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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-13-2003, 11:19 AM
Is it any wonder I hate people? (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/126392p-113202c.html)

It costs a lot of money to raise a lion cub, so contribute to the Noah's Lost Ark Animal Fund. The Post should cough up some funds.

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This message was edited by JustJon on 10-14-03 @ 10:31 AM

Snoogans
10-13-2003, 11:25 AM
this was definately fucked up, and im gonna send whatever few bucks i can to this place, though i have a feeling that after the shit storm about to come, the post is gonna take care of this one themselves

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HBox
10-13-2003, 11:28 AM
Anything for a story, I guess. Although, the NY Daily News is not the newspaper to be moralizing. I'm sure they are just jizzing themselves catching the Post doing something illegal and this stupid. I doubt they have much real concern for the tiger.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-13-2003, 11:45 AM
I'm sure the News got a boner when they heard about it. The two papers have been in pissing contest with each other for years. I'm sure the Post is going to pretty generous once word gets around.

I also figure it's a worthwhile organization. I don't have a lot of money to spare, but I figured I'd send them a couple of bucks.

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This message was edited by JustJon on 10-14-03 @ 10:32 AM

Snoogans
10-13-2003, 11:47 AM
i just have to say, the newspaper war in the city is histerical. the papers cream at getting a chance to fuck another paper, and the papers constantly battle for readers and good stories. i think alot of important news items go unpublished cause of that. where i live, you basically get the bergen record, and since they dont have competition to worry about, i think it makes for a more informitive paper

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


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UnknownPD
10-13-2003, 12:00 PM
Umm..err..we're heroes right? (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/0000.htm)

The post version makes the reporter out to be some kind of hero.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-13-2003, 03:23 PM
"I admire what you guys [The Post] are doing," said Doug Whitehouse, who runs Noah's Lost Ark with his wife, Ellen.


Why do I think there was a "but" in that sentence?

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This message was edited by JustJon on 10-14-03 @ 10:33 AM

FUNKMAN
10-13-2003, 05:36 PM
hopefully this little cubby can grow into a healthy/happy 'king of the jungle'...

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Snoogans
10-13-2003, 05:40 PM
Holy shit thats fuckin ridiculous. im gonna print out both those articles and leave them next to each other on a pin board and everytime i here fair journalism again ill just look at those and laugh

so what do we do take the exact middle of the 2 articles as what actually happened

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-13-2003, 05:56 PM
so what do we do take the exact middle of the 2 articles as what actually happened


Journalist wanted a scoop. Found said scoop. Honestly thought he could handle 4lb cub ("It's like a kitten, right?"). Got overwhelmed. Left it at Noah's Lost Ark thinking it would get good care.

I think they guy's heart was in the right place. I'm just glad that the whole trade of exotic animals was exposed. The cub was bought "for the right price" and yet, was taken away from his mother far too early. I have to admit if it weren't for this reporter, who knows where that cub would have wound up.

Oh, and my check is in the mail!

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This message was edited by JustJon on 10-14-03 @ 10:33 AM

Snoogans
10-13-2003, 05:59 PM
i think alice has it pegged pretty good there. and yeah, tomorrow on my way to work what few bucks i can spare ill send and also somehow should degrade the post but i dont have that kind of ambition

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-13-2003, 08:42 PM
Snoog,

You rock!

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monsterone
10-13-2003, 08:48 PM
why is this thread so fucked up?


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Snoogans
10-13-2003, 09:22 PM
Snoog,

You rock!


thank you, and see, i have a heart...sometimes

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

FUNKMAN
10-13-2003, 09:25 PM
thank you, and see, i have a heart...sometimes


sometimes? all the time!

noone else ever gave me as many tips on keeping the squirrels from eating my corn...




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Snoogans
10-13-2003, 09:31 PM
yea i guess, though how could i not help ya FUNK, not after i was invited to enjoy that sweet corn when ready

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

FUNKMAN
10-13-2003, 09:50 PM
not after i was invited to enjoy that sweet corn when ready


and some "ice cold' gatorade...

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Snoogans
10-13-2003, 09:54 PM
hey man, those gatorades were key, i was whipped at that point

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!