A Little Riddle for everyone

[Snoogans]

electric train is goin south on the track, and the wind is blowing north. which way is the smoke going?

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Doomstone]

There is no smoke.

Well, that was easy.

[PanterA]

You don't bury the survivors???

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[Doomstone]

And roosters don't lay eggs.

[Snoogans]

bury this, the guy was supposed to wait and see how many people didnt get it, way to ruin it

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[mikeyboy]

The doctor is a woman.


bury this, the guy was supposed to wait and see how many people didnt get it, way to ruin it


What guy?

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[PanterA]

I think I was fooled by that one in 2nd grade.

What color was George Washintons white horse?

Who's buried in Grants tome?

Have you ever seen a dickfore?

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[Snoogans]

doomstone

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Doomstone]

I did what to who?

[Snoogans]

that was the point pantera, i wanted to laugh and expected that everyone would wait until a few people fucked it up and it would be funny

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[monsterone]

riddles are annoying

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[Reephdweller]

Who's buried in Grants tome?


George Washington silly

I learnt everything I know from saturday cartoons.

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[PanterA]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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[PanterA]

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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[PanterA]

If an athlete gets atheles foot.

What does an astronaut get?

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If there's 7 birds on a wire, and you shot one down...how many birds would be left on the wire?

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[Dont read this one if you are thinking about the second one]

A teacher ask's the class "If there's 7 birds on a wire, and you shot one down...how many birds would be left on the wire?" The boy raises his hand and says "none! as soon as the others heard the shot they would fly away." The teacher says "Well the answer would technicly be 6...but I like the way you think." The boy says "Well I have a question for you. If you see 3 ladies eating an Ice Cream cone. The first one is shoving the whole thing down her throut and getting it all over her face. The second one is licking around the sides slowly up and down, making sure no to drip a single drop, The third one is using a spoon to eat her cone. So teach which one you think is married?" The teacher thinks for a second and says "The third one?" The boy says "No, the one wearing the wedding ring...but I like the way you think teach."


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[Yerdaddy]

Kid Rock's cumshot.

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[sr71blackbird]

Who's buried in Grants tomb?


Believe it or not, in a tomb, no ones "buried", they are encased in marble sarcophagus. In Grant's in particular, its both he and his wife.

I checked the place out once, its in NYC, kinda eerie and cool at the same time. The riddle is one of the first things discussed when you go on tour!

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Here's one:

How many cubic feet of dirt are in a hole 6 feet wide X 6 feet long and 6 feet deep?

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[monsterone]

what a riddle's like:

getting someone with the gag of licking and sticking a big red wrapper, and sticking it to the forehead. sure you'll burn for a little while, but you get to do it to someone else.

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it's a hole, there's no dirt

[Mike Teacher]

NEWDOOR

Use the above letters to spell one word.

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[Mike Teacher]

1. You have a drawer containing black and white socks. It's nighttime and the power is off. How many socks do you have to remove to ensure you have a matching pair?

2. What are the next three letters in the following sequence:

O T T F F S S _ _ _

3. How many triangles are in this figure?

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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 10-9-03 @ 3:06 AM

[sr71blackbird]

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Riddle me this!

I count 13 Triangles!



1. You have a drawer containing black and white socks. It's nighttime and the power is off. How many socks do you have to remove to ensure you have a matching pair?


You might get a match on the first two, but the third sock will have to match one of the first two

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[Doomstone]

NEWDOOR = you already said the answer (one word)

Question is unclear. The answer is either two or three, but it depends on whether the drawer contained black-and-white socks, or socks that could be either black or white. I'll go with two, since it's a riddle.

Next three = ENT

The triangle thing is too much to focus on...but at least 21.

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[Yerdaddy]

one word
3
ENT

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[sr71blackbird]

NEWDOOR


ONEWORD

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[Yerdaddy]

Damn! We got them wrong because we didn't wait for enough wrong answers first. Damn!

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[sr71blackbird]

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?


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[Mike Teacher]

What should have he said?


"Scuse ME?! Can you hold that door?... Thanx!"

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[Spoil-Sport]

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?


3?

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Kid Rock's cumshot.

What is "Something in Pamela Anderson's stomach"?

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[FUNKMAN]

> 3 men go to a hotel the bill is 30.00
> each man gives the manager a 10 dolar bill
> manager realizes the bill is just 25.00 and gives the bellhop 5 singles to give back to the guys
> bellhop keeps 2 dollars and gives the guys back a dollar each

How much did the three guys actually pay each?

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[JustJon]

$9 each

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[FUNKMAN]

so what was the total for the 3 guys?
and how much did the bellhop take?

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[FUNKMAN]

okay i said this:



> 3 men go to a hotel the bill is 30.00
> each man gives the manager a 10 dolar bill
> manager realizes the bill is just 25.00 and gives the bellhop 5 singles to give back to the guys
> bellhop keeps 2 dollars and gives the guys back a dollar each

How much did the three guys actually pay each?



and Jon aswered:



$9 each


then i asked:



so what was the total for the 3 guys?
and how much did the bellhop take?




