You know your a pothead when....

[Snoogans]

yea so aggie's messageboard addict thread spurred this, im a hack, so what. anyway, i know you fucks could add some quality to this list:

-You have names for all your apperatus
-You cant remember when the last day was that you didnt smoke
-you have black light posters (some posers do this without the pothead part)
-You feel stoned for the first 15 minutes of everyday without smoking (my personal favorite)
-Your standard issue work gear that you bring everyday includes a hackysack, possibly the greatest "toy" of all time

think of more good ones

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[walking joint]

i had a good one to add, but forgot what it was while logging in.

[hyperspace]

suger covered baked beans with slices of ham cooked into them with a side dish of milano cookies and chocolate shake sound like a dream meal.

[TheGameHHH]

-the only other people you enjoy spending time with are also potheads


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[Furtherman]

SHHHHHHHHHH!!!


Did you hear the phone ring?

[hyperspace]

while stopping at the QuickMart for a snack you stagger around the Mens Room and bump into the tampon machine.

[Snoogans]

you forget to call your "friend" until 8:30 and now he is out untill after 11

Fuck im an idiot

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[phixion]

when you stumble into a gas station at 3 in themorning and asking the dude if he sells chocolate chip cookie dough ben and jerrys.

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"Go sit on the toilet and pull and tug on your weiner until white stuff comes out."

[more cowbells]

***...uh, what ??? ***[cough]

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This message was edited by more cowbells on 10-13-03 @ 11:32 PM

[FUNKMAN]

when you are driving on familiar roads and suddenly forget where you are and panic... it takes a minute and you get your bearings and say:

"That Was Awesome Baby"

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[Snoogans]

i think anyone is a pothead when they think dick vitale is funny

btw that was FUNK

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[flavorsaver]

you find yourself waiting for a STOP sign to turn green...

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[Snoogans]

nice, maybe im not totally fucked up, anyone else ever accidently stop on a green light?

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Death Metal Moe]

-You RF mail Death Metal Moe and tell him to go on AIM because you have shit to bitch about.

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<strike>Your Mother</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[monsterone]

...when you have to make a comment about what brand of blunt is being rolled.

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>my who-who hurts, and i smell like my gran'ma</Marquee>

[Snoogans]

-You RF mail Death Metal Moe and tell him to go on AIM because you have shit to bitch about.

hey man take it as a compliment, its cause your the only person intelligent enough to talk to still up that i know the screen name, you should feel like the man if Snoogans wants to talk to you :)


...when you have to make a comment about what brand of blunt is being rolled.


DUTCH MASTER PALMA.....ALWAYS

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Mike Teacher]

-Your standard issue work gear that you bring everyday includes a hackysack, possibly the greatest "toy" of all time


Man, I tried and tried and tried, but if I'm dribbling a hacky sack like a soccier ball; hitting five in a row is like amazing.

Frisbee! My weapon of choice in my college stoner days. Especially at the beach; on a day when the wind was just right; and you were throwing forehands and backhands and just putting them practically in the strike zone of the guy catching.

Actually, it's my friend Mitch. He plays in a hard rock band; Hat Trick of Misery, and we were like Frisbee demons. Not fancy, but on a crowded beach we'd be 100 feet apart, and half the time we didnt even have to take a step to catch the thing.

Snoogs, I have stopped at quite a few Green Lights.

But never a stop sign.

Stoner sign: It takes you at least three attempts to leave your place by car. Meaning, you will have to return from the car back into your house to grab something you spaced.

Stoner sign: You actually know what Hindu Kush and Northern Lights are.



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[guttersnipe]

Stoner sign: It takes you at least three attempts to leave your place by car. Meaning, you will have to return from the car back into your house to grab something you spaced.

I do that just about every day. And I don't get high.

must be the dementia setting in.

or maybe just lack of sleep (she says at 3:50 am)

~snipe



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[grlNIN]

-After posting you read what you wrote back to yourself and try to decipher if it makes sense or not.

-Every task, big or small seems impossible.

-Liquid.

Must.

Have.

Liquid.

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Whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine</center>

[Steels]

The person with the sharpest rollin' skills warrants shotgun.

