Free Guinness Bar Towels..hurry!

[Tall_James]

Hurry up, don't know how long this offer will last...

Click here... (http://www.guinnessoffer.com/bartowel/?sid=241)

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[Reephdweller]

Niiiiiiiicccccceeeeee....just ordered mine!

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[JustJon]

I just had to get me one

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[ChickenHawk]

I don't even drink, but hell... A free towel's a free towel.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 10-15-03 @ 12:53 AM

[Tall_James]

C'mon folks...THEY'RE FREE! Use them for batch rags if you have to.

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[Wormwood]

mmmm Guinness.

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[FUNKMAN]

THANKS! For the 'heads up' James... I love Guiness, straight up or mixed with Bass or Harp...

you can never have too many towels....

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[grlNIN]

Got one.

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[furie]

good call


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[mikeyboy]

Got one.


Somebody lied about their age... :)


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[grlNIN]

Somebody lied about their age... :)



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[Steels]

Thanks James, my towel is on the way!

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[monsterone]

nice

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[Death Metal Moe]

Sweet titties.

Thanks Tall_James. And thank YOU Guinness!

Dude, I SO lied to them too. I like Guinness, but not in the ammounts I told them I drink it. I don't know. I thought that if I told them I drink it twice a year like I actually do, they might not send me a towel.

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[stickyfingers]

doh...i put a fake address...why am i such a skeptic

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[TheMojoPin]

I think I should be dead with the amount of alcohol I told them that I drink.

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[Reephdweller]

Dude, I SO lied to them too. I like Guinness, but not in the ammounts I told them I drink it. I don't know. I thought that if I told them I drink it twice a year like I actually do, they might not send me a towel.



Hahaha I did the same exact thing. Though I didn't give them my real name or birthday.

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[DeltaPin]

Already had some, even got them in Ireland, but you can never have enough.

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[ADF]

I got my to<i>ooowwel!

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[jocefus]

got mine

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[Bill From Yorktown]

that reminds me - about this sort of extortion of email addresses or home addresses for things - do you "lie" there too? For example, the email address I put was nonegiven@aol.com. As for the home address, I put appartment G (it's a private house so there are no apartments) so if they sell my name / address, I can catch it. Anyone else play that game?

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[Aggie]

Offer not valid to residents of CA, CT, KS, MT, TN, TX, UT and VA.


That's so messed up, I guess hicks don't like Guiness. Someone get me a towel. :(

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[Tazz]

Offer not valid to residents of CA, CT, KS, MT, TN, TX, UT and VA


WTF. The American distributer is based in Connecticut. That makes a whole lot of no sense.



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w00h00

one offer per e-mail address..i have like 30 addresses



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[TheMojoPin]

What th-?!?!

Not valid in VA?!?!

This Irish racism has gone too far.

Frenchy, hook a brutha up with your pile of towels.

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[Fallon]

Thanks James!

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[Death Metal Moe]

They probably aren't sending promotional towels to those states because the drunks there are drinking enough Guinness already.

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[Hottub]

Six to eight weeks is officially up!

You Bastards!!!

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[Lisa Croft]

They are a bunch of stupid, filthy liars. I didn't get shit either. Boycott!

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[East Side Dave]

They are a bunch of stupid, filthy liars. I didn't get shit either.


Me neither!!! Everybody get your torches and pick-axes, we're goin' after James Frankenstein style!! Yeeeeehhhhaaaaw!!!

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beat them up, lisa!

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[FUNKMAN]

guess i could stop standing outside the shower waiting to dry myself now...

got that 'been had' kind of feeling... 'Murphys' here i come...

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[Tall_James]

HA! I suckered you all! I actually work for Guinness and we are going to use the information you gave us to open up charge accounts at Home Depot and use your good credit to buy ceiling fans!!! Hundreds and hundreds of ceiling fans!!!

OK, I don't know what happened here. Those SOB's are making me look bad for bringing this up in the first place.

Damn their black Irish hearts!


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[Tall_James]

Everybody get your torches and pick-axes, we're goin' after James - Frankenstein style!!


Later that night....

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"Tell them I gave at the office."


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[ag]

free is always good

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[IrishAlkey]

I got mine.

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[mikeyboy]

liar

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[IrishAlkey]

I'm rubbing it on my ballies right now.

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[jocefus]

still waiting.. guess it's not gonna come.. another christmas will go by and i will still have no towel =[

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[Fallon]

My guinness towel got high and wandered off.

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[furie]

great! I was counting on that. now what am I going to get my wife for christmas!


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[East Side Dave]

OK, I don't know what happened here. Those SOB's are making me look bad for bringing this up in the first place.


We don't blame you, James. But we do blame Alec Guinness!! Let's kill him!! Towel-hording Jedi, die! Die! DIE!!!