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[Mike Teacher]

The actual Question is This:

Each Man Paid $10

Each Man got a refund of $1

The Bellhop Kept $2

SO:

We have Three Men who each spent $9. $9 X 3 = $27.

The Bellhop Has $2.

$27 + $2 = $29. Where's the other Dollar???

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[Edit: And no one has even come CLOSE to how many Triangles are in the figure I put earlier in his thread. Come On!]

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[HBox]

$27 + $2 = $29. Where's the other Dollar???

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[FUNKMAN]

[Edit: And no one has even come CLOSE to how many Triangles are in the figure I put earlier in his thread. Come On!]


14

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[FUNKMAN]

make it 18 triangles

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[HBox]

Not exactly a riddle, but its a little mathematical quandry one of my math teachers told me:

1/3+1/3+1/3 does not equal 1.

Why? Because .3 repeating + .3 repeating + .3 repating = .9 repeating.

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[TooCute]

We have Three Men who each spent $9. $9 X 3 = $27.

The Bellhop Has $2.

$27 + $2 = $29. Where's the other Dollar???


Why does the $27 plus the $2 have to equal $30? That's illogical and stupid.

And where the hell did THREE guys find a hotel room for $30?

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[phixion]

not true, a fraction contains all the repeating .3's, thats why u leave it in fraction form.

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[phixion]

Where's the other Dollar???


I'm sorry i needed a dutch, please forgive me.

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[FUNKMAN]

And where the hell did THREE guys find a hotel room for $30?


Tonnele Avenue

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[erole]

>It keeps you nice and very neat
>has lots of teeth, but cannot eat.

and one more...

>It runs all night, and runs all day,
>but never, ever runs away.



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[FUNKMAN]

comb

watch or refrigerator

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[Mike Teacher]

make it 18 triangles


Waaaaayyyyy More!!!

In case you forgot, or just because...


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[SatCam]

Mike, I got 26

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[TooCute]

14? 23? Are you guys sure you're counting trangles?

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[mdr55]

Hmmm....let's see......5 lines x 5 lines = 25...so there are > 25 triangles.

For every line dissected by another line there are 2 addtional angles.

So the answer is 5X5X2= 50 triangles.

I like this new math stuff.

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[Mike Teacher]

There are over 25, but less then 50.



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14? 23? Are you guys sure you're counting trangles?


And I can not give a better hint then the above.

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[mdr55]

There are over 25, but less then 50.



So if 5X5X2= 50 and 5X sum of quotients which is 3=15

50-15= 35 triangles.

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[sr71blackbird]

I read this the other day, it was in a Ripleys Believe it or Not back in the 40s or something, and even the president sent them a letter asking or the solution, heres the riddle.


A bottle and a cork cost $1.10 and the bottle costs $1.00 more than the cork. What is the cost of the cork?

(the answer is NOT .10›)

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[MizzleTizzle]

i hate these i never get them but someone will; i'll bet a nickel it's too cute.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Oh here's one.

Let x = The number of Drs

Let y = the number of RNs

Write the algebraic equation for the following: "There are seven times as many nurses as doctors." No tricks whatsoever. And play dumb if you're positive! ;)

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if a chicken and a half, layed an egg and a 1/2 in a day and a 1/2, how much does a pound of butter weigh?

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16 oz.

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[FUNKMAN]

A bottle and cork together cost $1.10...the cork costs $1 more than the cork...how much is the cork? A quick (but wrong) answer is 10 cents. (If that were so, the bottle would be have to be just $1.00, which is only 90 cents more than the cork.) The right answer is a nickel

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[JPMNICK]

Oh here's one.

Let x = The number of Drs

Let y = the number of RNs

Write the algebraic equation for the following: "There are seven times as many nurses as doctors." No tricks whatsoever. And play dumb if you're positive! ;)



here is my guess. I did not google or yahoo.

y = 7x

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[stickyfingers]

mike i got 28 triangles but have a feeling there are more



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[sr71blackbird]

Funkmans right.

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[FUNKMAN]

Funkmans right.


have to admit i got the answer off the net...

i'll only take a little bit of credit for utilizing my resources!

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[stickyfingers]

i thought that one was easy (the cork one) now who the hell pocketed the extra dollar?

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[nickeye]

I remember posting this one long, long ago... But I love it so...

A polltaker goes to a woman's house and asks how many children the woman has, and what their ages are. The woman (annoyingly) replies, "I have three. The product of their ages is 36, and the sum of their ages is equal to the house number of my neighbor to the right." The polltaker goes next door, looks at the house number, returns to the woman, and tells her that he needs more information. She replies, "Well, my oldest child was named after the cat."

At that point, the polltaker says, "Thank you. I have all the information I need."

What ages did he write down?

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[FUNKMAN]

The ages are 2, 2, and 9.

