Free Guinness Bar Towels..hurry!

[Def Dave in SC]

I want my goddamn towel!!!!!!!!

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=DefDave"><br>

Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


UCF:AYBABTU

[ADF]

Just received mine.. hooray!

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/ADFsig.jpg"></a><i><br><br><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[AngelAmy]

i got mine!!

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[AngelAmy]

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/towel.jpg

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This message was edited by AngelAmy on 6-9-04 @ 11:37 PM

[ADF]

http://www.somesuch.org/images/guinnesshead.jpg

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[FUNKMAN]

Ok, I lied. I really did get mine, but I sent it to Funkman when I was uh.... 'finished' with it.


SHARING 'that's what this board is all about!'

thanks Patches! thought it smelled kind of bleachy





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[NewYorkDragons80]

Yeah I got mine... finally

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[monsterone]

SAY WORD SON!!!@


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<font color="blue" size="1"> Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
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[Tall_James]

OK YOU UNGRATEFUL MONKEYS - AFTER TAKING MONTHS OF ABUSE FROM YOU - HOW ABOUT ABOUT A THANK YOU FROM THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT TOWELS?


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[Freakshow]

Hey James, I want to say thank you.

I wasn't even a member of the board in time to send away for a towel. But that being said, this thread has been a source of constant amusement. So thanks for that.

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[Tall_James]

I wasn't even a member of the board in time to send away for a towel. But that being said, this thread has been a source of constant amusement. So thanks for that.

You're very welcome.


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[Tall_James]

http://www.somesuch.org/images/guinnesshead.jpg

ADF - You were at Abu Gharib?



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[FUNKMAN]

Thanks Again James!

Patches and me are gonna batch one off in your honor...


;)

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[IrishAlkey]

This is the smallest towel in the history of towels!

James sucks!

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[Tall_James]

James sucks!

Coming from Alkey, I'll take that as a "thank you".

You're welcome.


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[IrishAlkey]

http://www.cdih.net/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif

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[Cybersoldier]

I got mine a few days ago

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Thanks for the sig monsterone

[JustJon]

Only took a week short of 8 months...

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[East Side Dave]

Well, I must put the "wide" in Wide James away and return back to the "Tall." For alas, Tall James, my Guinness towel has arrived! Hooray!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 6-9-04 @ 2:43 PM

[Tall_James]

I WANT TOWEL/OWNER PICTURES POSTED! ADF HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!


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[Freakshow]

Here is me with my towel TJ:


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Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!<br>Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?</center>

[Def Dave in SC]

<img src=http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=DefDave"><br>

Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


UCF:AYBABTU

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-9-04 @ 5:20 PM

[Reephdweller]

http://www.osirusonline.com/bartowel.jpg

Look what was in the mail today.

Thanks Tall James!

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[AngelAmy]

I WANT TOWEL/OWNER PICTURES POSTED! ADF HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!
um...i posted it first....but thanks for the credit

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This message was edited by AngelAmy on 6-9-04 @ 11:34 PM

[mikeyboy]

Okay. Here's my idea. After 6 months of drama, big chunk of the board has towels, right?

Take your towels on vacation!

It's the next logical step. They don't take up much space, so if you take a vacation this summer, bring your towel along. Take pictures of your towel on vacation and post them here. If you meet famous people see if you can get them to take a picture with your towel. We can get competitive and see who comes up with the best towel photos. (No photoshop, ya rat bastards). Who's in?


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[JustJon]

Okay. Here's my idea. After 6 months of drama, big chunk of the board has towels, right?

8 months

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[Shecky]

I just got mine yesterday.

[DeltaPin]

Woohoo! I got it in the mail today.

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ktk7439/files/potch.JPG>

[Hottub]

Hey, hey!

James, I thought you might appreciate this...


http://siebert.home.att.net/TJ.jpg











This is me, rubbing my wood with my new towel!!

Thanks, Bro!

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

[Tall_James]

Hottub & Reefy - SWEET!

(Amy - sorry for the mistake)


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This message was edited by Tall_James on 6-10-04 @ 8:40 AM

[grlNIN]

May impair vision...

<img src=http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/beergoggles.jpg>

<br>
<br><center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ninny">
<br>Don't know about you
but i am un chien andalusia</center>

[Tall_James]

grlNIN - hand me the dramamine! nice pic though! thanks for posting it.



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[grlNIN]

Well, i thought it was funny.

And thanks for allowing me to illegally order this towel man!

<br>
<br><center><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=ninny">
<br>Don't know about you
but i am un chien andalusia</center>

[scorpion]

I have been trying to get one for two years now ans all I get is a stupid post card saying sorry for the delay............



