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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 04:45 PM
I am happy that Purel was invented. In this case, I prefer the brand name product. The regular and aloe are both ok, but the berry flavor is disgusting. I especially like the small 2 oz. bottles, since this size fits nicely in the car door pocket, for handy and convenient use after visiting strip clubs.

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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 04:47 PM
http://www.purell.com/media/side_2ozbottles.gif
See? That wasn't so hard, to search for and find Exactly what I wanted.

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Back in the New York groove.
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TooCute
10-09-2003, 04:49 PM
Thank you, Ignatius.

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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 04:51 PM
Just stay away from Pamplona, honey.

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Back in the New York groove.
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FUNKMAN
10-09-2003, 04:54 PM
don't forget Purel's cousin: Prell

http://store2.yimg.com/I/physlabs_1759_182119604

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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 04:57 PM
Don't be stupid. Prell has nothing to do with Purell.

But remember when Prell came in a tube? It sorta looked like 1/3 of AquaFresh. For your hair.

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Back in the New York groove.
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Hottub
10-09-2003, 04:59 PM
Bunny, I bring the Purel into the club w/ me. The silky softness makes for a great JO after dropping $200 on Lap dances.

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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 05:01 PM
Also, Prell in a tube looked like AIM, the regular flavor, not the cinammon. And AIM itself was basically just the green googly part of AquaFresh all by its lonesome.
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/28031/200.jpg

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Back in the New York groove.
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Reephdweller
10-09-2003, 05:02 PM
LOOK....Don't make me start a Prell Appreciation thread.

;)

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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 05:03 PM
Bunny, I bring the Purel into the club w/ me. The silky softness makes for a great JO after dropping $200 on Lap dances.
Don't be silly. It would give you a nasty burn. Only use it on your hands.

By the way, I think I am only entertaining Mike Teacher with this, but for all of you who remember, here is the original Prell in a tube.
http://sjisasillyboy.tripod.com/tour/prell.jpg

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Back in the New York groove.
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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 05:06 PM
LOOK....Don't make me start a Prell Appreciation thread.

;)
That may not be a bad idea. The original Prell was, in fact, good, with a solidly creamy consistency. And the scent was uniquely potent. The current Prell bears no resemblence, it is simply another unassuming shampoo.

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Back in the New York groove.
<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>
Late2party
10-09-2003, 05:10 PM
While we're at it...

http://www.dialcorp.com/images/branding/interact/intpkg_purexliquid_front.jpg

$4 or so at Target vs Tide @ $12. For after the lap dance(s)...
Tall_James
10-09-2003, 05:11 PM
here is the original Prell in a tube.

is that Cheryl Ladd?

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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 05:13 PM
Good point. All clothing must be washed after visiting a strip club. The only way to avoid this is to remove your clothing prior to going in, but this is complicated to pull off without calling attention to yourself, and even then, your skin tends to absorb the scents of the place, even if you are in there for only a short period of time, it is very smoky in there.

When it comes to powdered detergent, there is no substitute for Tide with Bleach. However, when purchasing liquid detergent, you may get whichever is least expensive, since they all perform with similar results.

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Back in the New York groove.
<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>
Reephdweller
10-09-2003, 05:16 PM
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0210/gallery.snl.stars/gallery.snl.ferrell.jpg


I also like Wil Ferrell...I think he's hilarious.

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bunnyluvsthem
10-09-2003, 05:34 PM
??? What connection does Will Ferrel have with wipes?

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DeltaPin
10-09-2003, 08:15 PM
Good point. All clothing must be washed after visiting a strip club. The only way to avoid this is to remove your clothing prior to going in, but this is complicated to pull off without calling attention to yourself, and even then, your skin tends to absorb the scents of the place, even if you are in there for only a short period of time

Just think about how much more exciting the lap dances would be.

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ADF
10-09-2003, 08:51 PM
Purel is bad for you. You kill 99% of the germs, but that one percent comes back and attacks you like MacArthur at Inchon.

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Snoogans
10-09-2003, 08:56 PM
will ferral ruined everything by playin mugatu in Zoolander
YOU STINK! worst movie ever

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TastelessGinny
10-09-2003, 09:04 PM
Drizzle a little Purell 2+1 sanitizer with lotion (the white one) off of your chin, then suprise your friends and family, coworkers and school chums!

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Tall_James
10-10-2003, 04:28 AM
Purel is bad for you. You kill 99% of the germs, but that one percent comes back and attacks you like MacArthur at Inchon.

Sometimes it only kills 98%, leaving the other 2% to get the jokes others don't.

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Hottub
10-10-2003, 05:01 AM
http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/44356/200.jpg

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Reephdweller
10-10-2003, 05:43 AM
Drizzle a little Purell 2+1 sanitizer with lotion



Fo shizzle wit da drizzle yo!

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TooCute
10-10-2003, 06:11 AM
However, when purchasing liquid detergent, you may get whichever is least expensive, since they all perform with similar results.


Not according to Consumer Reports, they don't. Sorry.

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Reephdweller
10-10-2003, 06:22 AM
will ferral ruined everything by playin mugatu in Zoolander
YOU STINK! worst movie ever



HEY!! Don't roon it for me. I'm gonna watch that movie tonight for the first time!

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ADF
10-10-2003, 02:30 PM
Not according to Consumer Reports, they don't.


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reeshy
10-10-2003, 04:28 PM
http://www.toys4joy.com/lubricants/pm8919.jpg

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TooCute
10-10-2003, 04:35 PM
Colloquialisms should not get yellow carded!

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