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[sr71blackbird]

A hunter arose early, ate breakfast, and headed south. Half a mile from camp he tripped and skinned his nose. He picked himself up, cursing, and continued south. Half a mile farther along, he spotted a bear. Drawing a bead, he pulled the trigger, but the safety was on. The bear saw him and headed east at top speed. Half a mile later the hunter caught up, fired, but only wounded the beast, which limped on toward the east. The hunter followed and half a mile later caught and killed the bear. Pleased, the hunter walked the mile north back to his camp to find it had been ransacked by a second bear.
What color was the bear that tore up his camp?
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You are in a room with three light switches on the wall. Down a very long hall and around the corner, out of sight from the doorway of the room you are in, there are three light bulbs, each one corresponding to a seperate switch. By only making one trip (to the room with the lights, not there and back), how can you tell which switch corresponds to which light bulb?

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[zoom2457]

If it was a Metro-North train, it wasn't moving because some asshole dropped a cell phone in the toilet and tried to get it back himself.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[JustJon]

The bear was white

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[Hoojibs]

Turn on Switch one, and wait for a while then turn it off.

Turn on Switch two, and then go into the room.

The bulb that is off but warm is Switch one.
The bulb that is on is Switch two.
The bulb that is off and cold is Switch three.

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[jafter]

electric train is goin south on the track, and the wind is blowing north. which way is the smoke going?


It would blow north. Our electric trains had smoke pellets you could put in the locomotive so smoke would blow out.


Mary's mother had 3 daughters -- Penny, Nickel and ?

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[JohnnyCash]

and Mary.

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This is making my head hurt.

Plus I need someone to cheat off of.

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What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump?

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[Patches]

To revisit the 'missing dollar'

They paid 9 each. (9*3=27). The room cost 27. 25 for the room, and 2 for the 'tip'.

And thats one presumptuous fucking bellboy.



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i got 32 triangles, but had to stop because i couldnt tell if i was recounting some.

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[hurlmon]

35 triangles?


Longtime lurker...but not much of
a poster.

The Big Yellow One's The Sun!

[sr71blackbird]

Jon and Hoojibs are right...

White. It is a polar bear, For the North Pole is one of the places where you can go one mile south, one mile east, and one mile north, and still end up at your starting point. (The others are near the south pole.)

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second riddle....

Turn the first switch on for a few minutes and then shut it off. Turn the second switch on and then go to the other room. The light bulb that is warm is
connected to the first switch, the light that is on is connected to the second switch and the light that is off and cool is connected to the third switch.



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[stickyfingers]

i think its 35 triangles now that i looked at it again

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[MizzleTizzle]

i think its 35 triangles now that i looked at it again


Wow; hadnt checked this thread in a while. The answer, in my book where I got the triangle, is 35.

The see them, you only need to find there are Seven distinct triangles, and knowing this figure has a five part radial symmetry; each of those unique Seven is represented Five times, hence; 35.

Hint: radially symmetry is a bit different from mirror-image symmetry here.

[Edit:] Oh, and I wasn't gonna put this one down, because I thought it was a given, but i'm sure you've heard it. If not, answer this:

Brothers and Sisters I have none, but this man's Father is My Father's Son.

If someone said this to you, to whom would they be referring??

This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 1-7-04 @ 8:42 PM

[JustJon]

talking about yourself.

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[high fly]

Awright, tomorrow when we come to class, I'm sitting next to Mizzle Tizzle so I can copy off of his paper...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[East Side Dave]

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

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[high fly]

Booberry pie!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[East Side Dave]

That's right! Very good! I-scream and booberry pie!

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[high fly]

...and later you get nasty sheets!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[East Side Dave]

What's a ghosts favorite kind of amusement park ride?

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[East Side Dave]

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................a roller ghoster!

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[high fly]

Oh man, I was gonna say that!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Def Dave in SC]

You're in a jail cell and there are two exits--one leads to freedom and one leads to death. There are also two guards; one a chronic liar and the other has never told a lie in his life. You can ask only one question to one guard. What do you ask in order to find out which door is the correct one?

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[high fly]

Dammit! Mizzle's covering his paper!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[stickyfingers]

you turn to either of them and point to a door....you ask the question "if i were to ask you if this door is the correct door would you say yes?"

the truthteller would tell the truth and the liar would be force to tell the truth because if he lied that would not be a lie or somesuch

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[Bill From Yorktown]

close - if you ask guard A what would guard B answer if I asked "Which was the door to freedom" and then do the opposite as
a = truth and b = lie - answer = wrong
a = lie and b = truth - answer = wrong

so either way the answer is incorrect

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[stickyfingers]

okay cool....i heard that one about 10 years ago and i've always wondered about the answer....thanks BFY



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[JustJon]

c'mon, that one's in Labrynth. Everyone should know it, since Jennifer Connoly is hot.

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daughters name are penny dime and quarter = 36


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[East Side Dave]

What kind of food do witches like to eat at the beach?

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..............sandwitches!!! Get it??


...I guess their cannibals or something!

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