It is protocol to arrive 15 minutes early to every movie in order to light up.

You have a bottle of "Clear Eyes" in your glove compartment.

"Dude" is a prelude to everything and anything said.

You realize how cool album covers can be!

You become intolerable to people that canoe your spliff.

Bob Ross is suddenly brilliant and must see t.v.

Your girlfriend is convinced she has the world's most boring boyfriend.

Ron and Fez are even FUNNIER!

Neither your friends or yourself seem to find the strength to MAKE MORE ICE TEA!

The movie "Heavy Metal" is suddenly a masterpiece.

You realize that showering daily is overrated.

Your appreciation for the 24-7 "Quick Check" deli rivals that of the sun.

You start to believe that filling up ice trays is a cardinal sin. Or at least that's how it seemed with my friends.

Your bed is now your "Temple".

You posses an empty toilet paper roll stuffed with several sheets of fabric softener.

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[Aggie]

-the only other people you enjoy spending time with are also potheads

So sad, but so true.


"Dude" is a prelude to everything and anything said.

Yep, GameHHH is a pothead.


.... you have to start budgeting money for your munchies.

.... you have ever made something to eat out of a little of everything in your house and it STILL tastes great.

.... the employees at the gas station already know what kind of cigars you want so you don't have to ask.

.... the 'puff, puff, give' rule is sacred.

.... you own the standard smoking movie collection, including Half Baked, Dazed & Confused, and Friday.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 10-14-03 @ 10:45 AM

[Aggie]

I found a quiz in case anyone wants to kill some time (unti they can get home and smoke again). :)


Congratulations! You tested positive for PotHead! Does someone like the ganja? Yes you do! You probably like Phish, or have really long hair, and talk about weed a lot or something along those lines... now go out and celebrate with a fresh bag of ol' reliable.

Quiz (http://quizilla.com/users/uglygirlskill33/quizzes/Are%20you%20a%20pothead%3F/)

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This message was edited by Aggie on 10-14-03 @ 11:25 AM

[Furtherman]

Where is that ringing coming from? Dude, did I just say that or think that?

[JustJon]

Snoogs, I have stopped at quite a few Green Lights.

But never a stop sign.

Cops ever stop you for not stopping?


Dude, you like gotta check out the colors on this thread...

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[phixion]

Bob Ross is suddenly brilliant and must see t.v.


yo that has nothing to do with being a pothead. bob ross is just the man, who is loved and admired.

happy little clouds for all

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"Go sit on the toilet and pull and tug on your weiner until white stuff comes out."

[FUNKMAN]

the tips of your thumb and index finger look like they were burnt in a bad accident...

you go out for lunch and when you come back it looks like somebody spraypainted your eyes a deep red...

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[TheGameHHH]

Yep, GameHHH is a pothead.
yea, that's the pot calling the kettle black..........get it, pot??? see what I did there? hahahaha


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[high fly]

I, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

like wow, man, what was the question?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hottub]

Dude....
Oh wait a minute....


Dude, don't Bogart it. Dude, you n-lipped it WTF

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

[TheGameHHH]

yes, i often say WTF


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[high fly]

"....there was and then he and did you see like when there was a big great poking up through this can do it but got a poking, poking uhhhhh, poking through uh, ah what was I and then we took it off the porch and drove them to through the skin all up in the teacher's lounge and saw some smoke coming out so we ran and tasted like a new one but it took too long...."



" and they ask me why I drink"



This message was edited by high fly on 10-14-03 @ 8:48 PM

[more cowbells]

[quote]
You have a bottle of "Clear Eyes" in your glove compartment.

classic!!

When hacking up a lung for a good 5 minutes then afterwards saying "that's some good shit, dude!"


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This message was edited by more cowbells on 10-14-03 @ 9:14 PM

[fatty]

you never post anymore cause you're too fucking lazy

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<marquee>Asked her who's the man and she said it's fatty, then i bust in her e-y-e

[flavorsaver]

"You have a bottle of "Clear Eyes" in your glove compartment"

...and a small spray-can of OZIUM...

