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slipknot
10-09-2003, 03:30 AM
Islam is going to take over America! They now have a new muslim barbie doll. She's not the buxom babe that barbie is.

I wondered if they are going to make it with a pull string that says "Americans and Jews are infidels!" "Allah is great" Or after holding if for 90 seconds it explodes into a million pieces.
Heavy
10-09-2003, 04:01 AM
Does it smell bad?

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Furtherman
10-09-2003, 07:02 AM
Does she have removable hands for when she steals Muslim Ken's food? Does she come with the all encompassing traditional burka?
A.J.
10-09-2003, 07:05 AM
A car won't be one of her accessories.

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Heavy
10-09-2003, 07:26 AM
Either will a bar of soap or a toothbrush.

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
DJEvelEd
10-09-2003, 08:14 AM
http://www.islamfortoday.com/burka.jpg

She comes with an explosive belt and says "Allah Akbar" when you pull her tamp string

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FUNKMAN
10-09-2003, 08:40 AM
reminds me of the Palestinian sex doll...

you take it home and it blows itself up


i know, it's old news...

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RF Godfather
10-09-2003, 09:20 AM
Either will a bar of soap or a toothbrush.
Damn, I wanted to say that.

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DJEvelEd
10-09-2003, 12:44 PM
Other features include:

Hairy armpits & legs.
Removable clitoris.
Handprint & bruise stickers for the Arab beatings.

Muslim Ken comes with shoebombs and a camel with Muslim Ken's Glory Hole. (Muslim Ken Penis not included as is anatomicly correct.)


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ChickenHawk
10-09-2003, 01:09 PM
double

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ChickenHawk
10-09-2003, 01:09 PM
Does she come with a little mini bundle of dynamite that you can strap to her chest?

Just like with original Barbie, you check under her panties to see if they actually bothered to give her genitals...
You gotta wonder... Did they bother to mold an actual face under that vale?


"Pull her string and she explodes!"

"And now... with ALL NEW Jew-Hating action!"

"City bus and Qur'an sold separately."

Ahh... racism is so much fun.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 10-9-03 @ 5:15 PM