how do you feel about salad tossing?

[Arienette]

ok, this is very important. i need to know what you people think. i guess this fits as well in the confessional as anywhere else...

boys - what's your opinion on having your salad tossed? are you into it? completely against it?

girls - what has your experience with guys been with respect to this? have you found that they're not receptive to it? have you found that the ones who eventually did have you do it end up really liking it?

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[Gaia]

Well I only like tossing the salad when it has a dressing such as Blue Cheese or maybe a creamy ranch.......very tasty........ummmmmm...
Why is everyone looking at me like that???

WHAT??????!!!???


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This message was edited by Gaia on 10-10-03 @ 8:22 PM

[silera]

I like it done to me so much and every time I try to return the favor I am thwarted by buns of steel.

I haven't gotten closer than the inner thigh, and I don't think he'd be very receptive to my prying open his cheeks, so I just give up because I want to breathe.



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[DJEvelEd]

I like receiving it and love giving it as long as I'm really into her.









WHAT?

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[Arienette]

every time I try to return the favor I am thwarted by buns of steel.

I haven't gotten closer than the inner thigh, and I don't think he'd be very receptive to my prying open his cheeks, so I just give up because I want to breathe.you're like my really hot doppelganger

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aribagel.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>imagine what you want, and then hold on to that thought<br>'cause that's as close as it will ever come</center>

[silera]

I say we make a pact, to finish the job.



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[IrishAlkey]

Momma' said lock my ass.

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[silera]

I'd like to know how that came up in conversation with her.


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[Mike Teacher]

I'm just wondering how many are reading this and are afriad to admit they don;t know what Tossing A Salad is...

...not sure all will want to know...

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[Johnny Fontane]

I'm just wondering how many are reading this and are afriad to admit they don;t know what Tossing A Salad is...

...not sure all will want to know...



I had no idea until Silera explained that it required an inspection of male anus.

For the record, I don't need no stinking rim job.

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[Snoogans]

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH, AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BUNG

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[ChickenHawk]

Don't wanna give it, don't wanna get it.

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[more cowbells]

DEFINITELY would give it...wouldn't want it back in return, though, thank you very much.

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[Fallon]

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[silera]

Snoogans, until you let that pole rammed up your ass free, you will never make a woman happy.


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[furie]

i'm nutral. it's a weird and uncomportable in a good way.


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[billyio]

I'd prefer to give it rather than receive it. I know what's happening with my ass and I don't like it!

See Ya!

[Yerdaddy]

Yes please.

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[monsterone]

who's going to start the snowball appreciation thread?

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[silera]

I didn't know what a snowball was until I watched "Stepmom."




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[KC2OSO]

ah stinkface. nothing beats it.

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[CaptClown]

I way too skittish to let that happen. I may punch, kick or just dive away.

[Fallon]

ah stinkface. nothing beats it.
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[monsterone]

that is simply obscene, i'm going to wash my eyes out with bleach.


i don't watch wrestling, but have heard of the stink face and the act. but i've never seen it before...

so i ask you, wrestling fans, what's cool about seeing a man grilled in the pie hole by another can?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Honest to God-- it's NEVER come up in any of my relationships.

I'd rather not do it. My boyfriend doesn't want it done to him.

This vote is a NEY!



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[monsterone]

and no one has brought up the rusty trombone?

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[TheGameHHH]

silera......."Clerks"??.............did I miss something?


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[mdr55]

What's the deal about salad tossing-Are you or someone you know being sent to the slammer?


EDIT------Maybe ESPN can ask Kobe if he likes his salad tossed.
Kobe: "Ofcourse! I always tip the waiter appropirately everytime I take my family to Olive Garden."

(Place YOUR AD here) Call now!

This message was edited by mdr55 on 10-11-03 @ 1:08 PM

[silera]

silera......."Clerks"??.............did I miss something?


I've yet to see Clerks...

I'm really not cool at all.


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[Tall_James]

Haven't had it done to me and I really don't care if it never happens.

Honestly, I'd be happier if my lady made me a pot roast.

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[Jennitalia]

That would be no. No for me.

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[phixion]

I've yet to see Clerks...


its sad that this shocks me more than anything else in this thread.

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[DarkHippie]

i'm more of a taint fan. Would that be a "side salad?"

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[golfcourseguy]

In the heat of the moment, all's fair but, I can understand how it could get a chilly response.

" editing posts since day one"

[sr71blackbird]

I dont want it done to me, because Im ticklish and afraid that it would turn her off. Anytime her fingers go anywhere near it, I freak (though it does excite me), and Im way too self conscious to allow it. But I love doing it to her, and she likes it. A happy comprimise.


Hope I dont sound like I fell off the turnip truck, whats a "snow ball"? Is it like a "Texas Teabag"?

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[erole]

mr. innocent answer: how else can you work the black olives up to the top?
real answer: the only thing attacking my ass is the charmin

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[Fallon]

Hope I dont sound like I fell off the turnip truck, whats a "snow ball"?
I think its when you cum in a girls mouth and then make out with her while she's still enjoying it.

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[Lisa Croft]

real answer: the only thing attacking my ass is the charminFirst time I read that, I thought it said "the only thing attacking my ass is the chairman". whew.

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[erole]

actually the chairman attacking my ass is how I got promoted. and my medical never covered the stitches from that...and now you know...the rest of the story

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[mikeyboy]

First time I read that, I thought it said "the only thing attacking my ass is the chairman". whew.