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[ADF]

Um, he's dead, Dave.

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[Katylina]

I hope this promotion is for real. Heck- I don't even drink, but the towel is cool.

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[monsterone]

james is getting a blanket party. and it would have been great to use that "free" guinness taaawwl, instead of streaching out one of my socks and making it a quiter. thanks dick.









and anyone how singed up for this crock, hide your female relatives. a gang surly, drunken horde of irishmen is conveining on your home right now to impregnate them.

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[furie]

don't drag heckler into this.


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[mothershucker]

I filled out the form two months ago, is this legit or just the run of the mill internet scam?

Anyone actualy get one in the mail?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Wormwood]

i call shenanigans on Guinness!!!

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[monsterone]

sounds more like t_j's high jinx

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[JustJon]

and where's my guiness flying disk?

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[Tall_James]

and where's my guiness flying disk?

I'm NOT taking the blame for that one.


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[sr71blackbird]

I bet when (if) it comes, its the size of a washcloth.

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[Hottub]

It has only been 4 to 5 weeks for the disk.
and only 2 weeks for the floss.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

OK, I got my Reach Flosser in the mail today.

Still waiting on the towel.

I guess I can knit one out of floss.

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[TooCute]

Ha, I got my flosser yesterday, too.

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[BoondockSaint]

But I've needed my towel for months now. I mean I'm dry now but it's the principle.

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[Reephdweller]

I got my flosser yesterday too!

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I too gained the supernatural ability to floss yesterday.

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[ChickenHawk]

Hey, what the fuck? I never got my towel... Those bastards have my name and address, and I have no towel!

...Last time I trust a booze company.


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Free Mach 3 Razor (http://members.cox.net/dailyfreestuff/free.htm)

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Why should I believe any of your rogue lies?

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[jocefus]

where the fuck is my towel, guiness!!

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free stuff rules.

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[Fallon]

My male friend is getting some tampons in the mail soon. HA!

I have about nine free magazine subscriptions from this website (http://bensbargains.net/cat_freebies.shtml), plus I get some other cool shit.

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[JustJon]

I stopped at 5 magazines. I dunno if I'll find the time to read Maxim, Blender, Spin, Gamepro and EGM, in addition to my GMR subscription, comic books and books.

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[Fallon]

I stopped at 5 magazines. I dunno if I'll find the time to read Maxim, Blender, Spin, Gamepro and EGM, in addition to my GMR subscription, comic books and books.
Yeah, I don't have time to read all of them (Sporting News, Stuff, TV Guide, Razor, Computer Graphics World, Spin, GamePro, PC Magazine and FHM) either, but they were free and I may have signed up for a couple more. I could set up a hell of a waiting room.

Got my flosser today.

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[JustJon]

I bring my Spin and gaming magazines to work to read during lunch, there's no way Maxim will be in my office here. I haven't received my first Blender yet, so we'll see about that one.

So far, I've received Spin and Gamepro mags, waiting on the others.

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[JustJon]

I got my free toothpaste a lil over a week ago. Still no guiness swag.

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[furie]

I haven't washed in months because I'm waiting for my towel.

DAMN YOU GUINNESS!!


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[Reephdweller]

I got my free toothpaste a lil over a week ago. Still no guiness swag.


I got my toothpaste last week along with FHM Magazine and Stuff

Plus my free Smart Ones dinner arrived

My dental flosser also arrived, but still NO DAMN TOWEL!!!!!!!!!!


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[Tall_James]

The Cinnamon-flavored Whitening Toothpaste tastes awesome.

I just sent the good folks at Guinness an email....

Dear Sirs,

On October 14, 2003 your website had a promotion for free Guinness bar towels. I followed the instructions specifically and put in my request. However, almost 5 months later, I have yet to receive this item.

Can you please let me know when I can expect this towel?

I sent it to the following address:

WebStore-CustomerService@Guinness.com


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[SuperClerk]

I received all three samples of the toothpaste. But still no towel.

Still no RF.net shirt either. :p

http://www.eteamz.com/IHSRH/images/Islanders_Logo.gif
Potvin doesn't suck.

[Reephdweller]

Still no RF.net shirt either.



Think that's bad, I still haven't gotten my RF Net jersey yet.

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[jocefus]

still no towel


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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[JustJon]

I got my toothpaste last week along with FHM Magazine and Stuff
I didn't apply for Stuff or FHM, but I still have yet to receive a free isssue of Maxim. And my Blenders haven't started either.

SC, I talked to you about that last week. You'll have it when I send out Crippler's jersey this week.

Reefy, I'll have to yell at those fuckers at Sports Section this week. They'll want our money if we do jerseys again this summer, but they can't send you the one they fucked up.

