in

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Big ups to amy,aggie, and sat cam for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[East Side Dave]

I don't know how to play poker. It's like Uno, right? I wish you were setting up an Uno tournement. Is poker like Uno? Did they name a full house after that show with Dave Coolier and Jesse Stamos? DId you know that that guy goes out with Rebecca DeMornay? Does she like Uno?

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[DeadMoney]

Yes, poker is exactly like uno. except the cards are more subued in color. And the card hand "Full House" was actually named for the TV show by English Prophets who fortolled the comming of two really hot twin sisters with a full house up top.

And since poker is like UNO, and your great at uno, come play poker at my house and be sure to bring all your money

[JustJon]

Who knows, depending when it is, I might consider driving down to DC for it.

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[DeadMoney]

Awesome, yeah I'm going to guarentee some kick ass prizes for the top finishers. I'm going to put some up myself.

[East Side Dave]

And since poker is like UNO, and your great at uno, come play poker at my house and be sure to bring all your money


Do you like Uno?

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[jafter]

I would love to play I would have to see if I could get off work on that night. Let me know. I am definitely interested.

Has anyone else played online www.partypoker.com (http://)
We start a game in a private room one night just for starters.

If we had a tournament what games would we play? Texas holdem, 5 card draw, 7 card stud, or would people want to play other games and include wild cards. Just asking a question and we probably would not be able to play for money unless the station could get a sponsor to put up some cash. Maybe the mortgage company could put up a couple of hundred for the tourney. We could play in one of the conference rooms at the station and the boys could come up do a remote from up there like the junkies used to do.


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This message was edited by jafter on 10-17-03 @ 5:59 PM

[spoon]

I would definately be up for a poker road trip! Bring your uno cards dave!

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[JustJon]

Has anyone else played online www.partypoker.com
We start a game in a private room one night just for starters.

spoon tried to get a game together in the Game room, but only I replied.

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[stickyfingers]

yeah it was me that tried that....but i'll play poker with yous guys

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[DeadMoney]

Hey, prior to the tourney actually getting put together, anybody interested in just putting together a game in the DC area?

[JustJon]

dammit, I knew it started with an S.

ok, online poker game this week... more info a lil later in the Game Room, so we don't derail this thread too badly. And if anyone else is interested, just wait for the thread there to continue the discussion.

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[Jennitalia]

is this strip poker or normal poker?
either way, i'm in

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[spoon]

Glad to see the party poker idea was started already by Sticky, not me (as you found out). But I do play there and the tournaments they do now are great. We should go on some night and try to establish a room of R/F peeps. My name there is Spoon9, or some other number i forget. I've done well too, winning 9 of 13 tournaments entered so far. I'm in for any poker, who here is the true "dead money"??

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[ADF]

I'm up for the online poker thingy as well as going down with someone, trading a place to stay for the ride (as well as some gas money, etc.)

Edit: I mean that the person giving me the ride would enjoy free room and board at my parents' residence down in Maryland.

And no, there are no sexual innuendos in this post.

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This message was edited by ADF on 10-20-03 @ 11:49 PM

[Yerdaddy]

What were the details of a tourney on tonight's show? I missed it.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm so in.

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[jafter]

They did not give any specific details, but I do know this from talking to Ronnie and Deadmoney. They want to have about 40 players 8 per table, no limit texas hold em. There is a 3 hour time limit. But none of the other details have been discussed.

Deadmoney runs poker tourneys in the DC area and he has a whole crew who will handle the cards, felts, chips, and dealers.

I hope I can make it to the event so I can play.

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm hard.

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[FUNKMAN]

if additional players are needed, i would attend.

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[Billy Staples]

Texas hold em....I am so in

If I am allowed in the State

my middle name is poker!!!


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[David Lee Kinison]

Poker I hardly knew her......
Count me in Just gimme a time and place.
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A Lil Aint Enough !!!

[Gmann]

If you guys get a time and place set up then I'll tell ya'll if Im in or not.

[ronjock58]

Definitely interested in playing. I will keep looking for sign-up details.

[jafter]

The place is Dave and Busters on Nov. 14, the time TBD (most likely sign in time will be 6:30pm so we can make sure everyone is ready to play when the show starts.) At the pool tourney people showed up late and we had alternates.

Ron and Fez will announce how to enter for the poker tourney on the air. A few select chairs may be reserved for special guests of the show.

More info to come when available.

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[jafter]

The place is Dave and Busters on Nov. 14, the time TBD (most likely sign in time will be 6:30pm so we can make sure everyone is ready to play when the show starts.) At the pool tourney people showed up late and we had alternates.