<img src="http://www.healthytraining.com/rf/kittycar.jpg">

Now I'm starvin

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

big chunk of the board has towels, right?


I didn't even get a postcard! I'm NOT happy and if Fuzzybutt isn't happy, no one will be happy!

<IMG SRC=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/alice_sig.gif>

Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[mikeyboy]

Okay, Hottub, give her your towel. The last time she was like this she trashed the staff room.

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[Reephdweller]

I didn't even get a postcard! I'm NOT happy and if Fuzzybutt isn't happy, no one will be happy!



Don't read too much into the fact that you didn't get a postcard, I never got one either though the towel came anyway.

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[Hottub]

Okay, Hottub, give her your towel. The last time she was like this she trashed the staff room.


I would love to, however, at this point it is so stiff, I can't fold it up to mail it out.

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Big A.S.S.#22127

[Patches]

I gots me a Towel!!! Am I glad I hurried!

Seriously though, good call TJ- Thanks..

I don't know what to do with it- batching in it and throwing it in Funkman's window has gotten so passe'.

Going with a variation of a previous suggestion, I think I'll take it on all of my drunken adventures and get cool pics with it to post.

<img src=http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

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[AngelAmy]

ive adopted it as my blanket...like linus

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[scorpion]

Just tried the link again and it doen's work anymore. I WILL NEVER GET MY TOWEL :(



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Now I'm starvin

[TheMojoPin]

I can't believe people are surprised at how small it is (Myself included).

TJ used the term "BAR TOWEL" in the goddamn thread title!!! What do you numbskulls think a "bar towel" is?!?

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 6-11-04 @ 2:01 PM

[Hottub]

I thought he said Beach Towel.

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[monsterone]

it's amazing what a towel and a digi camera will do(and these are the sfw ones):
<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100059.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100053.jpg>
<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100050.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100048.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100046.jpg>
<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100045.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100044.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6100043.jpg>
<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090024.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090023.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090018.jpg>
<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090017.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090013.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090005.jpg>
<img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090004.jpg><img src=http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/random_images/P6090001.jpg>

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<center>

<font color="blue" size="1"> Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


</center>
[color=White]

This message was edited by monsterone on 6-14-04 @ 1:36 AM

[monsterone]

oh yeah, this is guinne going out on thur & fri. liver htes us both, but these are going off to guinness.

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<center>

<font color="blue" size="1"> Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


</center>
[color=White]

[mikeyboy]

m1, this is for you.

http://www.sociology.niu.edu/applause.gif

...and I'd like to see the non-sfw ones.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-14-04 @ 1:42 AM

[monsterone]

you're getting to see 16 of 60 pictures, taken between the hours of 10-2 am, after 2 i have to respect the ladies.

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<center>

<font color="blue" size="1"> Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick </font>


<font color="white">moe & horde king, come back soon</font>


</center>
[color=White]

[IrishAlkey]

Monster is the only one here I consider an equal.

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[Tall_James]

Monster, you are a GOD among men!

...now send me the NSFW ones.


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[Reephdweller]

Nice job M1.

This should be our new thing, to take photos of them in different places, events...such as weddings, etc, and bars with hot chicks!

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[Freakshow]

Hey M1 is the Guinness towel going to be at your summer fun weekend? Cause I might have to change my plans....




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Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!<br>Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?</center>

[sr71blackbird]

I got mine!! I guess I was hoping for something a little bigger than a washcloth though.

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[badorties]

towel envy (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=989284)



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[Freakshow]

Damn they are quick.

I like the 'let teh good times overflow' one

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Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!<br>Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?</center>

[Tall_James]

UPDATE:

I still haven't received my towel.


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[reeshy]

Hey James,
I could cut a few threads off of my towels for you if you like!!!! I'll drop in the mail....probably be there in 5 or 6 months!!!!!!

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[center]

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I could cut a few threads off of my towels for you


And I'll knit them together with my free flosser.

PS-- I still haven't gotten mine either.

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[jeffdwright2001]

Nice link Badorties.

For some reason, I liked this one:
http://members.cox.net/asuteameight/fowlcowl.jpg

[Fallon]

Free Guinness Magnet..hurry!
Brann_Guinness/1855720298/EN/welcome.asp (http://www.nwd42.com/offer/Brann_Guinness/1855720298/EN/welcome.asp)

<center>
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[mikeyboy]

http://hv.nwd42.com/offer/Brann_Guinness/Images/offer_double_registration.jpg

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[Fallon]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Use a different e-mail address.

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[Furtherman]

I got my magnet a couple weeks ago.

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...with thanks to JustJon

[AngelAmy]

woohoo!! its on its way....maybe ill get it for christmas

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The years may come and go but there's one thing I know, love is all there is when I'm with you.</font></b>

[TheMojoPin]

Man, fuck my awful excuse for a state.