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[SuperClerk]

SC, I talked to you about that last week. You'll have it when I send out Crippler's jersey this week.


I know Jon. I'm sorry, I was just kidding around.

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Potvin doesn't suck.

[JustJon]

SC, need I remind you what we did to Fallon's jersey for the 2002 softball season? Yours could be next.

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[FUNKMAN]

just a sidenote:

made some 'black and reds' last week and they were VERY DELICIOUS...

Guinness and SamAdams Cherry Wheat...

it reminded me of a cherry tootsie roll pop when you get to the tootsie and you get that nice mix of cherry and chocolate... even though Guinness doesn't taste like chocolate but i was imagining it did sometimes... even when it didn't taste like chocolate it was VERY YUMMY!

so how many sips does it take to get to the 'bottom of the glass' of a Black & Red?

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[furie]

act now (http://www.kyliquid.com/promotions/approve_decline.jsp)


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Assassins do it from behind.

[Hottub]

Instant Guinness gratification!

Click here for cheap beer (http://www.guinness1759society.com/offer/Brann1759/2074201304/EN/udt503%2easp?N=4tp~DOIDHHCJH~EG3un~FNB~CHtzsu3~FNC ~CH41pr~DOLP)

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[furie]

Why? Why do you torment me with false guinness promises?!


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Assassins do it from behind.

[reeshy]

Is it me or what?? Do I see beads of "sweat" on that bottle of Guinness!! Now, we all know that you DO NOT chill Guinness stout..you drink it at room temperature...gaddam amateurs!!!!

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[center] I CAN'T GIVE IT AWAY ON 7TH AVENUE!!
Thanks to Katylina

[ADF]

Warm beer is for sickos and perverts. Oh, I'm sorry.. it was Mr. Bad Touch who said he liked warm beer.. carry on!

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[AppleBoy]

Thanks Hottub. The refund request goes in the mail tomorrow. Let's see how long it takes.

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[furie]

maybe the rebate coupon will be wrapped in the towel...


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Assassins do it from behind.

[JustJon]

And it'll be sent to you atop the Guiness Flying Disc.

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[Reephdweller]

Still no Guinness Bar Towel, but I did get free Super Sticky Post-It Notes...

http://www.lafferty.ca/stuff/misc/postit.png

http://www.3m.com/us/office/postit/supersticky/images/art/ss_postit_logo.gif

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[Tall_James]

This thread name will be written on my Tombstone. Forever will I be haunted by the Guinness company's corporate arrogance.


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Katylina]

I got my post it notes and a magnetic cat frame. NO TOWEL.

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[Hottub]

Click here. It's FREE!! (http://www.grolschlager.com/prom/)

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After Friday, my sigpic will be relevent.

[grlNIN]

I STILL never got my fuckin' towel, man!

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[JustJon]

dude, I showered months ago and I'm still waiting to dry off...

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[JustJon]

I'd also like to add it's too bad for James that we mods have sick sense of humour :eg:

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[Tall_James]

You suck Jon.
:(


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[JustJon]

I think someone needs a hug.

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[Tall_James]

...sniff... (looks for towel to wipe nose...realizes he hasn't received it yet)....

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH !!!!!!


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Patches]

I would have completely forgotten that the people at Guinness are a bunch of filthy fucking liars if this thread wasn't topped on an hourly basis.

Thanks alot, now how am I supposed to enjoy a frothy, delicious, mouthwatering Guinness!?!?

I'm going to the bar.

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[Tall_James]

I would have completely forgotten that the people at Guinness are a bunch of filthy fucking liars if this thread wasn't topped on an hourly basis.

Or you could just look at the mod quote on every one of my posts.

Damn you mods!


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[JustJon]

:eg:

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[monsterone]

so i have yet to receive my towel, but i am posting this in jame's defense. i got this from guinness today
<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/guinness.jpg>
with a coupon for $4 off a 12 pack. not too shabby.


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come back soon
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[StupidGirlllll]

I received the same thing today, but you forgot to mention that they enclosed a coupon also..No mention of the towels but they did ask us to update our-mail address..

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Much Love To MONSTERONE

[AngelAmy]

i didnt get one!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

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[East Side Dave]

:blush:

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[Tall_James]

Et tu, East Side Dave?


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[East Side Dave]

Just 'cause I'm Irish doesn't mean I speak Latin, ya Roman bastard!!!

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[Tall_James]

http://www.kamagong.com/knife_to_back.jpg
TRAITOR!


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[East Side Dave]

I didn't know Brutus was a little Asian man!! Geez, the Roman Empire was weird!!

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[Tall_James]

so i have yet to receive my towel, but i am posting this in james's defense.