Ron and Fez will announce how to enter for the poker tourney on the air. A few select chairs may be reserved for special guests of the show.

More info to come when available.

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[silera]

I want to play too.


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[jafter]

I want to play too.


Silera -- start looking for a ride now so you can make it to the show. I don't want you to miss another Dave and Busters event.

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[Mike Teacher]

For all of you, like me, who got all they know about Texas No Limit Hold 'Em [if you know enough about Poker to deal with seven card stud; you're over halfway there] from the movie "Rounders"

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Texas No Limit Hold 'Em (http://www.poker-studs.com/texas_hold_em.htm)

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[IrishAlkey]

If I drive down there and get there on time, and I don't get in the game, I'll start swinging wildly at random people.

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[David Lee Kinison]

Jafter
Can I get a seat at the Big peoples table?


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A Lil Aint Enough !!!

[JustJon]

hurm. I don't know if I can get off from work on the 14th to come down. We'll see...

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[silera]

I have requested off.

I have a ride.

I have money.

Nanana.


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[stickyfingers]

my cousin's wedding is the 15th in baltimore so I'll be down that way anyway....I smell a trip to the White Flint Mall floor 3

Jafter,

About the poker tourney....how much play money do we all start with? and, more importantly, Will you get wasted this time? I owe you a ride.


PS: There is a hotel across the street that is walking distance to the show if anyone from up this is way is planning a trip. I'll bring the bottle this time.

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[DeadMoney]

Banging.

It looks good, I think we're on like donky kong in hong kong playing ping pong with king Kong. Should finalize the tourny in the next few days. It's looking like this...

40 players,
5 tables 8 players each,
$1000 in chips to start with,
blinds raise incramentaly every 15 mins

Im really excited about this tourny. We're going to put on a FAT ASS Tournament for all of yall.

If anyone needs to learn poker or wants to get into a game prior to the tourny they can email me at deadmoneypoker@aol.com.

Thanks

J

[IrishAlkey]

Ask Jon how easy it was to collect $20 bucks for the Ron Fez baseball jerseys.



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[FUNKMAN]

if additional players are needed, i would attend.


i have to fold and cash out, cannot make it!



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[silera]

Don't mean to rain on your parade Dr. Evil, but no way are 40 Ron and Fez fans able to come up with 1 thousand dollars in less than two weeks just before the holidays.

A $100-$200 buy in with the same about of people would still give you a good 4K-8K pot and be more inclusive. Anyone with half a brain that doesn't know how to play Texas hold 'em shouldn't try to learn within a week or so to put up 1K of their money.

Guaranteed, you keep the buy in that high, and this won't be an R & F event, it will just be a regular Poker Tourney with two really cool MC's at the healm.

I'm definately not wasting my time or money to attend if it stays at 1K.


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[mikeyboy]

I didn't think anyone was really putting up 1K, (or any money for that matter).

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[JustJon]

I didn't read that as costing $1k, I read it as starting with $1k in chips. I don't think R&F would ask their listeners to cough up 1,000 each.

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[silera]

In my world, when you get $1000 in chips, you have to pay for them.

However, I stand corrected and will play if I don't have to cough up 1K.


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[jafter]

Each player will start with a $1K in chips. You are not allowed to gamble for money in Dave and Busters it is just for fun. There will be different prizes for the people with the most amount of chips. I think they are also thinking about having a regular caller such as myself, cheeseface, Irish Alkey and others to sit at each table. If the other players knock us out of the game that person may win a small prize. (not written in stone yet)

It should be a great time.

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[DeadMoney]

Maryland law prohibits poker games for money. Even in charity cases now. This tournament will be all the glitz and glammer of a live poker tournament without the buy in money. but the prizes should be really good.

[DeadMoney]

However...if anyone REALLY just has to get into a live poker game email me at deadmoneypoker@aol.com

[Danvh]

Has there been any info on how to join this tourny?..I would like to enter and will be at the event.

[jafter]

There has not been an official announcement about the poker tournament. We are still waiting for approval from the lawyers. Most likely you will send an email to ronandfez@aol.com you must be 21 to enter.

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[DeadMoney]

the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers

[Danvh]

Thanks for the info man.. I play poker all the time and have been to a few ron and fez events and been lurking on this board for a bit, and u guys seem like great guys/gals to drink some beer with and play some cards..

[Danvh]

Thanks for the info man.. I play poker all the time and have been to a few ron and fez events and been lurking on this board for a bit, and u guys seem like great guys/gals to drink some beer with and play some cards..