Fuck it right in its ear.

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[Reephdweller]

On it's way. The way I look at it, it'll be something to look forward to come 2005.

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[Freakshow]

Hooray. Now I get to join in the fun of waiting for something from Guiness that may never come.



<center><img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/moon.jpg>
Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer!<br>Your boyhood dream is to eat the world's biggest hoagie! And you did it at the county fair last year, remember!?</center>

[JustJon]

Yay! more free guiness crap!!!

And I was able to do it with the same, old email address. In fact, it even kept all my address shit so I didn't have to type it.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[scorpion]

TWO YEARS LATER.

I finally got it.



<img src="http://www.healthytraining.com/rf/kittycar.jpg">

Now I'm starvin

[sr71blackbird]

If the magnet is anything like the towel, I can use it to hold up a Post Itr note!!

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<center><B>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</B></center>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</marquee>

[Tall_James]

Ironically, I STILL have not received mine.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~cheeseeatingbird/kerry1.jpg>

[ADF]

I actually brought my towel all the way to California in an attempt to take a picture of it at disneyland. I left it at the hotel. Fortunately, I did manage to grab this pic of the Walt Disney amd Mickey statue.

http://randi.somesuch.org/images/disney/dis2.JPG

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://somesuch.org/sigpics/topato.jpg"></a><i><br><br><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[furie]

Ironically, I STILL have not received mine.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~cheeseeatingbird/kerry1.jpg>

irony or justice?


<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/furie1335/.Pictures/rfsigs/rush30.gif">
<a href="http://fallingtowardsapotheosis.blogspot.com/">mental vomit</a>

[ozzie]

http://www.brannxcelerator.com/offer/Brann_Guinness/Images/offer_thanks_magnet.jpg
Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery

Stickyfingers? You taking bets on this? Cuz if you are, I've got fitty on the OVER!

::marking September 27th on the calendar::

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I beat the clown!__________SigPic courtesy CZMc2004</center>

[BoondockSaint]

Got my magnet Today!

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/sogsig2.jpg
Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[East Side Dave]

Got my Guiness blood tests back today! All clear!

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

[ag]

I think I registered for this thing back in october, and I just got it a week ago

<MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE><a href="http://profiles.myspace.com/users/5410711"><img src=http://www.myspace.com/images/banner_130x55_07.gif><MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE>

[Freakshow]

I have yet to recieve my Guiness Magnet. I did receive some spam from them today. Hooray!

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Thanks Furtherman, SatCam, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>Bacon Sandwich is an odd name for a ferret</center>

[JohnnyCash]

Still waiting...

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/cash_monster.jpg>
Thank you Freakshow.

[Tall_James]

Got my magnet....no towel though.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>
[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

[BoondockSaint]

Yesterday I got an email from Guinness inviting me to a thing at BB King's. 2 hours of free Guinness and food. Maybe I'll wear my towel as a bib.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/squrl/piazzazakk.jpg
M1 is the shit!

[Tall_James]

Yesterday I got an email from Guinness inviting me to a thing at BB King's. 2 hours of free Guinness and food. Maybe I'll wear my towel as a bib.

If you get 2 hours worth of free Guinness then my job here is finished. I have succeeded in bringing alcohol-fueled joy to at least one person.

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/layla.jpg>
[center]"Freakshow Makes...Tall James Takes"

[Freakshow]

Ok, so my spam was an invite to an event, too. But the closest one was Philadelphia, so they are basically encouraging me to drink and drive.



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Thanks Furtherman, SatCam, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>We don't need a cure we need a final solution</center>

[Fallon]

I got the email too and signed up (11/3 I think) for Boston. Who knows if I'll go, but I'm in.

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[Reephdweller]

Got my free Guinness magnet to go along with my bar towel! Nice!

That plus I won $28 in the office chuck-a-buck pool make this a sweet sweet day!

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[AngelAmy]

i got my magnet, NICE! i totally forgot about it, what a nice surprise :)

<center><font color="blue"><b>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
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<font color="red">To all the people who never gave love, and continue to deny me 'cuz of what I look like: suck my dick you fucks!!!</font>
<font color="blue">I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there someone's gonna touch my body.</font></font></b>

[JustJon]

Got my magnet too! Rawk!

So what's the next Guiness swag?

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon11.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>Message from Rwanda:</p><p><img src="http://img102.echo.cx/img102/338/100b29306qz.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Who'd a thunk?</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
Fuck it from behind.