Thanks. Now your next mission is to track down that traitorous East Side Dave and feed him Corned Beef and Lo Mein Noodles until they come out his ears.


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[East Side Dave]

Just try it and you'll be walking funny for a week!!....





...i'll tie your shoe-laces together...

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[Tall_James]

...i'll tie your shoe-laces together...

Curses! Foiled again.


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Hoojibs]

Everytime I see this thread under todays topics I have a small glimmer of hope that somebody got their towel and mine is on the way. ::sigh::

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[Tall_James]

Everytime I see this thread under todays topics I have a small glimmer of hope that somebody got their towel and mine is on the way. ::sigh::

Tell you what. Instead of seeing this thread and thinking someone got their towel, why don't you view it as it really is...

"Tall James and his lackies at the Guinness Corp. LIED TO ME !!!!"


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Emeril_Dice]

Now your next mission is to track down that traitorous East Side Dave and feed him Corned Beef and Lo Mein Noodles until they come out his ears.




I'LL BEAT HIM WITH MY HAIRY SHILLELAGH UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S COVER IN CREAM OF PATATO SOUP. AAAHGGGGGGEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!




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[jeffdwright2001]

Is it too late to sign up for a free towel?

:p

[ADF]

Just so you know, it's not really a coupon. It's not like you can take that to a liquor store and get seven bucks off of a twelve-pack righ there. You have to go to the website to find out how to get your "rebate," which ends up making you send your upc code to Guinness. I know that I'm going to go through the trouble just so I can get a four dollar check in the mail twelve weeks from now.

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/samurai2.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

[Hottub]

I know that I'm going to go through the trouble just so I can get a four dollar check in the mail twelve weeks from now.


Yes, in 8 months, the check will arrive at your door, lovingly swaddled in a Guinness Bar Towel

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
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[JustJon]

I think the whole thing was a sham so James and his cohorts at the Guiness corp could collect our addresses and send us those coupons....

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[grlNIN]

I recieved no towel however they sent me a coupon for $2 of off a 6 pack or $4 of of a 12 pack.


It's like they're taunting me :(



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[East Side Dave]

Last night I tried out my Guinness certificate at Casagrande's Liquor and old man Casagrande just turned me down!! What's a guy gotta do to go on a 72-hour pre and post St. Patrick's Day(s) binge anyway!!!!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 3-16-04 @ 10:49 AM

[Tall_James]

What's a guy gotta do to go on a 72-hour pre and post St. Patrick's Day(s) binge anyway!!!!


http://www.state.ga.us/gbi/othcrimes/robbery.jpg


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[FUNKMAN]

I recieved no towel however they sent me a coupon for $2 of off a 6 pack or $4 of of a 12 pack.


i received the same thing yesterday and included was a postcard with 3 ugly mugs on it... and i'm not talking about 'drinking' mugs

fucking wierd

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[Wormwood]

I got a coupon also. I guess I'm satisfied.

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goodbye girl

[East Side Dave]

http://www.state.ga.us/gbi/othcrimes/robbery.jpg


How did you get a copy of my Christmas card, James?!?!

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[Tall_James]

How did you get a copy of my Christmas card, James?!?!

What I want to know is why are you wearing your underwear on your head?


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Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[East Side Dave]

It was raining out, dammit!!!!

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[furie]

I too just recieved the coupon. I wanted that towel though.


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[Skellington]

NOthing yet....oh yeah GUINESS WON'T SEND FREE STUFF TO VA!

*pout*

Oh well, Carbombs and Beestings it is. Still.

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[SuperClerk]

[quote]
What's a guy gotta do to go on a 72-hour pre and post St. Patrick's Day(s) binge anyway!!!!


http://www.state.ga.us/gbi/othcrimes/robbery.jpg

That picture looks like an outake from "Clerks".

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/weirdscienceparents111.jpg
I don't stand for baloney.

[Lisa Croft]

Every time I log in and find this thread has been resurrected, I think I'm gonna open it and see "I got my free towel today!" but I don't. You are all a bunch of shit pastries. Stop taunting me with your naughty towel hopes.

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[badorties]

What happened to Farkers' Guinness bar towels? (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=872857)



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[Freakshow]

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Homer: What should I do with all this dirty, ill-gotten money?
Lisa: Well there are lots of needy children out there.
Homer: I see what you are saying. I need to buy a gun!

[Tall_James]

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<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>
Time marches on, time stands still,
Time on my hands, Time to kill
Blood on my hands and my hands in the till...down at the 7-11

[Hottub]

Click (http://www.guinnessoffer.com/bartowel/ )






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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[jocefus]

i just got 2 coupons and a happy st patricks day card from guiness... I can save $4 on a 12-pack and $2 on a 6pack.. .BASTARDS!!! I WANT MY FUKIN TOWEL!!!