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This message was edited by flavorsaver on 10-15-03 @ 1:14 AM

[TooCute]

You know your a pothead when....

You can't figure out the difference between "your" and "you're".

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[shamus mcfitzy]

You can't figure out the difference between "your" and "you're".


i was gonna say that yesterday but I probably would've gotten some comment from someone about being a "spoil sport". Luckily no one really cares what you post TooCute

[Steels]

You can't figure out the difference between "your" and "you're".


I did not know a person could be as condescending like yourself with such consistency. I'm not sure I've ever been more turned off towards a person by just mere words. You have some attitude problem.

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[TheMojoPin]

I did not know a person could be as condescending like yourself with such consistency.

"Can't you two stop fighting long enough to see that you LOVE EACH OTHER?!?"

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[monsterone]

http://www.foodforthepoor.com/graphics/bananabark/crying.jpg

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<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.</Marquee>

[stickyfingers]

...this is your favorite thread

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jrich is quite a guy

[Steels]

When you post a "White Castles" appeciation thread.



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[shamus mcfitzy]

I did not know a person could be as condescending like yourself with such consistency. I'm not sure I've ever been more turned off towards a person by just mere words. You have some attitude problem.



Maybe I'm missing some sarcasm.

If not: I guess I was wrong, and that someone did care enough to be a complete asshole. You can always depend on the assholes. I'm sure Steels' reason for being turned off is completely based on this one response and not any opinions political or otherwise that Too Cute has. Oh no.......

[JustJon]

Actually, I thought the grammatical correction was funny.

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[Death Metal Moe]

When you measure the price of things in terms of how much pot you COULD have purchased with that money.

As in "Man! Gas is expensive! It took like half a gram to fill my tank!"

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<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Snoogans]

When you measure the price of things in terms of how much pot you COULD have purchased with that money.

As in "Man! Gas is expensive! It took like half a gram to fill my tank!"


How come everyone of moe's reasons is only a reason cause I did that. dammit dont you think there was a reason i didnt put all those in my original thread :)

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Snoogans]

in regards to the your vs you're thing,
read previous threads where i have stated its just easier and faster to no have to type the apostrophy or extra letter. thats cause im lazy, not a pothead....
though i may be lazy because im a pothead

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[GwEnYpOo]

when you start mistaking everything for a blunt , pens , Q-tips , etc.


the artist formerly known as trashy/cheesy30

[high fly]

When you're sitting there doing BH's, haven't moved for a long time, but still manage to lose your lighter.





...."Blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop...
"hey, look what my hands are doing!
"Blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop,
"I can't control them!
"Blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop.......hey, look how they wiggle from side to side!
"Blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop......Whoooooa! now they're doing it over here!
"Blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop!
"Aieeee! Now they're draggging me over here!
"Blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop,blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop, blew-de-loop!...."




" and they ask me why I drink"

[more cowbells]

Damn, high fly, looks like your fucked up now....

<img src="http://members.aol.com/rfbobbypantera/morecowbell"><br>Bring back RON & FEZ to N.Y.C.!

[Snoogans]

When you're sitting there doing BH's, haven't moved for a long time, but still manage to lose your lighter.

come on, everyone knows when a pothead loses a lighter, he didnt lose it, another one of the circle of potheads accidently pocketed it, and that you shouldnt worry, cause you'll end up doin it to someone else later on

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Steels]

Actually, I thought the grammatical correction was funny.

http://www.fontanellepress.com/media/cheerleader.jpg


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[Contra]

-When you grow your thumbnail long just for the purpose of cutting through blunts.

-If you actually scrape the resin out of your bowl to have more to smoke.

-If your idea of shopping is picking up things that say Little Debbie on them.

Another Contra and LSP joint production
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Easy come easy go...Live is but a dream...See you space cowboy

This message was edited by Contra on 10-15-03 @ 11:55 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

-If you can smoke Snoogans under a table.

(not possible in this poster's opinion)

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[phixion]

not possible in this poster's opinion


someone doubts my abilities.

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"Go sit on the toilet and pull and tug on your weiner until white stuff comes out."

[Steels]

When the plate with crumbs from last Tuesday's dinner is still resting on your night stand.