[Justice4all]

I have only been to this Dave and busters once, but at the one in Philly they used to have a mock Casino inside. For 20 bucks you buy like $2,000.00 in phoney chips. The contests were for the people who made the most money with the phoney chips. I am willing to bet this is the same thing. You put in like 10 buck, they give you 1000.00 in chips and you have at it.

at least that is what I remember about the pricing. They took away the casino in the Philly D and B's years ago to expand the pool hall.

P.S. count me in as well, I think i should be able to get out of work! And my girlfriend wants to take me to Baltimore for a weekend, why not that weekend!

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[Pol]

I'd love to get in on a poker tournament. I just moved here from Arizona about 3 months ago and just want to play some cards. Hell, I'd even love a live game.

Btw, I have some amatuer dealing experience and know every major poker game if you're desperate for dealers.

[jafter]

For those of you who are trying to play in the poker tournament, send you emails to ronandfez@aol.com. There are limited number of seats for the tournament.

Remember if you do sign up and are chosen to play make sure you get there early. We are on a time schedule and things need to be done before the show starts. So we need everyone to get there early so you spot is not given to anyone else. Check in time for the poker tourney ENDS AT 6:30 PM if you are not there by then you may lose your spot.

It should be a fantastic time hope everyone can make it out.



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[Buzzy]

Hey Dead Money,

What's up with this poker club? You taking new memebers? How about a web site? I'm from Winchester, VA but I'm always looking for a game.

Regards;

Buzz

[DeadMoney]

Yes, The Dead Money Poker Club is taking new members. We'll have a booth to sign up at the Big Ass Poker Classic. Memebership gets you a newsletter with info on upcomming tourny's, free money from casinos, entry into all club tournaments and a monthly poker ring get togeather. If anyones interested, hit me up at deadmoneypoker@aol.com.

Thanks,

DM

[jafter]

Here are the rules for the poker tournament so anyone who will be playing can familiarize themselves with the format that we will be using.

Welcome letters to the players will be going out the middle of next week. Good luck to all who have signed up.


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Ron and Fez Big Ass Poker Classic

Official Tournament Rules







**For the rest of this document The Ron and Fez Big ass Poker Classic will be refered to as RFBAPC







NOTICE: All game playing associated with the RFBAPC are played as games of skill ONLY!

There will be no gambling or monetary wagering of any sort. Any one found gambling or discussing wagering of any kind will be escorted from the premises.







1. GAME: The only game played in the RFBAPC will be No Limit Texas Hold'em

NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLD'EM: 7 Card Game. Two Cards will be dealt face down to each player, the first round of betting commences, Three community cards will be dealt on the table face up, The next round of betting commences, one community card is dealt face up, The next round of betting commences, one final community card is dealt face up, and one final round of betting commences. Highest 5 card hand made of a combination of the 5 community cards and each players 2 hole cards wins the hand.

Rank of Hands (from lowest to highest): High Card, One Pair, Two Pair, Three of a Kind, Straight (5 cards in consecutive ranking order), Flush (5 cards of the same suit), 4 of a Kind, Straight Flush (5 cards in consecutive ranking order and of the same suit), Royal Flush (Straight Flush consisting of 10, J, Q, K, A)

2. ANTE: There will be no Ante for the RFBAPC

3. BLINDS: The two players to the left of the dealer will have mandatory bets (blinds). The player directly to the left of the dealer will pay the small blind and the person 2 seats to the left of the dealer will pay the big blind, which is twice the small blind. All blinds will be regulated by the RFBAPC and will raise incrementally throughout the tournament. A blind table will be made available.

4. DEALER: Each table will have a live permanent dealer who is not involved in game play. To mark the dealers position on the table for blind purposes, a "Dead Dealer Button" will move clockwise around the table after each hand.

5. BETTING: The minimum bet for the first two rounds of betting is equal to the highest blind posted on the table. For the last two rounds of betting the minimum bet will be equal to twice that of the highest blind for that hand. All raises must be at least the incremental size of the bet that is being raised.





ALL IN: At any point in the hand a player may go all in by pushing all of his chips to the center of the table. No Betting minimums may effect the "All In". Additionally, if a player is placed in a spot where he cannot meet the minimum blind due to him, he will be considered as "All In"

SIDE BETS: If a player goes "All In" he is only in action for an equal amount of chips as he has gone "All in" with. All additional chips, and all additional rounds of betting for that hand will be placed in a side pot. The side pot will be treated as a separate hand with the low "all in" player not being counted in that hand.

SPLIT POTS: In the event of a tied hand. The pot will be divided equally among the tied players. In the event that there is an odd number of chips to be divided the extra chip will be given to the player closest to the left of the dealer button.