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jocefus



Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[Reephdweller]

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[monsterone]

oh lookie here, a picture of james and his lovely wife.
<img src="http://saladport.com/uh/lionel1.jpg" />

their bathroom:
<img src="http://www.farkingfool.com/images/fark/15mar04_guiness.jpg" />


oh, and the child they adopted through christian charities and instead of sending 21› a week, he sends a towel.
<img src="http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v109/twinchester/Guinness_Turban.jpg" />


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come back soon
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[JustJon]

I just received a postcard in the mail saying the following:

Thank you for requesting a Guiness bar towel. We're sorry for making you wait - we've fixed the glitch and you'll receive your bar towel within the next four weeks. Again, we offer our sincere apologies for the delay.

- Your friends at Guiness


Four more weeks of Tall_James taunting season...

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[TheMojoPin]

I haven't even gotten a postcard, dammit.

I'm going to go all "Merchant of Venice" on James soon...

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[AngelAmy]

grr i didnt get my st patricks day postcard or my postcard to tell me my towel is coming...im never getting anything.

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[monsterone]

beat me to the punch jonny:

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<font color="black" size="1"> don't you think it's funny that if i grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and i punch his lights out, i'm a homophobe? </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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[StupidGirlllll]

Hey I just received the same postcard. Maybe we will either get another apology or the towel by summer.

Hey Monsterone, nice editing on your address. I would never be able tp tell that u lived at 7 Dungan ave if you didn't but that black line thru it.

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Much Love To MONSTERONE

This message was edited by StupidGirlllll on 4-28-04 @ 1:53 PM

[Patches]

My guess is 7 Duncan Dr.

Just when I gave up hope, my spirits are lifted again. ONLY TO BE CRUSHED BY TALL JAMES.

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<b>I'll punch every one of those bees in the face. Fuck bees. -Dane Cook</B>

[jeffdwright2001]

I give the prize to Patches, only because I ran a mapquest on it.

See you in 6 hours and 20 minutes Monsterone!

[JPMNICK]

the man is one of, if not the best sig pic artists on this board. and yet, he manages to just barely let the address slip through. now we can all go over and thank him in person for his great contributions to the board. Jeff - pick me up on the way.

PARTY AT MOSTERONE's HOUSE.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/jpm_sig.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[East Side Dave]

Monster, me and my bus station roomate, Harvey, will be over on Saturday! Running water, I says, rrrrunning water he we come!!!

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Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM; (weeknights)-
Sunday night/Monday morning through Thursday night/Friday morning- 3 to 5 AM.

[BoondockSaint]

No mention of my Guinness Frisb....I mean Flying Disc?

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/albundy.bmp
Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[TheMojoPin]

Candygram for Mr. Monsterone!

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Fallon]

I've moved since this was offered, it better get forwarded to my new place.

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[jeffdwright2001]

I've moved since this was offered, it better get forwarded to my new place.
Why don't you give us your new address and we'll make sure you get one.

[Freakshow]

His address is 123 Fake Street.



And bring fireworks

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/moon.jpg>
I left my brain inside my other head

[jeffdwright2001]

And bring fireworks
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/travel/0204/images/fireworks.jpg

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 4-28-04 @ 3:45 PM

[monsterone]

damn you diabolical geniuses, discovering my place of residence. you will not stop my strange, and forbidden science experiments.

geez, i've never had a stalker before. this could be a new experience for me. just a heads up, i keep fire arms around the house and watch out for the pit bulls.

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<center>

<font color="black" size="1"> don't you think it's funny that if i grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and i punch his lights out, i'm a homophobe? </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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[Reephdweller]

Damn Monster1, I hope no one orders 27 pizzas to be delivered to your house.



:)

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[furie]

so when and if i get it, i'll be 8 months


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[BoondockSaint]

so when and if i get it, i'll be 8 months


congrats! didn't even know you were pregnant.

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Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[blancostupido]

Guinness Towel Postcard Reciever checking in!! Hooah!

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/mlick96/tommy3.gif">
doesn't know what day it is

[Hottub]

I got my post card, but it got soaking wet when I got out of the shower to dry myself off.

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[Hottub]

I got my post card, but it got soaking wet when I got out of the shower to dry myself off.

<img src="http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif" border=0 align=right>
"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[BoondockSaint]

Wait, Hottub, what did you say?

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Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

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[Tall_James]

FYI - I sent those postcards to get all of you mofos off my back.


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[serVice]

damn you diabolical geniuses, discovering my place of residence. you will not stop my strange, and forbidden science experiments.

i thought your name was Armond.

http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/sV2_sig.jpg
Monsterone is the king.
Not doing drugs, and handing out hugs.