Yeah. Me, too.

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[Heavy]

You old timers know I want to eat a chicks ass.

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ORACLE NEVER!!!

[hyperspace]

i love the smell and taste of girl ass!!!

[JustJon]

First time I read that, I thought it said "the only thing attacking my ass is the chairman". whew.


Yeah. Me, too.

[/center]It's awful that 3 of us read it that way...

And the answer is no.

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[TheMojoPin]

ADF just hasn't met the right...uh...person.

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[Aggie]

It's awful that 3 of us read it that way...


Me four.



I've only had it done to me. I'd do it if my man wanted me to, but I don't think I'd volunteer it.

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[Furtherman]

If the lady wants it, I'm happy to oblige.

I had it done once, and it was fine, nothing so shocking. But when it's hot and sweaty and you're rolling around like two snakes copulating, all is fair.

[JustJon]

ADF just hasn't met the right...uh...person.

Mojo, does this mean you're volunteering?

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

I've tossed salad.. guy's salad..

It's a very delicate subject.. if you talk about it before hand, the guy is likely to cringe and make an "eww" face and say he's not into it.. but that's only because he's never tried it, or because he feels that the male anus is only to be played with under gay situations.

So the times I've done it, it's been in the process of going down... deep throating, etc.. get the guy very turned on.. so turned on, he leaves his legs wide open, up in the air, for you to let ur fingertips roam throughout the "no-no" places...

Start out like that.. while bj-ing, he'll probably tense up, but he'll be receptive to how this new sensation is ironically non-gay seeming, and how sexy it is that a girl is doing this to him and how yummy it's making him feel.

He'll start to moan even more once you've advanced from going down on him to right at that velvet (<--what they call the section between the balls and that asshole) area.. he'll go crazy.. he'll start to rotate his pelvis and grind himself against your mouth, lips, tongue.. blah..

What was the question again?
:confuse:

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[Furtherman]

Hi honey? I'm dumping you. My new girl is LatinSpiceXoX.

[DJEvelEd]

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[A.J.]

I don't want my doctor near my ass.

Not interested.

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[JustJon]

I don't want my doctor near my ass.

Not interested.


Your doctor examines your prostate with his tongue?

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[A.J.]

"Advantage JustJon".

Well done Sir.

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[IrishAlkey]

Jon was asking because he'll fake a cough and leave work right now if it's true.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Hope I dont sound like I fell off the turnip truck, whats a "snow ball"?
I think its when you cum in a girls mouth and then make out with her while she's still enjoying it.

Oh, I thought it was when a guy was having sex with two girls, cums in one's mouth and the two girls kiss each other and both enjoy it.

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[Johnathan H Christ]

latin spice.... i've missed you. keep up the good work.

has nobody else here brought up the cleanliness issue here?

i love getting my salad tossed, and i do regularly go down (all the way down) on the girl. its delightful...but here's the thing. it has to be clean.

i've never had a problem with it...but only because i knew it was fresh. i would never let a girl go near it if i hadnt taken a shower since my last dump, or any kind of heavy lifting.

and i expect the same kind of attention to hygene from any girl. if i ever taste poop...theres gonna be a chopped up bitch feeding gators in the everglades...chutch.

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[MavisBeacon]

if you were ever tossing my salad, id take a huge shit on your face. so youd look somewhat attractive.

[MissExplosivo2]

if you were ever tossing my salad, id take a huge shit on your face. so youd look somewhat attractive.



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[MavisBeacon]

oh if only there were some sort of animated gif to get your point across more clearly....

[MissExplosivo2]

I've got one but all it says is "warning 'explicit boricua" and that doesn't really work here.

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[Iamnotatool]

Love it. Giving, receiving, whatever. Love it.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[FUNKMAN]

it's kind've like 'cow tipping', your bound to step in shit...

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

latin spice.... i've missed you. keep up the good work.
hello Jonathan??.. Don't think I know you, but thanks!
=D
Glad to be back...

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[Hottub]

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH, AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BUNG


You Go, Snoogs!!

Why do you think it's called a turd-cuter, anyway?


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[Hottub]

BTW Snoogans, when did you learn to use punctuation. If I can show you where the shift key is, you will be good to go! :p

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[NewYorkDragons80]

how do you feel about salad tossing?

I prefer syrup
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[shamus mcfitzy]

I'd give, but would never recieve. I don't think i could ever kiss her afterwards (as wierd as that sounds)

[JerseyRich]

I hear it's good, but never done it myself.

My chick is even weary of me sucking her toes, what's up wit dat?!


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[Arienette]

My chick is even weary of me sucking her toes, what's up wit dat?!i dont understand that.. i love the toe sucking. tell her to talk to me.

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[hyperspace]

I'm the best at toe sucking!!! ive been proprerly trained by best!!!

[Yerdaddy]

My chick is even weary of me sucking her toes, what's up wit dat?!

She doesn't want her feet to stink?

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[golfcourseguy]

My tip for "the savy traveler":
When flying to Ireland, don't ask the steward,"where do I get Aernal Lingus?",
unless you really want to "go there".

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This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 10-19-03 @ 12:35 PM

[CaptClown]

It's all fun and games til someonefarts and puts an eye out.

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[Melrapuo]

It's all fun and games til someonefarts and puts an eye out.

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Problem solved.

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