6. INITIAL STAKE: All entrants will be initially given the same chip count to begin play. There will be no re-uping of chips. If a player is out of chips, that player is out of the tournament.

7. TABLE BREAKDOWN: As players chip counts change and players begin to get knocked out of the tournament, the PIT BOSS at his discretion, will move players to other tables to keep table play as even as possible. When a table is no longer needed, the PIT BOSS at his discretion will break that table down and deem it no longer an active table.

8. TABLE SEATING LIMITS: The maximum nu

[silera]

Rank of Hands (from lowest to highest): High Card, One Pair, Two Pair, Three of a Kind, Straight (5 cards in consecutive ranking order), Flush (5 cards of the same suit), 4 of a Kind, Straight Flush (5 cards in consecutive ranking order and of the same suit), Royal Flush (Straight Flush consisting of 10, J, Q, K, A)


Full house beats a straight?


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[A.J.]

Look at Jafter -- the Sam "Ace" Rothstein of the board!

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[DeadMoney]

I'm not exactly sure how th boat got left out of those rules, but YES a full house beats any hand excpt 4 of a kind and straight flush (royal or not)

[silera]

high card < pair < 2pair <3 kind <straight <flush <full house <4 kind <straight flush <royal flush.


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[IrishAlkey]

Thank you for that amazing display of reading comprehension.

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[TheMojoPin]

Can't you two stop fighting long enough to see that you LOVE each other?!?

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[jafter]

Sorry everyone these are the rules that Wonderboy emailed me. Sorry I did not totally proofread them.

Jafter.


Silera you do have a ride now correct we want you to make this event.

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[ADF]

Any idea what how the blinds will go? 20? 50? 100?

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[jafter]

The blinds will increase every 15 minutes. That way people will be forced to play or be eliminated.
I have seen the blind schedule, and once I find it I will post it.

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[silera]

I will be sandwiched firmly between alkey, adf and hairy elvis to ensure that no sodomy laws in New Jersey, Pennsylvania or Maryland are broken en route.



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[JustJon]

As much as I was looking forward to being there on Friday, I have some personal issues on the homefront that prevent me from planning anything out of the tri-state area. Y'all have fun and take lots of pics.

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[jafter]

Well the welcome letters for the contestants will be going out in the next day or so. Good luck to all of you who have applied to play.

If you did not go to Dave and Busters last time you missed a great time. I hope we can have an even better turn out this time.

Hope to see everyone there.

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[iridium13]

You said that you run a poker club in the DC area. How would I get information on this club?

Thanks,
Jamie

[jafter]

Well the welcome letters should be going out today and we have some board members playing in the tourney.

Silera, ADF, Alkie, Lazlo, and myself will be bounty players. If someone knocks us out that person will win something from Deadmoneypoker.com.

I hope everyone comes out and enjoys the show.

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[stickyfingers]

uh oh...i hope this doesn't mean that i'm not in

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[Beef]

Damn I guess it is too late to get a seat eh....

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[jafter]

Thanks to everyone who came out and played there will be another one in a few weeks. To those of you on the waiting list we will get you in next time. Pete great job you kicked butt on Friday night.

Pam I hope you had a good night after 3 years.

Beth and Leslie, I hope you two had fun playing and I was very glad we had an opening for you.

see everyone in a few weeks for the next tourney.

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[silera]

I'm sorry.



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[Yerdaddy]

Daddy went out on the first hand.
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I'm sorry.

Bullshit. Anyone who had a problem with you playing drunk chick also got to see your underwear, what there was of it, so they've been more than compensated.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[IrishAlkey]

She flosses her ass.

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[Yerdaddy]

She did that at the table and she lasted longer than you.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[CaptClown]

I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry. I should be sorry for buying that last one you had. The good thing is you turned me onto Patrone and you did last a pretty long time.

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army

[DeadMoney]

Salara, you were fucking wasted...and you still played better than 38 other people. Good job. I'm going to try getting shit faced next time I play.

[DeadMoney]

That goes for silera too

[silera]

I think it's easy to underestimate the drunk blonde in leather pants.



The good thing is you turned me onto Patrone


My life's work, one alcoholic at a time...


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[Drunken_Chica]

Silera, you are my idal. I'm going to ware tighter pants and drink even more at the next show.

Kyndall

[silera]

I'm going to ware tighter pants and drink even more at the next show.


Another convert.

I'm a better missionary than any Jehovah's witness or Mormon.


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[A.J.]

I'm a better missionary than any Jehovah's witness or Mormon.

That's a good "position" to be in.

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Red Sox Nation

[CaptClown]

My life's work, one alcoholic at a time...



Call me a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings.

Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army