[monsterone]

hey, i'll host the <b>1st annual big ass bbq</b> if you guys feel like driving 3 to 6 hrs. i've got the land.

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<center>

<font color="black" size="1"> don't you think it's funny that if i grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and i punch his lights out, i'm a homophobe? </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


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[color=White]

[furie]

damn "t" button


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/rave_lee.jpg">

[monsterone]

and bring a tent, and your guns and fireworks. i have 6 acres.

<center><img border=1 src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"><br></center>

<center>

<font color="black" size="1"> don't you think it's funny that if i grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and i punch his lights out, i'm a homophobe? </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


</center>
[color=White]

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/refreshmap.adp?zi=1&rand=5422

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http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8 </center>


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<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>( o Y o )</marquee>

[Mike Teacher]

how fucking weird that in my wallet is a big ass card from 102.7, and its number is 1067, the frequency theyre at now, Kenneth.

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/newsig">

[East Side Dave]

I just got my postcard, too! Oh, I swear, James, this better be it!! Oh!! You better stop stringing us along, James, or else!! Ooooh! Ah! I don't know what the "or else" part means, errrrrh, but I'm sure it can't be good, James!! Eeeeeeeel!!

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[Tall_James]

The sad thing is that I haven't received my card from Guinness because I moved so long ago.

I may not get my towel.

This sucks.



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[AngelAmy]

i got my post card, it made my day :)

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C*U*N*T
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[Reephdweller]

The sad thing is that I haven't received my card from Guinness because I moved so long ago.

I may not get my towel.



Oh how bitter the irony would be if everyone ends up finally getting their towels except you.

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[Tall_James]

Oh how bitter the irony would be if everyone ends up finally getting their towels except you.

Agreed. That's why I have decided to knock down one of you and take your towel from you.

Watch your backs. It just might be you.


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[JustJon]

Knock me down and you go on "extended vacation" :p

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[FUNKMAN]

i received my 'apology' postcard... i decided to dry myself with it after my shower, not very absorbant and i got a papercut on my schwantz...

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">
INSIDE LOOKING OUT

[Tall_James]

Knock me down and you go on "extended vacation"

It'd be worth it just to see the look on your face.


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[Def Dave in SC]

The sad thing is that I haven't received my card from Guinness because I moved so long ago.


Just go to their website, www.guinness1759society.com, and simply update your info.

EDIT: Fuck it, the link isnt working. Google it.

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Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


UCF:AYBABTU

This message was edited by Def Dave in SC on 4-29-04 @ 2:38 PM

[ChickenHawk]

Wooohooo! Just received my apology postcard. I guess I was part of the "glitch".

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
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<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[deepend]

Last week I got a postcard from Guinness...apologizing for the delay in shipping FOR MY TOWEL!!!! They guaranteed me it would arrive within 6 weeks or something. Anyone else receive this or am I the only lucky winner?

The only problem with reality is the lack of background music

[grlNIN]

3-4 weeks!!!!!


:confuse:

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<br>Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more</center>

[FUNKMAN]

Anyone else receive this or am I the only lucky winner?


not that i'm aware of!
;p

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INSIDE LOOKING OUT

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I never got a stinkin' postcard!

Bastards!

<IMG SRC=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/alice2_sig.jpg>

It's a cat house! A CAT HOUSE! Thanks M1!

[ADF]

I gots me a postcard, too. Woohoo.. one more month and I'll never have to buy toilet paper again!

<center><img src = "http://somesuch.org/sigpics/adfbundt.gif"><br><center> <i><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[Reephdweller]

I never got a stinkin' postcard!



Me neither!!! Those fucks!

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[ozzie]

Thank you for requesting a Guinnessr
bar towel. We're sorry for making you
wait - we've fixed the glitch and
you'll receive your bar towel within
the next four weeks. Again, we offer
our sincere apologies for the delay.

- Your friends at Guinness
http://www.kellsirish.com/gifts/images/misc/KMguinnessbartowel.jpg
http://www.perfectpintshoppe.com/zpostcardsmiling.jpg


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[Patches]

I got mine, bitches.

<img src=http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/patches2.jpg>

<b>I'll punch every one of those bees in the face. Fuck bees. -Dane Cook</B>

[Tall_James]

Still no postcard. The Gods of Irony are making an example of me.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>

Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of
something went wrong with my semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy
white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

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[Patches]

I still haven't figured out what to do with it though, when it comes. I mean, a black jizz rag is just tacky.

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<b>I'll punch every one of those bees in the face. Fuck bees. -Dane Cook</B>

[DeltaPin]

I got my postcard. Now to wait patiently by the door.


I still haven't figured out what to do with it though, when it comes. I mean, a black jizz rag is just tacky.