When you are a valued customer at West New York's very own "East & West".

When you've made a bong out of passion fruit.

When the water spurts and sprays out of EVERY faucet in your home uncontrollably because your friends felt the faucet filter made for fabulous screens for their pipes and bongs. Oh man did I used to flip when they pulled that shit!

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[Snoogans]

not possible in this poster's opinion


someone doubts my abilities


bring it on SISTAH

hahahaha....but seriously, ill go toe to toe

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Death Metal Moe]

When you've made a bong out of passion fruit.


I'd like to see that. I'd prefer a pomegranate. THAT would be a challenge!

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<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[TheMojoPin]

When the plate with crumbs from last Tuesday's dinner is still resting on your night stand.

No, that just means you're Howard Hughes.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Aggie]

.... when you plan a trip to California for the sole purpose of smoking some chronic. :)

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[hyperspace]

your new discussion title reads"IM STONED OFF OFF ASS". and chronic is available in N.J.

[JustJon]

.... when you plan a trip to California for the sole purpose of smoking some chronic. :)

Or a trip to Amsterdam

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[Gaia]

Can I get in on the toe to toe smokin' all you mo' fo's under the table contest ??
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This thread is hilarious by the way...

<img src="http://gaia.50megs.com/gaia12.jpg">

[Snoogans]

everyone can get in on it, we'll get together and start rippin the binger until only 1 person is left

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[phixion]

PHIXION: Last Man Standing

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"Go sit on the toilet and pull and tug on your weiner until white stuff comes out."

[Snoogans]

we'll see about that my friend

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[UnknownPD]

when you are aroused from sleep as your speeding ferry slams into the dock.

[Aggie]

I think Gaia and I could hang, Snoog. We'd really have to prove it though.

And for some reason we can't, we can determine the last WOMAN standing. :) I'll kick your ass girl!

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[Jennitalia]

can i get in on the fun? i can hold my own

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[Gaia]

This would be fun...we could do a last man standing thingy.....Jennitalia....Aggie....Snoogans......(M yself), and anyone else who wanted to participate. It would probably be great "wholesome" fun.....I can see it now.........

****gets that glassy look in her eyes*****
;)

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This message was edited by Gaia on 10-17-03 @ 2:25 PM

[zoom2457]

Dudes, count me in.

You know your high when driving down the road and stop for a deer and it starts chasing your car. (At least that's what I remember.)

Also, when you've sat at a red light for 1/2 hour and didn't realize it kept changing and you missed it.





"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[JustJon]

I'll bring Cinnabons ;p

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You wander around Schiphol Airport looking for the departure gates but you keep winding up at arrivals.

I love Amsterdam.

Wow-- I could SO go for some Cinnabon right now. Dipped in chocolate. And peanut butter. And nachos. Oh man, ice cream...

Wait. what?

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I always thought that if I held you tightly
You'd always love me like you did back then

[FUNKMAN]

when you go into a strange apt building for a nickel and you start getting whacked by seven different guys with sticks...

OOCHIE OUCH!

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/livealbum100.gif">

[monsterone]

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/U/uglygirlskill33/1044645327_mStuffPic1.JPG

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you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

[Steels]

You know you WERE a pothead if you smile as I bring up good ol'.....

"Davidson Street"

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[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.10-7.com/humor/mugshots/nick_nolte.jpg

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
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[CrazyClare]

1. When you hear your cellphone ring in popular music and have to turn down the music to determine if your phone is really ringing.
3.when you spend an hour looking for something that is right in front of you.
4.When your drug dealer starts to get attached and starts calling to let you know they miss you.
2.Lighter stealing has just become a way of life.
17.On friday when Washington heights flooded you became worried about the wellbeing of you drugdealer but not too worried cause the weeds in plastic bags.
20.It hurts your feelings when one of your smoking buddies stops smoking in order to staighten up their lives

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[JustJon]

...you count 1,3,4,2,17,20 and it seems right to you

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[high fly]

...you wake up lying in a pool of your own vomit and say: "This ain't so bad. Could be worse.", then roll over, and go back to sleep.

" and they ask me why I drink"