New York Giants Depreciation thread

[Snoogans]

PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN KERRY AND REMEMBER WHAT COLOR YOUR TEAM IS

PUT SOME GLUE ON YOUR HANDS TIKI AND HOLD THE FUCKIN BALL

absolutely discusting. Mahwah HS doesnt make that many mistakes in a game. they should have won this game by 20 at least, makes me fuckin sick.
Discuss the awfullness and GO PANTHERS

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[billyio]

They really have no excuse either. They had good blocking from the offensive line. They're just not executing the plays. Stupid decisions, shitty fundamentals, and tunrovers galore. Still, I wouldn't worry. Fassel's teams kick ass in December and that is when it matters anyway.

See Ya!

[billyio]

My retarded!

This message was edited by billyio on 10-12-03 @ 5:31 PM

[phixion]

Fassel's teams kick ass in December and that is when it matters anyway.


but they fuck up in january and that is when it really matters.

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[mdr55]

JUST wait till Fassel unleases the most highly explosive offense seen Giant's history (from what I've been told). But I'm still waiting. Can we at least see what Dayne or any other RB in Giant camp has to give us? We already know what we get with Tiki- fumbles.

So I guess Sehorn wasn't the problem last year on defense. And how come the referee's don't throw that yellow flag more- Strahan is getting held on every play. And don't the Giants have anyone that can cover or at least rush the passer or even stop the rush.

But most of all, Giants need a coach. Cuz this one ain't cutting it. And he's supposedly suppose to be an offensive genuis. (at least when things go right). Fassel don't make mistakes- it's those other people (assistant coaches and players) that makes him look bad.

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[mdr55]

Seeing Bavaro and Pepper on the other side seems wrong/strange. But it's been a long time since then.



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[phixion]

But most of all, Giants need a coach. Cuz this one ain't cutting it.


smartest thing ive heard a giant fan say all season.

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[billyio]

Fassel makes some stupid decisions but at least he helped turn that team into a winner. Do you have to recall how bad the Giants were post-91?

See Ya!

[phixion]

but at least he helped turn that team into a winner.


he has taken the team as far as he can take it. just like what dungy did in tampa bay. he made em good, real good. but not superbowl good. gruden did, thats the exact situation the giants are in. get some new blood in and hope he can take them to the promised land.

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[Fallon]

Both teams played shiity today and the Pats got robbed when the god damn ref stood in the way of a pass that could have given them a first down, had to kick the FG.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I have always and will always dislike the Giants. I don't care what they do.

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[Shecky]

As a GIANT fan I have to say:

Tiki, wipe the hands after you eat Fried Chicken

Kerry, scramble and run if you have to you fuck,
you have great pass protection, use it to your advantage. And like the guy said up in an earlier post, remember you colors douche!!!!!

Fassel, I think Kerry is good enough to throw the ball down the field and not just 10-15 yards at a time

Toomer and Shockey, keep doing what you are doing, it's the only thing working!

[mdr55]

How long before we see a repeat of Giant's Offense vs. Giant's Defense from a couple of years ago. Weren't Strahan and Tiki in the middle of it back then.

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[Snoogans]

how bout we bench stoutmire and sign Pedro and let him head roll everyone to the ground. cant be any worse than the tackling yesterday.
We cant play Dayne or dorsey levens during a game cause our genius coach leaves them in active so that delvin joyce has a roster spot to do nothing.

I may have to take a trip down to Casa de Fassel in HoHoKus and beat some sense into him like im Jeff Nelson

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[JimBeam]

And what was with Shockey diddy-bopping on the sidelines and shushing the crowd after a 12 yard gain ?
Does he watch the same scoreboards as the rest of us ?

I have balls !!!

[Snoogans]

And what was with Shockey diddy-bopping on the sidelines and shushing the crowd after a 12 yard gain ?

it was like a 25 yard gain and at the time it was 7-0 NE and they hadnt even gained 10 yards yet. i have no problem with that cause unlike everyone else, he actually held on to the fuckin ball

you think we can get brunell from jax since leftwich is startin now?

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[JimBeam]

Yeah but the point is he does that shit all the time.
He wants to be like Bavaro but you didnt see Bavaro do that nonsense.

Brunnell will deff be available.
Its not too good of a chance the Giants, or anybody, would be willing to pick up that salary as is.

I have balls !!!

[Snoogans]

NOOOOOO, the giants wouldnt make a dumb move like overpay someone cough kerry cough strahan cough mike barrow cough the whole secondarycough the long snapper cough shit the whole kicking game.....do i have to keep goin?

of course they will take on brunell's ridiculous salray, and keep collins. ehh, who needs shaun williams anyway as he becomes a cap casualty....BULLSHIT
Every year they do this, maybe they would still have some fuckin heart if Armstead was still playing where he belongs. Thats why i like that shockey does it no matter what. at least someone looks like he gives a shit about whats goin on

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[HBox]

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[Snoogans]

we dominated this game on every stat. they didnt have possession in our territory after 3:16 of the 1st quarter, and we still cant win

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[HBox]

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[mdr55]

So is it time for the Fassel Watch to start ticking???

All these years and he can't fix special teams the achilles of the Giants. And we're still waiting for the high octane offense. Oh look...another fumble.

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[Snoogans]

thanks HBOX, after boston goes and kicks me in the nuts, thanks for pushing the cleats down

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[Jennitalia]

They really do suck balls this year.