Blasphemer, jizzing on Guinness, that's just not right.

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ktk7439/files/potch.JPG>

[Hottub]

At least it is insant gratification. For what it's worth. (http://www.guinness1759society.com/offer/Brann1759/2074201304/EN/udt622%2easp?N=4tp~DOIDHHCJH~EG3un~FNB~CHtzsu3~FNC ~CH41pr~DOLP)

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[furie]

for the record. Still no Towel.


<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/rfsigs/SimpPulp.jpg" height=100 width=300">

[Patches]

Thats all well good that Guinness has less calories and carbs than skim milk or OJ, but I typically don't go out and drink 10-15 glasses of OJ.

AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TOWEL?

<img src=http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

<b>I'll punch every one of those bees in the face. Fuck bees. -Dane Cook</B>

[AppleBoy]

I just got my $7 refund for the Guinness 12 pack and it took only a mere 13 weeks. Thanks again Hottub. Now if only my Grolsch bottle opener would get here.

[AngelAmy]

:( hasnt it been 4 weeks yet

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[BoondockSaint]

Yes it has. I think James may have sent these cards out as some sort of cruel joke.

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/sogsig2.jpg
Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[East Side Dave]

I bet you James is actually short!!!


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Big Ass Mafia

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[Tall_James]

Yes it has. I think James may have sent these cards out as some sort of cruel joke.

I had the cards printed at Kinkos and mailed them from CT so they wouldn't have a MA postmark.

The hard part was securing all of your mailing address. I couldn't get all of them so that's why some of you haven't received your postcard yet.

This is turning into the greatest scam ever.

And ESD? I'm not really tall. I'm more wide.


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[East Side Dave]

I'm more wide.



Wide James, eh? Muhahahahahahah!!!! Someday you'll git yers, widey!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Avast, me fuckos! I be huntin' for the great, WIDE whale...

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[furie]

<img src="http://www.weta.org/pressroom/onstage/newhart/images/swright_400x600.jpg" width=200 height=300>

"I took my dog for a walk on the ledge of my building. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afarid of widths."


<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/rfsigs/SimpPulp.jpg" height=100 width=300">

[Tall_James]

Did you guys get your towels yet?


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[Iamnotatool]

I did

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Iamnotatool]

Not

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif>
Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[KERMIT]

I

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Its summer time. Watch the Yanks sizzle and the Redsox fizzle.
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[KERMIT]

Did

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Its summer time. Watch the Yanks sizzle and the Redsox fizzle.
<a href=http://kanesblog.blogspot.com/ target=_new>Kane'sBlog</a>

[KERMIT]

................Not Get it either...............

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Its summer time. Watch the Yanks sizzle and the Redsox fizzle.
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This message was edited by KERMIT on 6-2-04 @ 6:07 PM

[reeshy]

Got mine today when I got home...EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ! BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHHHHHOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[center]

[Patches]

If there is not a towel in my mailbox when I get home, so help you, God!

<img src=http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

<b>I'll punch every one of those bees in the face. Fuck bees. -Dane Cook</B>

[East Side Dave]

Ya hear that, Wide James? Ooooh! Oh, you're goin' down, Jamesy-boy!! Ohhh! Ooooo! Ahhhhh! Oh, I don't know how we'll get you but until then- more vowel sounds!!! Ooooooh!! Eeeeeeeee!! Aaaaaaaaay!!!!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 6-3-04 @ 12:33 PM

[JustJon]

Got mine in today's mail. "Let the good times overflow"

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[ChickenHawk]

I STILL haven't gotten mine... What the hell's the deal?
Any day now I'm gonna get a postcard that says "Sorry, but you were part of the glitch that was in the glitch. But we fixed the glitch that was in the fix for the first glitch, so we'll send our your towel as soon as the next glitch inside of the last 2 glitches gets fixed. Thanks! And keep drinking our beer!"


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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
<strike>Shock</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>[color=white]

[reeshy]

And keep drinking our beer!"


It ain't beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[center]

[monsterone]

Did you guys get your towels yet?


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/patton.jpg>
Avoiding household responsibilites...one post at a time
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::tj rolling around neked in piles of guinness towels, laughing minically::

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<center>

<font color="blue" size="1"> Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


</center>
[color=White]

[BoondockSaint]

Got mine, bitches!






http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/sogsig2.jpg
Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[JustJon]

I STILL haven't gotten mine... What the hell's the deal?
Any day now I'm gonna get a postcard that says "Sorry, but you were part of the glitch that was in the glitch. But we fixed the glitch that was in the fix for the first glitch, so we'll send our your towel as soon as the next glitch inside of the last 2 glitches gets fixed. Thanks! And keep drinking our beer!"


