Evel Ed Depreciation Thread

[DJEvelEd]

Sometimes I don't take a shower.

I have a problem with authority.

I jerk off alot and my girl wonders why I don't cum.

I'm lazy and haven't hooked up my music studio.

I post offensive and shocking things.

I smoke too much kindbud.

I look at alot of women sexually and how they would look with me giving them oral.

I've taken things that weren't mine.

I'm jealous of happy relationships.

I got bumped out of my job as "Sound Guy" and now I move furniture so I started smoking cigarettes and shitting alot to get extra breaks.

I peeed in a glass and gave it to someone to drink when I was 12.





Feel free to take a shot...

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[reeshy]

No...Not me...I'm not brave enough....you scare me!!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

Id say something witty here, but I want you to know that I pray for you.

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Many Thanks Soup!

[FUNKMAN]

yeah and... so what's the problem?

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[SatCam]

is your brother hottub?

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[mikeyboy]

Aw, somebody needs a hug...













or to be violated by a coke bottle.

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[Tall_James]

This ones for you Ed..

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[JohnnyCash]

Yeah, you seem ok to me...

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE MAN IN BLACK

[grlNIN]

I liked this better when Alkey did it.

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[Hottub]

Sometimes I don't take a shower.

I shower religiously once, sometimes twice a day


I have a problem with authority.

At my job, I am authority


I jerk off alot and my girl wonders why I don't cum.


I never JO. My wife is more than receptive to my needs


I'm lazy and haven't hooked up my music studio.

No music studio, but TWO 5.1 surround systems in my house


post offensive and shocking things.

Except for the Soccer Mom thing, I am not offensive in my posts


I smoke too much kindbud

Haven't in 20 years!


I look at alot of women sexually and how they would look with me giving them oral.


Guilty


I've taken things that weren't mine


Postage stamps



I'm jealous of happy relationships


I'm in one.



I got bumped out of my job as "Sound Guy" and now I move furniture so I started smoking cigarettes and shitting alot to get extra breaks.


does not apply!






is your brother hottub?



Why yes, i am his brother;


AND I AM LUKE'S FATHER

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[Reephdweller]

I appreciate Ed and his humor.
Even if he took forever to get the silent thread bit and later bitched about it.

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