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[Snoogans]

ya know. they suck for like 4 straight weeks. they finally had a good game, won, and im glad.

except they waited till the week i picked against them, motherfucker

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[Bama]

HAHAHAHA

Falcons rule! Super Bowl here we come! :)

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[zoom2457]

I cannot believe the Giants just let the Falcons roll right over them. Fassel is on the hot seat big time. If they don't make the playoffs this year, he's done.

Now, Shockey is out, probably for the season. This is just perfect.

Well, at least I have the Bucs!!!! Oh wait, they're underachieving also.

Damn, where's a sharpe knife when you need one.

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[Bama]

OK, this is getting rediculous.

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[mdr55]

Time for a new coach and some new players.

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Great day. Eagles beat the Giants, and the Bucs lose as well. GO EAGLES!!!!!!!

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[AppleBoy]

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Hi. I'm Jim Fassel, head coach of the New York Giants, here to tell you that we suck big, fat, floppy donkey dick.

Stop by the stadium Dec. 28 and freeze your balls off while you watch us get our asses kicked by the Carolina Panthers.

Hello. Is this thing on? Check...1...2...sibilance. If we lose, I quit. D-oh!

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[Snoogans]

OK, its time to bring this baby back.
WOW. that really explains it. and for once im gonna say, i cant lay this on fassel. you could stand up and point to a DT and say we are running it right at you, and you should still get 1 yard. never mind not do it in 4 chances.
these guys arent playing. personally, i like fassel, and i was thinkin maybe it was time for new blood. but i think its time for a new QB, D, and special teams. is that possible.
if fassel goes, its expected, i wont be mad if he stays. but damn why are they playin scared. they are running around like they just stole a VCR and dont want anyone to know. they have no direction, no execution, just a buncha guys doing there own things. no communication

AND CATCH A FUCKIN PASS POWDER or whatever fag name you have

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[monsterone]

gaw, atleast i know what mets fans feel like now.

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[Snoogans]

hey look, the steelers first and goal at the the one and what a novel concept, run up the middle for a yard and score on the first play.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[sr71blackbird]

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[Bama]

So, it looks like Fassel has coach of the year locked up.

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[HBox]

It's a real shame one team had to win that game.

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[Bama]

I wasn't paying complete attention. Did they take two time outs and then take a safety? And then they tried an onside free kick? Was that the plan?

4th and 19 is tough. What can you do.

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[Justice4all]

Sheesh...this is fucking sad! I think this is Fossel's swan song and it is not pretty.
Any other teams worth watching aside from the Giants this year?
Well at least we have football three days out of the next 7 comming up.
P.S. Jet's fans we feel you pain!

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[phixion]

P.S. Jet's fans we feel you pain!


no u dont. our qb was injured by your player. and our team plays their hearts out every week, and our entire season would b completely different if chad had started every game. your team is led by an incompetent coach who's only reason for coaching is so he can save his job in december. and fuck his team over in january.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

Well at least we have football three days out of the next 7 comming up.


well 5 of the next 7 if you count college football. Thursday-Monday there will be at least one game.

[Bama]

:)

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[Teenweek]

Tutorial for the Giants Defense (http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/ttomaso/WD/WDFall03/1tutorials/Karpel/fotbal.html)

[Snoogans]

thats funny teenweek, except by that method, Omar Stoutmire's palm palms will get in the way
they are all fags. goddamn castro coulda been there coach, its not gonna make tiki hold the football, amani catch it, or kerry through it well through a haze of rum

seriously though, collins stunned me with the best play ive ever seen last weekend. i mean how many QB's can trip over their own feet and then fumble because they tried to break their fall with the football, and all in one play no less. just stellar

i wonder if there was enough Giants fans left at the stadium at the end of the game to field a new team

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[Snoogans]

and goddamn who in the fuck is Ike Charlton.
its a sad, sad day when you look foward to the return of Ralph Brown

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[Snoogans]

i had the pleasure of being at this mockery of football today. though at least barber got it out of the way on play #2 instead of making us wait till your in the red zone.

on a side note, how come collins is hurt. dont ref's usually blow a play dead for delay of game, you fuckin morons

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[Teenweek]

This game was pathetic. It was really sad watching these losers wear a Giants uniform. Every single damn one of them should be disgraced.

[Bama]

I hope Collins is OK. Missing him could hurt the playoff run.

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[Snoogans]

hell of a job with that field goal by the giants. ya know the field goal that was perfectly set up by barber's fumble

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[Johnny4]

What a big fat sloppy mess the Giants are. Don't completely blame Fassell though, the Giants have more players in street clothes than in uniform.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[Snoogans]

they fought there ass off. for a team as far gone as they were, i actually have to say im proud of the effort they made today.

And Usi Umenyora locked himself up a job next season with his performance today. they woulda won today if collins was in there, so i cant bash them for it.

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[KERMIT]

Yea Great effort.With the right coach and the 4th pick player we will be back

OH Boy Is He Happy.

[monsterone]

man, what a painful season.

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[Snoogans]

it really was bad. i hurt greatly after this year

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[high fly]

Hey!
No hogging the whirlpool.
Make room for a "Skins fan in there...

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[Snoogans]

yea but everyone knew the skins were gonna suck, the giants were supposed to be good

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[high fly]

I didn't think they'd be as bad as they were and oh it hurts, it really hurts. Even in the 60s, they weren't this bad for this long.




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[Snoogans]

thats what you get for having ross perot jr owning your team and a red neck coaching it

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