<img width=400 src="http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_thebobs.jpg">
There was a glitch in the system. We fixed the glitch.

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[Def Dave in SC]

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/architect.jpg

There was a glitch in the system until The One returned to the source. Therefore you shall be recieving your bar towels vis a vis the postal service. They shall arrive within a fortnight.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=DefDave"><br>

Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


UCF:AYBABTU

This message was edited by Def Dave in SC on 6-6-04 @ 6:20 PM

[Katylina]

I think I'll just air dry instead.

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<marquee>Sometimes I feel I've got to run away I've got to get away from the pain you drive into the heart of me. The love we share seems to go nowhere. And I've lost my light, for I toss and turn I can't sleep at night<marquee>

[reeshy]

Let's see....I got 14 towels...at $25 each..that would be...

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[badorties]

An imaginary Guinness magnet to go with your imaginary Guinness towel (http://www.nwd42.com/offer/Brann_Guinness/1855720298/EN/udt241.asp%3fN=4tp~DO~CH2tp~DOA~EG33oq~DOTZ)



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[Patches]

nothing.

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<b>I distinctly heard 'Jew down the price.' -Ben Stein</B>

[ChickenHawk]

Apparently it's also an imaginary website to go with your imaginary Guiness merchandise.

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[badorties]

my bad .... this should work

guinness magnet (http://www.nwd42.com/offer/Brann_Guinness/1855720298/EN/welcome.asp?N=4tp~DO~CH1pr~DO)

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[Tall_James]

Great! Now about that towel...


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[Reephdweller]

Still nothing...not even the followup postcard that some of you got...this thing'll never come!!!

I've gotten everything from free mach 3 shavers to usb thumb drives to tongue scrapers, everything except this stupid towel...and of course none of that stuff isn't as cool as this friggin' towel!!!


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[Def Dave in SC]

Damn, I want some USB drives and a toungur scraper.

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Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


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[Tall_James]

Damn, I want some USB drives and a toungur scraper.

They're the same thing. USB connectors are awesome at scraping the crud off your tongue.


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[grlNIN]

Got mine snuckas!

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[Tall_James]

I got no postcard. I got no towel. I put up with all of this shit for absolutely for nothing in return.

You all suck. Complain to someone else. I'm done caring.


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[Tall_James]

OK. Maybe I just need a nap.


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[furie]

i got mine


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[TheMojoPin]

Fuckin' "void in VA" bullshit offer.

I'm gonna hunt all of you down and spunk on your towels, one by one.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[FUNKMAN]

haven't gotten mine yet but i do see the muslim mailman with a brown turban that has guinness written on it...

HMMMM??????

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[SuperClerk]

Got mine today. Was expecting a bigger towel. Still cool.

"Foreign wrestling matches are a lot like foreign films; no one really understands 'em, but they don't want strangers to think they're stupid, so they rave about them and turn their noses up at anyone who says otherwise."

[Hoojibs]

I got mine yesterday.

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Much thanks to M1 for the sig.

[Patches]

If I don't get mine within a week, I think its only fair Tall James gives me his.

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<b>I distinctly heard 'Jew down the price.' -Ben Stein</B>

[furie]

Was expecting a bigger towel.


it's a bar towel.


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[Tall_James]

If I don't get mine within a week, I think its only fair Tall James gives me his.

If I don't get mine I'm coming to your house and taking yours. By force if necessary.


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[Katylina]

I got mine yesterday and used it as a washcloth last night.

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[Tall_James]

I got mine yesterday and used it as a washcloth last night.

OK Patches, forget about you. I'm taking hers! ;)


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[FUNKMAN]

Got mine yesterday. It wasn't too soft as a matter of fact it felt like one of my used batch rags. Maybe that's why them guys were smiling on that postcard?

nah! i guess you can't look a gift horse in the mouth...

Thanks James!



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[samnyc]

I haven't gotten mine yet. Can someone please scan it in so I can enjoy too? Thanks.

[Patches]

it felt like one of my used batch rags.


Ok, I lied. I really did get mine, but I sent it to Funkman when I was uh.... 'finished' with it.

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<b>I distinctly heard 'Jew down the price.' -Ben Stein</B>

[Freakshow]

I have yet to recieve my Guinness bar towel.

Of course, I never sent away for one, so that sorta makes sense.



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[IrishAlkey]

It has arrived!

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[jocefus]

i got my tooowwweelllll

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Big ups to amy, aggie, satcam,adf and fluff for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[stickyfingers]

Got it...then someone beat me up and stole it.

That towel really tied the bar together...man.



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[Hottub]

Still no towel, but I've been using the card as a Batch-Rag for weeks.
Not all that absorbant, but the glossy side creates a great "California Cookie"!

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