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fatylvr20
10-13-2003, 03:42 PM
Not an exciting time for me right about now. Late Aug early sept. i had taken tests for all those awful things known to us as STDS and HIV. And thankfully not a thing showed up on the radar...clean as a whistle. I especially went to get it done due to the fact i had a really really awful smelling white liquid discharge. It kinda itched too. I was given some meds for i think gon/chla i believe. For a bit over a month i was fine then around last sat it came up again. A goddamn itch and the same smelly ass discharge. Its annoying as hell and its got me thinking like a nut cause #1 haven't banged no one since june and #2 the tests came up clean the first time around in late aug/early sept. ideas?

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IrishAlkey
10-13-2003, 03:46 PM
That's what you get for banging fat chicks.

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fatylvr20
10-13-2003, 04:03 PM
Never know alkey. She was 5'10 ehh some 230 maybe more. Bear in mind i'm 6'3 around 160 :(

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LatinSpiceXoX
10-13-2003, 04:09 PM
That's what you get for banging fat chicks.


HEY!!!! I resent that!!

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grlNIN
10-13-2003, 04:13 PM
... poor bastard.

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high fly
10-13-2003, 04:16 PM
the same smelly ass discharge


Are you sure you're looking in the right place?

Your "tool" may be fine, but you better get that "ass" checked out.



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fatylvr20
10-13-2003, 04:25 PM
Whatever the case maybe i will remain the "fatylvr" cause i loves the fatgirls. Na nothing wrong with my butt. Pisses me off cause i'd like to use my buddy again on another unsuspecting phatgirl.

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high fly
10-13-2003, 04:27 PM
B-but what about that anal discharge? That sounds serious.

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Tall_James
10-13-2003, 04:28 PM
She was 5'10 ehh some 230 maybe more. Bear in mind i'm 6'3 around 160

Jeez...did you fall in or something?

That chick could use you as a toothpick.

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fatylvr20
10-13-2003, 04:30 PM
Holy crap edit edit edit!!! i have no "ass" discharge. Only from me tool. that was a figure of speech....bah forget it i'm too late to backpeddle now. :mad:

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reeshy
10-13-2003, 04:34 PM
B-but what about that anal discharge? That sounds serious.


That would scare the living shit out of me!!!!!

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high fly
10-13-2003, 04:37 PM
smelly ass discharge


Probably colon cancer.
If it hasn't gone too far, you'll probably be ok.
Might need a colostomy bag, though. Don't worry, chicks love the colostomy bags.
You better think up a good story on how your butt got so diseased.
Good luck!

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fatylvr20
10-13-2003, 04:38 PM
If i can be serious for a moment. I've already scheduled an appt. But could still use an idea of what this could be. Either that or i'm the only loser who's had this.

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high fly
10-13-2003, 04:50 PM
Colon cancer, possibly Leukemia or a form of Hodgekin's Disease.
Could just be sepsis. Or Yaws.
Maybe Ass-Gangrene.


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This message was edited by high fly on 10-13-03 @ 8:51 PM

DJEvelEd
10-13-2003, 05:13 PM
You may have the Ass Worms. Find a Tobacco Ball quick, and shove it up your ass.

And if you keep pickin those dick scabs, you'll never need lotion to masturbate.

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Duke
10-13-2003, 05:15 PM
i hope every thing will be ok man

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-13-2003, 05:45 PM
Regardless of the "tooling," you might want to get tested for Trichomoniasis.

Here's a little trich link (http://healthlink.mcw.edu/article/946068166.html)

Hope all turn out well!


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sr71blackbird
10-13-2003, 06:08 PM
Sounds like a urinary track infection. Go to a health food store and buy a bottle of unsweetened cranberry juice. It'll clear you right up! Dont get stuff like Ocean Spay, its all diluted down. Real pure cranberry tastes real tart and will make you gag the first time you try it if you arent prepared for the tartness. Also try some cranberry pills while your there.

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10-14-2003, 03:10 PM
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high fly
10-14-2003, 03:53 PM
That smell sounds definitely like some putrid flesh.
I'm leaning towards sepsis more now.
Could be fatal, you know.


Could make for a wacky obituary.




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