[Tall_James]

<p>So that's where the towels ended up.</p>

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james"><br>

The Cheese-Eating Bird (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[Furtherman]

<p>The largest Guinness brewery in the world is in Nigeria.&nbsp; Africans love Guinness.</p><p>Second largest is in Jamacia.</p><p>Third, Ireland.</p>

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherblur.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[Tall_James]

This thing needs to be bumped yearly.&nbsp; For the record - I'm still waiting for mine.

[PapaBear]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />This thing needs to be bumped yearly.&nbsp; For the record - I'm still waiting for mine. <p>It's only been 11 months (to the day). You're early.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>You're just hurting yourself tonight man.</p><p>You gonna slam your penis in a car door next?</p>

[Tall_James]

I'm early, big deal.&nbsp; Give me any more shit and I'll make sure you never get that towel.

[JustJon]

I gotss mah tahel.<br />

[Hottub]

<p>This one's for you, TJ.</p><p>Thanks budday!</p><p><img title="Bar towel on vacation." height="240" alt="Bar towel on vacation." src="http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9813/communionpigfieldday053fo8.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[furie]

i got two because i was impatient and signed up twice

[Reephdweller]

Just used my bar towel to wipe the cold sweat off my beer bottle. Love this thing to this day!

[sailor]

dammit, just got excited. hate you old-schoolers!!

[cougarjake13]

dammit, just got excited. hate you old-schoolers!!

motherfuckers got me too

[Reephdweller]

Fuckin' noooooooooooooooooooobzzzzz on tha innerwebs!!!!!

[reillyluck]

Ha!! i love seaching stuff on the interwebs. Check out these lame dorks trying to get a towel. :lol:

http://www.spoofee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4569

and yes...it was in 2003.

[Hottub]

I got mine!!!

Thanks TJ!!

Reilly now gets a big ol' heap of...


FACE!!!!!!

[Reephdweller]

Anyone know where I can find a current coupon code for DeepDiscountDVD.com?

[sailor]

Anyone know where I can find a current coupon code for DeepDiscountDVD.com?

xm202

[Reephdweller]

xm202


Damn, I was hoping that would work. thanks though

[sailor]

Damn, I was hoping that would work. thanks though

now we're even, old-school.

[Reephdweller]

now we're even, old-school.

Oh yeah, well I just phound the code, so

PHHHHHHHHHHACE!!!

[cupcakelove]

Every time this thread gets bumped, I think that I have a chance at getting a free towel, and every time I'm disappointed. :down:

[sailor]

Oh yeah, well I just phound the code, so

PHHHHHHHHHHACE!!!

i bet you're makin' that up. :tongue:

[StupidGirlllll]

I remember it took like 6mths to get a dish clothe. Everyone thought that they where getting a beach towel. I got a beach towel alright..for a barbie doll that is.

[Snoogans]

this is way better than free spoon or pantera

[epo]

this is way better than free spoon or pantera

Where are my towels? I'M WAITING!

[sr71blackbird]

I need a new batch rag!!!

[Furtherman]

Large Blaze At Guinness Factory Site (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091221/twl-large-blaze-at-guinness-factory-site-3fd0ae9.html)

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/skynews/20091221/18/1544393839-large-blaze-guinness-factory-site.jpg?x=310&y=231&q=75&wc=321&hc=240&xc=40&yc=1&sig=ZPu.o2t2w23BUXK9zyKITw--#310,231

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A brewery spokeswoman said the fire started at a storeroom which was rarely used and contained plants, empty storage tanks and unshipped Guinness bar towels.

[ToiletCrusher]

Go back to posting about an octopus.

We've already heard about that guinness story.

[Hottub]

Large Blaze At Guinness Factory Site (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091221/twl-large-blaze-at-guinness-factory-site-3fd0ae9.html)

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/skynews/20091221/18/1544393839-large-blaze-guinness-factory-site.jpg?x=310&y=231&q=75&wc=321&hc=240&xc=40&yc=1&sig=ZPu.o2t2w23BUXK9zyKITw--#310,231

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This story deserves it's own thread!!

Oh, the humanity!!

[Furtherman]

Go back to posting about an octopus.

We've already heard about that guinness story.

Where? A search for Guinness or Ireland turned up nothing. Unless someone can't spell it or gave it some lame thread title.

And I was posting about OCTOPI... who will be your masters.

[ToiletCrusher]

Where? A search for Guinness or Ireland turned up nothing. Unless someone can't spell it or gave it some lame thread title.

And I was posting about OCTOPI... who will be your masters.

Those multi-legged freaks?

Even they knew about the fire.

[Furtherman]

Those multi-legged freaks?

Even they knew about the fire.

I bet they did, with their ability to read minds!!

[RhinoinMN]

I bet they did, with their ability to read minds!!

HAARP cephalopods!

[Sinestro]

Still waiting.